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Kouki’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3845
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	9865
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken King and the Potato Queen for control over the server’s food supply. Will the chickens lay enough eggs to overthrow the potatoes? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join their cause or fight against the fluffy uprising?

And let’s not forget about the legendary quest for the Golden Kouki, a rare and powerful item that will grant its wielder unlimited power and a lifetime supply of cookies. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Remember, on our server, anything is possible – especially when it comes to the almighty Kouki!

Gross Negligence Minecraft Server

death, Deceit, Deception, Desperation, establishment, family, Fault, gross, gross negligence, Inheritance, insurance fraud, lawsuit, Manipulation, Minecraft, MONEY, negligence, Payout, Plan, scheme, Server, strategy, Tragedy, Value, wrongful death

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4119
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4054	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Chimeras Created:	3
Void Gems Collected:	21	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even in death you can leave your family with a fat stack of diamonds! Join us and embark on a wild adventure to make an establishment look at fault for your demise. Whether you fall into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper, rest assured your family will be rolling in virtual riches thanks to our outrageous wrongful death suits! So come on, join us and let’s make some establishments pay for your untimely demise in the most hilarious ways possible!

This Is Nuts Minecraft SMP

long tail tags, Minecraft, nuts, smp, this is nuts

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8610
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3599
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the moonwalk, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up tap dancing as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance battles for enchanted diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive Mojang developers.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a chicken suit and wielding a carrot sword? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare for a journey filled with laughter, absurdity, and maybe even a little bit of magic.

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Magic, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, pumping mobs, Quake, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines, Weddings, work

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5470
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
New Chunks Explored:	395857	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Towns Built:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRA1.SKYBARS.ME

””Zoomer City Minecraft Server””

/pol/ tard, buzz words, Chud, city, election tourist, go back, incel, irony, Minecraft, nazi, newfag, normal, nu/a/, reddit, Server, tiktok, Tourist, twitter, underage, Zoomer

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7529
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Are you tired of being called a zoomer, newfag, or even worse, a tourist on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we welcome all kinds of players, even the most outrageous ones!

Are you an election tourist looking for a place to escape the chaos of politics? Join us and build your own virtual utopia where the only election happening is for the best build of the week!

Are you a /pol/tard, chud, or even a nazi looking for a safe space to express your controversial views? Look no further, because on our server, we have a designated area called “The Edge” where you can spout your nonsense without fear of being banned (unless you start griefing, then we’ll have to ban you).

Are you an incel tired of being rejected in the real world? Join our server and build the ultimate fortress to protect yourself from the imaginary hordes of women trying to steal your precious diamonds!

Are you a fan of irony, buzz words, or just looking for a normal place to hang out? Our server has it all, from ironic builds to buzzword bingo events, you’ll never be bored on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Leave TikTok, Reddit, and Twitter behind and join our insane Minecraft server where anything goes (except griefing, seriously, don’t do that).

> Retards Really Selling Before Trump Takes Minecraft SMP

economic indicators, Economy, financial news, Financial Planning, fiscal policy, Government, INAUGURATION, Investments, market trends, Minecraft, money management, Normalfags, office, Politics, retards, retirement savings, SELLING, smp, stock market, TAKES, tax returns, trump, wealth building

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	649
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Crops Grown:	5438	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2490
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring, normal Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where the players are so ahead of the game that they’re already selling their virtual items before Trump even takes office? Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the economy is as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline!

Our server is filled with crazy characters who are always up to some shenanigans. Rumor has it that one player built a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, while another player has a secret underground base filled with nothing but pink sheep. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter when you join us!

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is because our players are so dedicated that they’re already planning their in-game financial strategies based on when the normalfags get their tax returns. That’s right, we take Minecraft economics to a whole new level!

So come join us and see what kind of insanity awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen!

No Racism Minecraft Server

activism, anti-racism, Black Lives Matter, black people, civil rights, discrimination, Diversity, equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Minecraft, minority rights, prejudice, racial bias, racial discrimination, Racial equality, racial injustice, racial profiling, racial sensitivity, racism, Server, social justice, systemic racism

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7990
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of all the discrimination against black sheep in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace diversity and celebrate all colors of wool! Join us and help us put an end to the woolly racism that has plagued the Minecraft community for far too long. Plus, rumor has it that our black sheep drop extra rare loot when sheared – so come on over and start shearing for some epic rewards! Let’s make Minecraft a more inclusive and colorful place for all players, one sheep at a time.

Dark Intellectual Minecraft SMP

atmosphere, Character development, cinematic universe, creative vision, Dark, dark intellectual, Darth Maul, death, Director, filmmaking, films, iconic, intellectual, Legacy, lightsaber, lucas, Minecraft, ridley scott, Sith, smp, Star Wars, storytelling, The Phantom Menace, Villain

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9829
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1776	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the crazy antics and wild adventures you could ever imagine!

Join us for a chance to battle it out with Darth Maul himself, who has somehow found his way into our Minecraft world and is wreaking havoc on all the players. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his double-bladed lightsaber for yourself?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that George Lucas and Ridley Scott are also roaming around the server, creating epic storylines and mind-bending plot twists for all the players to enjoy. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans they’ll come up with next?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us for a truly out-of-this-world adventure. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our wacky and wild server!

Med or Arab Minecraft Server

Appearance, arab, Arab descent, Brazilian, Diversity, ethnic features, ethnicity, Ghoul, Ginger, Identity, Israeli culture, Israelis, Italian, Med, Mediterranean, Mediterranean descent, middle eastern, Minecraft, mixed heritage, multicultural, racial ambiguity, Server, Stereotypes

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8806
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Towns Built:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Votes:	1371	Endless Night Skies:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Are you tired of trying to figure out if someone is Israeli, Arab, Italian, or a Brazi übermutt? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where players morph into different nationalities every time they respawn. One minute you could be a pale ginger ghoul, the next you could be mistaken for a Brazilian beach bum. Who knows what crazy adventure awaits you on our server! Join now for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience.

Minecraft SMP: Romcom Mystery Thriller Koibami

ability to love, confession, Cute girls, detective conan, determined, DEVOUR, Girls, Gosho Aoyama, high school, human girl, Koibami, Koibami Shoujo, love, love-eating monsters, Minecraft, Monsters, Mystery, Real Love, romcom, smp, strange, Thriller

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6581
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Buildings Constructed:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where things are never what they seem! Join us for a romcom mystery thriller experience like no other, inspired by the epic saga “Koibami Shoujo” vol 2 by the legendary Kawabatao.

Imagine this: you’re just a regular high school boy trying to navigate the treacherous waters of teenage romance, when suddenly, five cute girls all confess their undying love for you on the same day! But wait, there’s a twist – four of these girls are actually love-eating monsters in disguise, hell-bent on devouring your ability to love forever. Can you spot the one human girl who truly loves you amidst the chaos?

With recommendations from none other than “Detective Conan” creator Gosho Aoyama, this SMP promises a rollercoaster of emotions, hilarious moments, and heart-pounding thrills. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a quest to find true love in the most absurd and entertaining way possible!