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Fembot’s Cute Loser BF Minecraft Server

ambient music, AniManga, animation, autism, brown hair, cute, doomer side, egalitarian relationship, fembot, fembots, fit, golden retriever personality, green eyes, guitar, hobbies, japanese, khhv, Loser, loser bf, Minecraft, Music, NEET, OCD, piano, Post rock, programming, sense of humor, Server, shutin, Social Skills, White

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	127
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Towns Built:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Farms Harvested:	320

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with normies and try-hards? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the cool kids (and golden retriever personalities) like you!

Join our server and meet our resident 21-year-old shut-in who is a KHHV (that’s right, never had a girlfriend and proud of it), NEET, and self-proclaimed master of avoiding social media and porn. But don’t worry, he’s not a chud and definitely doesn’t hate women.

With a mix of autism, OCD, and a touch of doomer energy, our server is the perfect place for those who march to the beat of their own drum. Plus, our resident musician, programmer, weightlifter, Japanese speaker, and aspiring artist will keep you entertained with his quirky sense of humor and love for animanga and niche music (ambient and post-rock, anyone?).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate mix of chaos, creativity, and camaraderie. Bonus trivia: our resident cool guy even has a really cool name. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

CraftyFriendz

analyzing art, books, Boundaries, Communication, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, Connection, CraftyFriendz, depression, emotional intelligence, emotions, friendship, hurt feelings, journaling, Music, personal opinions, perspective, quotes, Respect, self-care, Self-expression, Understanding

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5282
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9713	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46

Are you tired of friends who don’t appreciate your deep thoughts and love for analyzing art? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all things cringe-worthy and deep!

We welcome all depressed people who find joy in dissecting lyrics, music videos, books, quotes, and more. Our community is full of like-minded individuals who understand the beauty of finding meaning in everything.

Plus, we promise not to make you feel more depressed by talking to us! In fact, our server is guaranteed to lift your spirits and make you feel right at home. So come join us and let’s analyze some virtual art together!

And remember, on our server, there’s no such thing as being too cringe. It’s all about embracing your unique interests and sharing them with others who appreciate them. So leave your judgment at the door and come have some fun with us!

TinderCraft: Swipe Left for Creepers

awkward dating moments, awkward online dates, bad date disasters, CREEPERS, cringe-worthy dating stories, cringeworthy Tinder dates, dating app nightmares, dating disasters, Dating Horror Stories, disastrous online dates, embarrassing Tinder encounters, funny dating mishaps, hilarious dating mishaps, left, nightmare Tinder dates, online dating disasters, online dating fails, swipe, terrible Tinder dates, Tinder Fails, tinder horror stories, TinderCraft, worst first dates, worst Tinder experience

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7164
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Enchantments Applied:	293	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Are you tired of swiping left on all the creepers and weirdos on Tinder? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about awkward first dates or bad pickup lines again. Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games, epic builds, and a community of players who are just as fed up with online dating as you are. Plus, rumor has it that if you find your perfect match on the server, you’ll get a special diamond ring in-game to propose with. So say goodbye to Tinder and hello to crafting your way to love on our server!

SynagogueCraft: Boom-Free Zone

anti-semitism, arrest, bomb threat, BoomFree, community response, criminal investigation, explosion, extremism, French synagogue, hate crime, investigation, law enforcement, Public Safety, religious extremism, religious violence, SECURITY, SUSPECT, suspect in custody, SynagogueCraft, terror attack, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, Zone

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2582
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

lol join our minecraft server becuz we have explosions too but they are way more fun and no one gets arrested!!! come blow stuff up with us and build crazy stuff like a giant toilet made out of diamonds hahaha. we promise no one will call the cops on u for having too much fun. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and u can only get in if u can solve our riddle of the dancing chickens. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!!! so come join us and let’s make some epic memories together. #minecraftmadness #explosionparty

Canopy: Where even the trees are semi-vanilla and ask for a whitelist to join the party! Must be 16+ to chop wood and attend weekly events!

age, ATTEND, border, campground, CANOPY, chop, collaboration, Community, Datapacks, Discord, dynamic map, Events, Exploration, Farms, Feedback, friendship, hats, Improvement, Join, Mechanics, Moderation, Party, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, shopping mall, Trees, Uhc, WEEKLY, Whitelist, wood

