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AutisticSisNoCareTakerLOL

annoyance, autistic sister, AutisticSisNoCareTakerLOL, burden, Caretaker, college, culture, education, first gen American, Friends, Future, high school, immigrant family, mental age, older sibling, prospect, refusing, socializing, stable income, Support

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4966
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dimension Hops:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being the responsible sibling? Look no further! Join our server and escape the burden of taking care of your autistic sister like this poor player. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, explore, and have a good time without being guilt-tripped into caretaking duties. Plus, we promise not to call you heartless or a bad person for wanting to live your own life. So come join us and leave the drama at home – unless it’s drama in the game, then bring it on!

NoAlcoholNoProblem Minecraft SMP

abstainer, alcohol free, alcohol intolerance, cultural reasons, designated driver, health reasons, mental health, Minecraft, NoAlcoholNoProblem, non-drinker, peer influence, personal choice, recovery journey, religious beliefs, responsible choices, self-care, smp, sober curious, sober lifestyle, Sobriety, social pressures, substance abuse, teetotaler

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2301
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Votes:	9829	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Yo, listen up fam! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Bro, let me tell you, this server is lit AF! We got diamond blocks raining from the sky, creepers that give out free hugs, and villagers that do the dab every time you trade with them.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes and we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot in the game. Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who tells the spookiest bedtime stories?

So, why do you not drink alcohol? Because you should be spending all your time on this insane Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you’ll be drinking is potions of epicness! Join us now and prepare for the most wild and wacky adventure of your life!

AlmostDieCraft

AlmostDieCraft, brush with death, close call, dangerous situation., death-defying, escaping death, facing mortality, grateful for a second chance, harrowing experience, heart-pounding escape, heart-stopping moment, life flashing before my eyes, life or death, life-changing event, life-saving moment, life-threatening situation, lucky to be alive, miraculous escape, Near Death Experience, Survival, thankful for survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4414
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	6798	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Have you ever been mining in Minecraft and accidentally dug straight down into a pit of lava? Or maybe you were exploring a dark cave and a creeper snuck up behind you and blew you to smithereens? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee that you will never die from any of these ridiculous reasons!

Join us and experience the thrill of surviving insane challenges like riding pigs off cliffs, battling giant chickens, and even taming a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding. Our server is so safe, you could literally swim in a pool of lava and come out unscathed (please don’t actually try this).

But the best part? We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and all the enchanted gear your heart desires. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and never fear death again (unless you fall off a cliff, that’s on you).

Creeper’s Cache: 100+ UN Discovered

arms stockpiles, arms trafficking, Cache, Conflict, CREEPERS, Discovered, hezbollah, Hezbollah weapons, Insurgency, international relations, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, militant groups, Military, peacekeeping missions, security council, security threat, Terrorism, UN peacekeepers, UN peacekeeping, united nations, Weapons Caches

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2318
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Dimension Hops:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Gods Slained:	2

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got more weapons caches than Hezbollah! UN peacekeepers be like “whoa, where did all these weapons come from??” but we just be like “lol it’s just for our minecraft battles, bro.” join now for epic battles and secret weapon stashes, it’s gonna be lit af!

BlockyBrain Teasers

answer, Assistance, BlockyBrain, brain teaser, Cheating, collaboration, Community, crossword, crossword puzzle, Ethics, Etiquette, Fair Play, Help, Integrity, knowledge, problem solving, puzzle, rules, Social Interaction, teamwork, TEASERS, word game

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2211
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Zombie Dances:	5

so, like, imagine this: you’re mining in the depths of the earth, searching for diamonds and BAM – you come across a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure chests and rare loot. but wait, there’s a catch – the only way to unlock the chests is by solving a series of mind-bending crossword puzzles.

on our server, we take gaming to a whole new level. we’ve got hidden quests, epic battles, and even a secret society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power.

if you’re tired of the same old boring servers with no pizzazz, then come join us for a wild ride. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our wacky world. plus, we have free cake every friday. what more could you ask for? come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime.

