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VILE SONS OF MAGNUS! IS HE HERE?! Minecraft SMP

Astartes, battle, black legion, Chaos, chaos space marines, emperor, FANTASY, grimdark, Heretic, Horus Heresy, Is he here, Long War, magnus, Minecraft, primarch, Sci Fi, smp, Sons, Sons of Magnus, space marines, Traitor, Vile, War, warhammer 40k

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2267
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ores Mined:	7156	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, chaos, and VILE SONS OF MAGNUS! Yes, you heard that right, Magnus himself may make an appearance on our server (or at least his sons). Join us if you dare to face off against these legendary foes and prove your worth in epic battles. But beware, Magnus is known for his sneaky tactics and may try to steal your diamonds when you least expect it. So grab your sword, gather your friends, and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime on our insane Minecraft SMP!

Trump’s Minecraft Server – Final Edition /ptg/

@POTUS45, 45 Office, Donald J Trump, donald trump, Edition, FINAL, God Bless the USA, Liz Harrington, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Milwaukee WI, Minecraft, president trump, ptg, RSBN, Server, team trump, trump archive, trump library, Trump Rallies, Trump Spox, trump war room, Trumps, truth social, Tucker Carlson Live Tour, White House 45

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8443
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as President Trump’s rallies? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build the greatest wall in Minecraft history, just like Trump promised! Don’t worry about griefers, we’ll deport them faster than you can say “Make Minecraft Great Again!” Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret Trump Tower hidden in our world, you’ll unlock the power of tweeting your enemies into oblivion. So come on down and join us, because on this server, we don’t build bridges, we build walls! #BuildTheWall #MinecraftTrump2024

Redpilled Minecraft SMP: Jew-Free Zone

anti-Semitic, computer games, Conspiracy, conspiracy theories, controversial, controversial games, controversial gaming, controversial gaming community, controversial gaming topics, controversial topics, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Jewfree, Jewish conspiracy, Jews, Minecraft, Political, Propaganda, redpill, Redpilled, redpilled games, smp, Zone

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2423
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	33

Are you tired of being oppressed by the Ender Dragon’s Zionist agenda in Minecraft? Look no further than our SMP server, where we have banned all Jewish mobs from spawning! Join us as we fight against the tyranny of the Creeper Illuminati and uncover the truth behind Herobrine’s secret Jewish ancestry. Plus, every player gets a free tinfoil hat to protect themselves from mind control! Join now and help us uncover the truth in this wacky and wild adventure!

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, character creation, Crystal Empyreum, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, fall guys, Femlala-Only Hypnosis Meetup, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Friendless Loser Meet, Garlean Election Watching, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Server, Terminator Trilogy, Zalera

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	177
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party zone for all you block-loving maniacs out there!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy competitions, and mind-blowing events that will make you question reality itself. We’ve got more resources than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at, free companies that will make you feel like royalty, and linkshells that will connect you with players from all corners of the Minecraft universe.

But wait, there’s more! How about a Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can plunder like a pirate on a sugar rush? Or maybe you’d prefer to celebrate All Saints’ Wake with us, where the spookiness never ends (until it does, so hurry up!).

And mark your calendars for our future meetups that will blow your mind and tickle your funny bone. From Terminator movie marathons to Femlala-only hypnosis sessions, we’ve got something for everyone. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

The Minecraft SMP – /fng/ Memories Edition

Bird Call Emote, Brick or Treat, Chapter 5 Memories, Edition, Eminem, Felina, Felina’s Claw Meow, fng, fortnite, Fortnite Chapter 2 Remix, Fortnite Crew Subscription., Fortnite Festival Season 6, ice spice, Juice WRLD, LEGO XP AFK Strategy, Memories, Minecraft, Mission Alerts, Progress Your Fortnite Passes, Quests, Ranked Reload, rocket racing, Season XP Leveling Pace, Shop, smp, snoop dogg, Stadium Lights, Stats, v-bucks

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3106
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Meteorites Collected:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs with boring quests and stats? Well, look no further because our server is like Fortnite Chapter 2 Remix on steroids! We’ve got Snoop Dogg, Eminem, Ice Spice, and Juice WRLD battling it out in Battle Royale – it’s a musical showdown like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all – we have LEGO XP AFK Strategy that will blow your mind! And if you want to level up fast, check out our Season XP Leveling Pace guide. Plus, we have Mission Alerts for StW that will keep you on your toes.

