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| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 1065 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | New Chunks Explored: | 183465 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 171 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
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