| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 9198 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 27 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 721 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 11 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 19 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually llamas in disguise. they throw llama parties every night and do llama karaoke. it’s lit, fam.
also, did u know our server is haunted by a ghost named steve? he’s always messing with the redstone and turning all the pigs into zombies. but don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost. just don’t make eye contact with him or he’ll steal all your diamonds.
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to meet a llama in a suit. what more could u ask for in a minecraft server? come join us now and let’s have some fun!
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 5671 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 35 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
our researchers have found that the low-intensity ultrasound can like, alter your brain and make you better at daydreaming, remembering stuff, and even like, seeing into the future. so, like, not only will you be a pro at Minecraft, but you’ll also be a psychic wizard or something.
join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending, brain-altering, Minecraft-playing adventure. who needs drugs when you have ultrasound technology, amirite? come join us and level up your brain game, bro. it’s gonna be a trip, man.
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 4651 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 176 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Server Name | sVanilla Survival |
|---|---|
| IP Address | corn.gg |
| Region | USA East |
sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal-free PvP.
Join sVanilla Survival and become part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your minecraft!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are hacked clients allowed? | No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival. |
| Is crystal PvP enabled? | No, crystal PvP is disabled in favor of melee-based combat. |
| Are there economy plugins on the server? | No, the server economy is based on trading with other players. |
| Is the world map permanent? | Yes, the map is permanent and will never reset. |
| Are TNT duplication methods allowed? | Yes, piston and slime-based TNT dupers are enabled on the server. |
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 6502 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 7853 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-clad chickens who rule with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can befriend one of these feathered overlords, they’ll grant you access to their exclusive chicken dance party where the beats are as fresh as their eggs.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a virtual world filled with more riches than a dragon’s hoard and more poultry power than a barnyard coup d’état? Come on in and see for yourself – just watch out for any chickens wearing crowns, they mean business.
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 4392 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Villages Defended: | 18 | Potions Brewed: | 111 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
Plus, imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you tell your friends that your Minecraft parent is a doctor! They’ll be so jealous of your virtual family status. And who needs friends in real life when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft players to hang out with?
So come join us on our server, where panic attacks and autism can’t hold you back from living your best virtual life! Who needs school or work when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 8926 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Mines Excavated: | 4693 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Just like how John and Jane left out our poor player from their big day, you can create your own drama-filled virtual weddings and parties where everyone is welcome, no matter their relationship status. Plus, our server is filled with helpful players who will take care of your virtual animals and property while you’re off on your virtual honeymoon.
So come on down to our server and show John and Jane what they’re missing out on by excluding you from their special day. Who needs real friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore and create chaos in? Join now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 3151 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 293 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pillow Fort of Doom, where players must battle it out in epic pillow fights to claim the title of Pillow King or Queen. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and a petting zoo filled with friendly zombies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to boring nights forever!
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 6756 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!
