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GrampsFuneralMC Server

Boundaries, challenging family dynamics, communication breakdown, coping with loss, difficult decisions, difficult family situations, emotional distress, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, funeral attendance, GrampsFuneralMC, grief and loss, mourning process, personal rights, self-care, Server, stepmother issues, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2635
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Towns Built:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of family drama and need a break from real life chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any crazy stepmothers causing trouble!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about choosing between attending your grandfather’s funeral or dealing with a manipulative stepmother. Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players.

Forget about the diary-keeping, drama-starting relatives in your life and immerse yourself in a world where the only conflict is between you and the mobs. Join now and leave the family feuds behind – after all, diamonds are a girl’s best friend!

NoSmokeNoFunCraft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7976
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Void Armor Forged:	30
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1246
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s lit AF? Well, look no further! Our server is so fire, even the smoke alarms can’t handle it! Join us for some smokin’ hot gameplay and crazy adventures.

We promise a smoking good time, just like when your partner sets off the smoke alarms in your dad’s house. But don’t worry, on our server, the only thing that’ll be lit is the fun!

So come on over and join us for a blaze of a time. Just make sure to keep the smoke alarms off, unless you want to start a fight with the admins!

PizzaRuinerMC SMP

bad sauce, bad service, burnt crust, cold pizza, delivery mishaps, disappointing meal, food poisoning, incorrect order, overcooked, PizzaRuinerMC, poor quality, ruined dinner, ruined pizza, smp, soggy crust, stale ingredients, too little cheese, too much cheese, toppings, undercooked, wrong temperature, wrong toppings

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1401
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	9878	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Farms Harvested:	729	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret pizza cult hidden deep within our world where players must sacrifice their least favorite toppings to the Pizza God in order to gain special powers. But beware, if you ruin a pizza in-game, the Pizza God will curse you with never-ending pineapple toppings on all your future pizzas! It’s a cheesy adventure like no other, so come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the world of pizza madness!

MineCraftFiredFast – “Gone in 60 Seconds”

Colleague, company policy, dismissal, employment, FIRED, HR, Incompetence, job loss, job performance, job probation, Job Termination, MineCraftFiredFast, misconduct, new hire, probation period., quick dismissal, quick turnaround, Seconds, Termination, termination process, termination reasons, Workplace

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1377
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	937710
Animals Bred:	120	Runes Activated:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ores Mined:	799	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Dragon Scales Harvested:	120	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Have you ever seen someone get fired faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, on our Minecraft server, we hold the record for the fastest firing ever! One guy thought he could build a house out of dirt blocks and call it a mansion – needless to say, he was out of here quicker than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Join our server for a chance to witness some epic fails and maybe even set a new record for the fastest firing!

CannabisCraft Minecraft Server

2024.., agriculture, Authorization, cannabis cultivation, cannabis industry, cannabis legalization, CannabisCraft, economic boost, export potential, Farmers, farming community, government approval, job creation, legalization, market demand, Minecraft, morocco, North Africa, regulatory framework, rural development, Server, sustainable practices, traditional crops

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2205
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	1253	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ores Mined:	3000	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where you can grow your own virtual cannabis farm like those farmers in Morocco! Get those virtual green thumbs ready, cuz in 2024, we’re giving out authorization for all players to cultivate their own cannabis crops.

Join our server and become the ultimate weed farmer, trading your crops with other players for virtual riches. Who needs diamonds when you can have a field full of sticky icky buds, amirite?

So come on down to our server and get ready to blaze it up in Minecraft like never before. It’s gonna be lit, literally. Join now and let’s get farming, baby! 🌿🔥 #420minecraftdreams

UkrainianAirHobble

air defenses, Conflict, defense budget, defense industry, defense systems, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, UkrainianAirHobble, War

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1086
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Horror Stories Survived:	5

so, like, you know how russia is all big and bad and stuff? well, on this server, ukraine is like the ultimate troll and is totally owning russia’s air defenses. it’s like watching a cat play with a mouse, but in minecraft. join this server to witness the epic battle between ukraine and russia, and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew minecraft could be so intense and political? come join the chaos and see who comes out on top in this crazy virtual world!

