Postal 2 bloopers Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CancerCraftHouse choresLol

cancer diagnosis, CancerCraftHouse, caregiving, chemotherapy, Chores, choresLol, Communication, division of labor, Expectations, family, Gender Roles, health crisis, household duties, housework, Illness, Marriage, parenting, Partnership, responsibilities, Routine, Support, work-life balance

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8046
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6515
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Buildings Constructed:	42
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Are you tired of doing all the heavy lifting in your Minecraft world? Join our server where we promise your partner will actually step up and help out! Just like this 41-year-old player who was diagnosed with Stage 2 creeper cancer and needed her 48-year-old hubby to pick up the slack. Don’t worry, we won’t make you fight off any mobs while undergoing chemotherapy, but we will make sure your partner pulls their weight in-game. So come join us and let’s see if your partner can handle the pressure of taking out the trash and landscaping while you focus on your health. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a trip to Minecraft Disney out of it!

HatePineapplePizza – Minecraft SMP

abhor, aversion, cuisine, Culinary, detest, dislike, distaste, flavor, Food, Gastronomy, hate, HatePineapplePizza, loathe, Minecraft, opinion, Popular, Preference, Repulsion, revulsion, smp, Taste, Texture, unpopular

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7325
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ores Mined:	9109	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts and diamond trees that grow pizza slices instead of leaves. And get this, the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding! It’s like a never-ending party up in here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco room where the villagers breakdance and the zombies do the electric slide. And every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the center of the map and grants wishes to anyone who can catch it. I wished for a pet dragon and now I ride it around like a boss.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz, come join us on this wild and wacky SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

SuperBowlersOnly

alternative activities, american culture, anti-Super Bowl, Big game, Boycott, commercials, disinterest, Entertainment, football, halftime show, indifference, non-watchers, not a fan, not interested, not into sports, not my thing, sports, super bowl, SuperBowlersOnly, television, viewership

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7617
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	12	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of missing out on all the epic “Super Bowl” action because you’re too busy playing Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can have the best of both worlds! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own football stadium while watching the big game on giant screens made out of diamond blocks. Who needs real-life sports when you can have virtual sports AND Minecraft all in one place? Join now and score a touchdown with us!

EcoCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, climate change, EcoCraft, economic development, Economy, energy efficiency, environmental conservation, environmental impact, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, environmental regulations, green initiatives, Green.., Minecraft, Overhaul, referendum, REJECT, renewable energy, Server, SWISS, Swiss politics, voters

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	363	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

so, like, u know how swiss people r all about cheese and chocolate and stuff? well, this server is like the swiss army knife of minecraft servers, but instead of knives u get to build stuff and mine for diamonds.

u gotta join this server cuz the swiss voters rejected a green overhaul of the economy, so now we gotta make up for it by building a green paradise in minecraft. we’re gonna plant trees, build wind turbines, and make the cows fart less.

plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and a portal to a parallel universe where everyone has square heads. u gotta see it to believe it.

so come join us on this wild ride and help us make minecraft great again!

PharaohsVsTrump:GazaFails

Alternative, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, egypt, Egypt-Israel relations, foreign policy, gaza, i24NEWS, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace, Négotiation, Palestinian territories, peace process, PharaohsVsTrumpGazaFails, Plan, Politics, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4087
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4

so, like, u know how Egypt is all like “nah fam, Trump’s plan for Gaza ain’t gonna fly”? well, guess what? they got this wild alternative plan that’s gonna blow ur mind! like, imagine a Minecraft server where u can build ur own pyramids and sphinxes and stuff, but with a twist – u gotta battle mobs of mummies and pharaohs to claim ur loot! it’s like Indiana Jones meets Fortnite, but in blocky pixel form. join now for a chance to uncover hidden treasures and become the ultimate pharaoh of the server! Egypt may not have Trump’s plan, but they sure got a killer Minecraft alternative!