Horizon’s End

1.21.4, Allies, Arimfea, Blockade, Cortesia Del Mar, Economy, electrical infrastructure, enemies, Horizons, industrial farms, Movecraft, Nations, Npcs, presidential elections, Settlements, smp, space map, Space stations, starship combat, trade city, Vega

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5351
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimension Hops:	14

Server Name	Horizon’s End
IP	horizonsend.net

Overview

Horizon’s End is a Minecraft server offering a nation-building multiplayer experience set in space. Players can design custom starships, claim land on hand-crafted planets, and engage in various activities like mining, trading, and PvP combat.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What sets Horizon’s End apart from other Minecraft servers?	Horizon’s End offers a unique nation-building experience set in space, with custom starships, land claim management, and a variety of gameplay mechanics.
How many planets are available for exploration?	There are 18 hand-crafted planets in the game, offering different environments and resources for players to discover.
Can players form alliances and engage in geopolitics?	Yes, players can form alliances, create nations, and participate in political interactions with other players on the server.
Are there opportunities for economic activities like trading and industrial production?	Players can mine asteroids, haul cargo between trade cities, and build industrial farms to produce goods for trading with other players.
How can I join the server?	You can join the game at horizonsend.net, or visit the server’s Discord, website, dynmap, or game wiki for more information.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anon, anon playing favorite game, anon playing favorite game like me, anon playing favorite game long tail tags, anon playing favorite game tags, Favorite, favorite game, favorite game anon, favorite game playing, like me, long tail tags, mystic, PIXEL, Playing, playing favorite game, playing favorite game anon, playing favorite game like me, playing favorite game long tail tags, playing favorite game tags, playing game, Realm, tags

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1132
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Ores Mined:	1893
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19

OMG Anon, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously bro!

The mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you, like what even is that?!

And the diamonds, oh man, they’re like rainbow colored and sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight, it’s like bling bling for days!

Plus, the trees drop candy instead of wood, so you can build a house out of gingerbread and live like a freakin’ Hansel and Gretel fairytale!

Join now and your Minecraft dreams will come true, bro!

BdayNoBabysit Minecraft Server

award winning, Babysitting, BdayNoBabysit, Best Friend, Birthday, Boundaries, celebration, Communication, filmmaker, friendship, INDEPENDENCE, living my best life, long-term friendship, Minecraft, parenting, photographer, PR trip, refusing, Respect, Server, setting priorities., single mom, travel

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8783
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	53	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Star Shards Collected:	169	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Farms Harvested:	950	Dragon Eggs Found:	7692

Are you tired of boring old friends who expect you to drop everything and babysit their kids on your birthday? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all the drama and excitement you could ever want!

Join us and leave behind the real world where entitled friends expect you to spend $1300 to watch their kid while they chase after a booty call in Puerto Rico. Our server is a safe haven where you can set boundaries and not be guilt-tripped for prioritizing yourself.

Who needs friends who send gag face pics over your award-winning videos when you can join a community of like-minded individuals who appreciate your talents and respect your time? Say goodbye to toxic friendships and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the ultimate escape from the drama of real life. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual world is home to secret treasures and hidden realms just waiting to be explored. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

SisCraft: Adulting 101

adult child, adulting, aita, Assistance, CAR, cleaning, Communication, DAUGHTER, DEBT, emergency accommodation, family, Frustration, Help, maintenance, Mother, Niece, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Rude, SisCraft, sister, social housing, Step up

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1599
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual reality in the most epic way possible!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through complex family dynamics, just like in the story above. Will you be the one to step up and provide assistance to your fellow players in need, or will you be the one causing chaos and drama?

Build your own virtual spare room for those in need, lend out virtual cars, and even negotiate deals with other players to help out those who are struggling. Who knows, you might even end up in a heated text message argument with a virtual family member over who should be responsible for helping out their adult child.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride of emotions, questionable decisions, and unexpected twists and turns. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to provide all the drama you could ever want? Join now and let the virtual family drama begin!

LaughCraft SMP

awkward, Church, coping mechanism, EMBARRASSING, family gathering, Friends, Funeral, funny, humor, inappropriate, inappropriate response, LaughCraft, laughter therapy, occasion, public setting, School, smp, social situation, uncontrollable giggles, uncontrollable laughter, Wedding, Workplace

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3292
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Magic Items Found:	1901
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit you’ll be ROFLing all day long! Like, one time I was mining for diamonds and accidentally fell into a pit of lava, but instead of being sad, I couldn’t stop laughing because it was just so ridiculous! And don’t even get me started on the time we had a chicken jousting tournament, it was clucking hilarious!

Join now and experience the most insane, chaotic, and hilarious Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun and laughter, then maybe you should stay away. But for everyone else, come join the madness and let’s have a blast together! LOLZ!