BeeScentsGoneWild

antennal responses, BEES, BeeScentsGoneWild, Biodiversity, chemical communication, climate change, colonies, Decline, ecological disruption, ecosystem, environmental impact, floral scents, global warming, heatwaves, insect behavior, insect populations, Plants, pollination, Pollinators, populations, Temperature

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1603
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Emeralds Found:	4189	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Enchantments Applied:	183	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ IT’S SO HOT (+40º) THAT EVEN THE BEES CAN’T SMELL THE FLOWERS ANYMORE! THEY’RE TOO BUSY SWEATING AND FORGETTING HOW TO TALK TO PLANTS! COME HELP SAVE THE BEES AND STOP THIS CRAZY HEATWAVE MADNESS! PLAY NOW BEFORE THE FLOWERS START TALKING BACK TO US!

NOT Skyblock Server With NO Payouts or ANY hype pvp pve skyblock DO NOT JOIN

bedrock, Bosses, crops, Cultivate, Events, Farmer, Farming, Fight, hype, ISLAND, java, Join, Koth, Mining, Network, Payouts, Powerful, PvE, PvP, real-world money, Release, Rewards, Server, server ip, Skyblock, Upgrade

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7720
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Welcome to MaceMC!
New Bedrock and Java server releasing September 1st!
Versions 1.8 – 1.21

Events: Participate in events and win amazing rewards!
Bosses: Team up with others to fight powerful bosses!
PvP/KOTH: Fight against others to win King of The Hill!
Mining: Explore and mine valuable resources to upgrade your island!
Farming: Cultivate your crops and become the top farmer on the server!
Payouts: Compete for top spots and earn real-world money!

Releasing September 1st @ 8pm EST

Server IP: macemc.org

Bedrock Port: 25583

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/QCxJJKuyVF

FAQ

Question	Answer
When is the server releasing?	The server will be releasing on September 1st at 8pm EST.
What versions of Minecraft are supported?	Versions 1.8 to 1.21 are supported on the server.
What can players do on the server?	Players can participate in events, team up to fight bosses, engage in PvP/KOTH battles, mine resources, cultivate crops, and compete for payouts.
Is there a Discord server for MaceMC?	Yes, you can join the Discord server using the invite link provided.

ThomYorke’sMCServer

2021 releases, albums, Alternative, appreciation, Blessing, creativity, electronic, EXPERIMENTAL, Gratitude, Innovative, inspiration, Music, musical genius., new music, prolific artist, Radiohead, solo artist, talented musician, thank you, Thom Yorke, ThomYorkesMCServer

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3418
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old songs playing on repeat? Well, fear not, because our server has been personally blessed by Thom Yorke himself! That’s right, the lead singer of Radiohead has graced us with not one, not two, but THREE new albums this year, and they’re all exclusively available for your listening pleasure while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Thom Yorke himself will occasionally log on to the server to play with fans and drop exclusive in-game items that you won’t find anywhere else. Imagine stumbling upon a rare diamond block that Thom Yorke himself placed just for you! It’s like winning the lottery, but with more creepers.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be hanging out with Thom Yorke and jamming out to his latest tunes while you build your dream world in Minecraft? Join us now and experience the magic for yourself!

GleipnirGang Minecraft SMP – Chapter 25 “Stalling for Diamonds”

amoral heroine, brute strength, chapter, chapter 1, chapter 10, Chapter 10.5, Chapter 11, Chapter 12, Chapter 13, Chapter 14, Chapter 15, chapter 16, chapter 17, Chapter 19, chapter 2, chapter 20, chapter 21, chapter 22, Chapter 23, Chapter 24, chapter 25, chapter 3, chapter 4, chapter 5, chapter 6, Chapter 7, Chapter 8, chapter 9, Chapter.18, Claire Aoki, Daily Gleipnir, depression, diamonds, Empathy, FRANKENSTEIN, GleipnirGang, great purge, human morals, insufferable, Manga, Minecraft, Monster, Protagonist, Sadistic, secret, self hate, sense of smell, Shuichi Kagaya, smp, stalling, stalling for time, Twisted, Vampire

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9716
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	359	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as twisted as the relationship between Shuichi and Claire? Look no further! Join our server where you can unleash your inner monster and wreak havoc with your fluffy paws and abnormally strong sense of smell. Just like Shuichi, you’ll be facing off against sadistic players like Claire who will stop at nothing to uncover your secrets and hold them over your head. Will you hold onto your human morals or embrace the darkness within? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate battle of monsters and humans in a world where anything is possible! Just like the chapters in this manga, each day on our server brings new surprises and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join today!