Broomstix

Bartering economy system, bedrock, Bedrock Java, Broomstix, Claims, Creative, custom enchantments, Customenchants, Discord, Dynmap, Exclusive main PvP arena, Features, FlyOnSundays, hard difficulty, java, ONLINE, Protectionstones, Quests, Random teleportation, Semi Vanilla, smp

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6387
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Magic Items Found:	1949
Void Armor Forged:	11	Gods Slained:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports
Discord server (w/ voice channels)	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features

Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version: 1.21.4: The Pale Garden
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required)
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Put a lead on mobs to teleport them
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No grief
Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation allowed in the overworld
In-game private messaging, homes and /sethome and player to player teleportation (/home, /w, /msg, /tell, /r, /tpa, /tpahere)
Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ

Q: Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock versions?

A: Yes, the server allows for cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions without requiring a Java account.

Q: Are there any special features on this server?

A: Yes, the server offers custom enchantments, protection stones for land claiming, and a bartering economy system, among other features.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on the server to ensure a positive and collaborative gameplay experience.

Q: How can I interact with the community outside of the game?

A: The server has Minecraft-Discord integration, allowing players to interact with the community through Discord even when they are not in the game.

Mystic Craft Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, Craft, cross dressers, Cultural differences, Diversity, femboys, fetishism, Furries, Identity Expression, internet culture, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, mystic, racial stereotypes, Realms, scat porn, sexual preferences, social acceptance, social norms, societal expectations, weird sexualities, weirdos, white people

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4703
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Come join our Minecraft server if you want to unleash your inner weirdo! We’ve got furries, cross dressers, scat porn enthusiasts, femboys, and all kinds of people with weird sexualities.

It’s like a virtual circus of oddballs and you’re invited to be part of the madness! Let your freak flag fly high and join us in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem.

Who needs normal when you can have abnormal? Embrace the chaos and let your strangeness shine on our server. Don’t be a basic white person, be a fabulous freak on our Minecraft server!

Roomie’s BF Drama Minecraft Server

boyfriend problems, communication breakdown, confronting a friend, Drama, emotional manipulation, Emotional support, feeling guilty, feeling isolated, friendship boundaries, Gaslighting, ISOLATION, Manipulation, Minecraft, roomies, roommate conflict, roommate issues, seeking advice, seeking validation, Server, standing up for friends, toxic relationship, unhealthy dynamics, unresolved issues, warning signs

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6077
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Void Gems Collected:	23
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Chimeras Created:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Alien Abductions:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness the epic saga of S, J, B, L, and a whole bunch of other letters in between.

Experience the thrill of navigating through a world where friendships are tested, alliances are formed, and betrayal is just around the corner. Will you be Team S or Team J? Choose wisely, because the drama is about to unfold like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense conversations, insincere apologies, and accusations flying left and right. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks and creepers lurking in the shadows.

Join our server now and witness the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at its finest? Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure that awaits you. See you in the game, drama lovers!

PreggoCraft: No Weed Allowed!

addiction, Allowed, Boundaries, Cannabis, Communication, compromise, Controlling, Family Planning, health risks, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, pregnancy journey, pregnancy risks, Pregnant, Quitting, relationships, secondhand smoke, smoking, Spouse, substance use, Support, Weed

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8939
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dimension Hops:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict no-weed policy! Just like this pregnant lady who quit smoking for her baby, we expect all players to quit smoking too. But don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual snacks to satisfy those munchies cravings!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while staying sober! Who needs weed when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you entertained? Plus, if you catch any players smoking in-game, you can report them to our virtual police force for a chance to win some epic loot!

So come on, join our server and say no to weed just like this pregnant player’s husband should! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual baby zombie to adopt as your own. It’s a wild world out there, so come join the fun!

DogeCraft Court Impeachment

controversial statements, Court, court cases, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, dogecoin, Dogecoin controversy, dogecraft, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, Elon Musk tweets, finance, Impeachment, internet culture, judicial independence, Judiciary, legal issues, Legal System, meme coins, public opinion, social media, Technology

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3302
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Villages Defended:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual courtroom where Elon Musk is the judge and Dogecoin is the currency!

Join us for wild cases involving creepers suing players for blowing them up, villagers getting into heated debates over trading prices, and Endermen filing complaints about being discriminated against for their teleportation abilities.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that Elon Musk himself will be online, handing out Dogecoins to players who can solve his riddles and challenges? So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most outlandish Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!