Build your own harem of virtual wives while crafting and mining your way to victory!
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Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a creeper tried to blow up this server, but instead, it accidentally blew up a village of villagers who were secretly plotting against us. So now, we have an entire village of zombie villagers roaming around, giving us free emeralds and trading us enchanted gear.
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