And get this – coming soon, you can progress your Fortnite Passes by playing ANY experience! It’s like leveling up while you sleep (literally)!

But wait, there’s more! Buy Fortnite V-Bucks and earn the Bird Call Emote, unlock Felina and Felina’s Claw Meow for free, and experience the Stadium Lights Up for Snoop Dogg in Fortnite Festival Season 6! And don’t forget to check out Rocket Racing V31.40 and Brick or Treat in LEGO Fortnite V31.40!

Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Thank the Bus Driver and get ready for the ride of your life!

StoryMine Competitions for real money Minecraft server

Cities, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Donation statuses, Donations, Hosting, Huge worlds, in-game currency, Jobs, minecraft server, No Lags, pleasant, Plugins, Private, real money, Russian, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, Warps, Web map

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7754
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magic Items Found:	7751	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

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Fearful Craft Minecraft Server

apprehensive, body image, confidence issues, Craft, doubt, fear of intimacy, Fearful, genitalia, gross, Insecurity, INTIMATE, Minecraft, naked, Nervous, Opening, performance anxiety, roastie, scared of sex, self esteem, self-conscious, Server, sexual insecurities, sexual performance, vulnerable

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7501
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Gods Slained:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	160
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40

Are you tired of worrying about awkward encounters in the bedroom? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you don’t have to worry about any of that! No need to get naked or show your pp, just focus on building and exploring with your fellow blockheads.

Plus, on our server, you’ll never have to worry about encountering any “gross roastie type pussies” because, well, we’re all blocks! No need to stress about your sexual performance either, just focus on mining and crafting to your heart’s content.

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. So come on, join our server and leave all your sexual anxieties at the door – we’re all about fun and games here!

Until open source free tards realise that people actually want… Minecraft SMP

Community, compatibility, Desktop, desktop computing, Development, free, freetards, GPU, Hardware, innovation, linux, Minecraft, Open, open collaboration, open source, open standards, operating system, people, Popular, proprietary drivers, Realise, smp, software, source, tards, Technology, technology enthusiasts, user experience, Want

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9856
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Star Shards Collected:	58	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Are you tired of dealing with open source freetards who just can’t seem to get it together? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where we don’t give a flying flip about proprietary drivers or whatever the heck the Linux desktop is? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride where we embrace the world’s most popular GPU in our desktops without a care in the world. Say goodbye to boring servers that follow the rules – here, we make our own rules and have a blast doing it.

So come on, join us and let’s show those open source freetards what real Minecraft fun looks like. Who needs proprietary drivers when you have a crazy SMP like ours to play on? Let’s take over the Minecraft world together and leave the Linux desktop in the dust!

Sis Squad Minecraft Server

#zenitsu, action, Adventure, Anime, aoi, BOAR RUSH, Demon Slayer, FANTASY, he got the sister, japanese animation, long tail, Love Triangle, Manga, Minecraft, Nezuko, Server, SHONEN, Siblings, Sis, squad, Supernatural, switch honestly, the pig got the girl

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Animals Bred:	178	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, pigs are getting all the girls and sisters are getting swapped left and right! Join now to witness the chaos as Nezuko gets BOAR RUSH’d and Zenitsu ends up with Aoi. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans will happen on our server? Join us for a wild ride unlike any other!

Mindless Minecraft SMP Player

brain function, cognitive psychology, concentration, Consciousness, Focus, Images, internal monologue, introspection, meditation, mental clarity, mental health, mental imagery, mindfulness, MINDLESS, Minecraft, player, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, smp, thinking, thought process, Visualization

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7569
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Towns Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually have to use words to communicate? Well, have we got the server for you! On our server, we have a special plugin that allows players to communicate using only emojis and pictures. That’s right, say goodbye to words and hello to a whole new level of confusion!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and elusive that only the bravest of players have ever laid eyes on it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to defeat the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to claim this incredible prize?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that pops up randomly throughout the server. Dance the night away with your fellow players to the sweet sounds of Minecraft music discs, and maybe even uncover some hidden treasures while you’re at it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a whole new world of wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. Just remember, on our server, the only language we speak is emoji!