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5050
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Dimension Hops:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Minecraft Server Overview
About	We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We want you to meet new friends through working together on builds, events, building towns, or getting to know each other in discord!
Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla
Features	Soft Border for exploration Semi-Vanilla server using Spigot Dynamic Map for viewing builds New Hats and Datapacks Weekly Server Events Community Builds
How to Join	IP: canopymc.net Discord: https://canopymc.net/discord Dynmap: https://canopymc.net/map

FAQ

Q: What version of Minecraft do I need to join? A: You will need Minecraft version 1.21 to join our server.
Q: Are there any age restrictions to join? A: Our server is geared towards players in their early to mid-20s, but as long as you follow our rules, all ages are welcome.
Q: Can I use mods on the server? A: We prefer a vanilla experience, so no mods that alter gameplay are allowed. Optifine and similar optimization mods are fine.
Q: How often does the server map reset? A: We just reset the map and won’t reset again until the community calls for it!
Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow? A: Yes, please refer to our Discord or in-game rules for a list of guidelines to follow.

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

amusing, Catch, comedy, CraftyCreeperz, Entertainment, funny, Game, Gotcha, hilarious, humor, JOKE, Laughter, Minecraft, Mischief, playful, playful prank, practical joke, prank, Server, Surprise, surprise attack, Trick

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6624
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese, and riding on the backs of flying pigs to explore hidden treasure caves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s so last season).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

SMP_Lord_of_the_MineCraft Minecraft SMP

commentary, Minecraft, mute, no comment, no words, opinionless, presentation, Presented, Quiet, SILENT, smp, SMP_Lord_of_the_MineCraft, soundless, SPEECHLESS.., tacit, unexpressed, unspoken, unvoiced, voiceless, without comment, wordless

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6271
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of creepers? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power. Will you be the one to claim this feathered fortune?

Join our wacky SMP today and embark on a journey filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows what adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world? So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

SisterSlayinHighSchool

anxiety management, childhood trauma, communication breakdown, family conflict, family disappointment, family dynamics, family expectations, forced bonding, high school anxiety, high school stress, parental influence, Parental Pressure, school struggles, sibling conflict, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, sister relationship, sisterly bond, sisterly neglect, sisterly support, SisterSlayinHighSchool

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8587
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3457	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry is taken to a whole new level! Join now for the chance to recreate the epic battles between the OP and their sister in the virtual world.

Experience the thrill of being forced to play together by overbearing parents, just like in real life! Build your own separate bedrooms and finally escape the clutches of family-enforced togetherness.

But watch out for the anxiety-ridden sister who may need your support during her first day of high school. Will you check on her and risk being yelled at by your parents, or will you continue the epic feud? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Join now and show us if you’re the AITA in this crazy family drama!

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

awkward, bedrock, blocky, blunder, bonanza, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, faux pas, flub, foot in mouth, funny, Gaffe, inappropriate, mishap, mistake, mortifying, Oops, regretful, Regrettable, Shocking.., slip of the tongue, unexpected, unintended

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7747
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to accidentally shout out your coordinates during a steamy moment with your partner and have a creeper blow up your house in-game at the same time. Who needs safe words when you have explosive mobs to spice things up? Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again after joining our server!

JetCraft Minecraft Server

Advanced, air superiority, aircraft, Aviation, capabilities, completion, Defense, defense industry, european union, f-35, fighter jet, JetCraft, Lockheed Martin, Military, Minecraft, Modernization, nato, Poland, Polish Air Force, Procurement, Server, stealth, Technology

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1979	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Astral Projections Made:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have our own f-35 fighter jets like poland!!! fly around and bomb creepers with style!! we even have a secret underground base where you can chill with the pilots and plan your next attack on the ender dragon!! join now for the ultimate high-flying adventure!!!

Putin’s Oil Dilemma

Challenges, Conflict, Dilemma, Diplomacy, energy security, foreign policy, global economy, Import, India, international relations, Oil, oil exports, political pressure, putin, Putins, russia, Russian oil, sanctions, Trade, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, volodymyr zelenskyy, zelenskyy

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9892
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17

so like, u know how zelenskyy be talkin to india like “yo, if u stop importing russian oil, putin gonna be like whaaat?” well, on our minecraft server, we got a whole lotta oil, like more oil than saudi arabia, bro. so if u wanna mess with putin and make him face challenges, come join our server and we’ll show him who’s boss. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret portal to the moon. yea, u heard me right, we got a freakin moon portal. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s make putin cry like a lil baby.