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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 7471 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 10 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Towns Built: | 1 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
Join us on this wild adventure where the pigs ride the players, the chickens do the mining, and the cows are the ones building epic structures. Who needs to follow the rules of Minecraft when you can make your own wacky rules in our server?
But beware, the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood fashionista who will challenge you to a runway walk-off to claim the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Model. And don’t even get us started on the villagers who have formed their own government and demand taxes in emeralds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and show those little dudes who’s boss! It should’ve been you all along.