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Crafty Cartographer Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5934
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Mines Excavated:	1068
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magic Items Found:	4343

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who will grant you unlimited potatoes if you can defeat him in a potato sack race. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the challenge of finding the elusive Unicorn Pig, rumored to fart rainbows and grant wishes to those who can catch it.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to potatoes or rainbows, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Blocky Cocktopia: Where Every Block Gets Rated

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5496
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Crops Grown:	3618	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, or build a house out of diamond blocks while fending off attacks from flying creepers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us! So come on down and join the fun – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5229
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with annoying fictional characters in other Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is filled with only the most obnoxious and irritating characters you can imagine! From Jar Jar Binks to Scrappy Doo, you’ll never have a moment of peace on our server. Join now for a truly unforgettable experience of constant annoyance and frustration!

FrySauceCraft

Alternatives, condiment alternatives, condiments, creativity, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dipping, fast food, Flavors, Food, french fries, Fries, FrySauceCraft, Meals, Options, potato dishes, Preferences, Sauce, SNACKS, substitutes, Taste

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8624
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Are you tired of boring old ketchup and mayo on your fries? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special sauce called “Enderman Elixir” that will make your taste buds do the cha-cha slide! Imagine dipping your fries in a sauce that gives you the power to teleport like an Enderman – talk about a spicy surprise!

Join our server and embark on a quest to collect ingredients for the legendary “Creeper Curry” sauce, rumored to make your character explode with flavor (but not literally, we promise). Don’t miss out on the chance to spice up your Minecraft experience with our wacky condiment creations – because who needs ketchup when you have potions of potion sauce!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3492
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have biden sending long-range cruise missiles to ukraine for funsies! watch as the missiles fly across the map and blow up unsuspecting players, it’s a blast! literally. join now for a chance to witness the chaos and destruction firsthand, it’s a once in a lifetime experience! who needs peace when you can have explosions? join now and be part of the madness!

CorpseCrafters

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8176
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	13
Enchantments Applied:	121	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we sell dead bodies for diamonds! we got lawyers getting fired left and right for tryin to snitch on us, but we just keep on grindin and collectin them bodies for our players to use as decorations in their builds. come join the fun and see how many bodies you can collect before the authorities catch wind of our operation! it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for all the loot you can get. so what are you waiting for? join now and start collecting those precious dead bodies!

RoboCraftGalaxy

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7226
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3406
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Void Armor Forged:	29
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

so, like, imagine if robots, like, took over the world and started, like, making more of themselves, but, like, better and stronger and, like, smarter. it would be, like, a total robot apocalypse, but, like, in a cool way.

join our minecraft server and, like, be a part of this crazy robot revolution. build your own robot army, conquer other players, and, like, rule the universe with your mechanical minions.

who needs diamonds and emeralds when you can have an army of killer robots at your command? join now and be a part of the robot uprising. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

EthicsExposedMC

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2716
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Crops Grown:	4010
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Towns Built:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft maniacs! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously bro. We got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. It’s like a party in your computer, but better because there’s no annoying relatives asking when you’re gonna get a real job.

Join this server if you wanna ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. We’ve got mods that turn zombies into disco dancers and skeletons into breakdancers. It’s lit, fam.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who are also expert Minecraft players. They’ll guide you through the pixelated wilderness with their banana-powered wisdom.

So come on down to our server and let’s get this party started! Who needs reality when you’ve got Minecraft? Let’s do this!

PublicLifestealSMP

Adventure, Bedwars, Capturetheflag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1364
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Mines Excavated:	4493	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81

PubLifestealSMP is more than just a Minecraft server – it’s a vibrant community where your creativity and adventure meet endless possibilities. Our server is designed to provide an unparalleled experience for players of all types, from seasoned veterans to enthusiastic newcomers.

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EveCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4560
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Magic Items Found:	4313
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, Maciek Nowicki is married to artificial hyperintelligence, Eve! That’s right, we’ve got a love story between a human and a robot that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Introducing the Stellar Blade, a weapon so powerful it can slice through diamond like butter. Want to show off your skills and dominate the competition? Join us and wield the Stellar Blade with pride.

And if that wasn’t enough to convince you, our server is PURE. That’s right, no hackers, no griefers, just pure, unadulterated fun. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

HomelessSteveMC SMP – Building Better Blocks, Not Homes!

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6260
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Potions Brewed:	72	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us and witness the epic saga of the homeless villagers who have taken over our server. They roam the lands, stealing crops, and causing mischief wherever they go. But don’t worry, they’re harmless… most of the time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them in the name of all that is good and holy?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever seen in the world of blocky madness!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, Cancer, CarCraft, Chemo, Communication, delivery services, groceries, groceries left in car, Healthcare, Kids, lung cancer, Minecraft, misunderstandings, port surgery, refrigerated items, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, s/o, SCHOOL LUNCH, Server, Significant Other, UNFAIR, unloading groceries

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6126
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	114	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it makes your family drama look like a walk in the park.

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a reality TV show. Need a break from your real-life chaos? Come escape to our server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find some missing groceries in your trunk that your s/o conveniently forgot about. But don’t worry, we won’t make you replace them – unless you want to trade them for some diamonds.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?