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5MinLegalMadness Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2283
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Imagine a world where everything is legal for five minutes – that’s right, you can finally steal your neighbor’s diamonds without any consequences! But beware, they might just turn the tables on you and steal your enchanted gear right back.

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and unexpected alliances as you navigate through a world where the only rule is there are no rules. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a suit of armor made out of melons? Why not!

But be prepared for the unexpected, as our server is filled with secret traps, hidden treasures, and mysterious creatures that will keep you on your toes. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in this world, anything goes – for five glorious minutes, at least.

PixelPleasures

daily delights, daily happiness, feel-good moments, happy moments, instant gratification, instant happiness, instant mood boost, instant pick-me-up, little joys, little things that matter, mood booster, Mood lifter, PixelPleasures, positive vibes, quick happiness, simple joys, simple pleasures, small acts of kindness, small gestures, small joys in life, small things

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1265
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	935636
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Potions Brewed:	83
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a chorus of singing parrots and dancing llamas. Yes, you heard that right – our server is filled with musical animals that are guaranteed to put a smile on your face!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton do the moonwalk!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of enchanted diamond blocks? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (and possibly terror)!

So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server where every day is a new adventure and every small thing is guaranteed to make your day better. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ShipwreckedNavyCraft

Disaster, maritime accident, maritime disaster, military vessel, naval history, naval incident, naval investigation, Naval mishap, naval operations, naval protocol, naval rescue, naval safety, naval tragedy, naval vessel, new zealand, NZ Navy, runs aground, Ship, Shipwreck, ShipwreckedNavyCraft, sinks

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6537
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	0

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a nz navy ship run aground and sinks, but in minecraft, ya know? you can build your own ship and watch it sink to the bottom of the ocean, it’s like a party down there with all the drowned mobs and treasure chests. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of sinking ships and building epic underwater bases, it’s gonna be a wild ride, matey!

Block Party

BLOCK, brand name, condom jokes, Contraception, double meaning, embarrassing brand names, funny brands, going in undetected, humor, letting all your mates in, marketing fail, MATES, opening the gates, Party, product naming, Protection, safe sex, sexual health, sexual innuendo, sexual wellness, Terrible, Trojan Condoms

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9225
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14

join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

Holy Pixel Well-Being

belief system, compatibility, Countries, FAITH, Global, Happiness, Harmony, HOLY, mental health, Peace, people, PIXEL, positive association, pro-science, Psychology, religious beliefs, research, scientific beliefs, society, spirituality, study, well-being, wellbeing

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3987
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got religious and scientific beliefs chilling together like besties! Like, who knew that believing in both could actually make you feel better? It’s like a magical potion for your soul, dude.

We got 55,230 peeps from 54 countries vibing on our server, spreading those pro-science beliefs like confetti at a party. And guess what? It’s making them feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like, who needs therapy when you got Minecraft, amirite?

So, if you wanna level up your well-being and have a blast with like-minded peeps, join our server now! We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows. Okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty awesome.

Blocky Fart Minecraft Server

awkward, blocky, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, FARTING, farts, flatulence, funny, gas, greetings, hello, humor, interruption, Laughter, Manners, Minecraft, Noisy, Rude, Server, social etiquette, STINKY, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6094
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Dimension Hops:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamond blocks, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon egg. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against evil creepers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! farts again

> Development Driven Minecraft SMP

Development, Driven, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5293
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only development happening is your character leveling up? Well, look no further because our server is all about “development driven development”!

Join us and witness the magic of trees growing into skyscrapers, pigs evolving into flying unicorns, and diamonds turning into disco balls! Our server is so advanced that even the blocks themselves are constantly evolving and changing.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, and they’re plotting to take over the server with their mind-bending technology. Will you join forces with them or fight against their devious plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who needs regular old development when you can have “development driven development” instead?

SkincareCraft Minecraft Server

ASK, ask first, Confront, Drama, expensive, Friends, high end, lotion, Minecraft, Moisturizer, Mutual, overreacting, passive aggressive, Permission, products, roommate, selfish, Sensitive skin, Server, sharing, skincare, SkincareCraft, uptight

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7947
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Votes:	3787	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of your skincare products mysteriously disappearing faster than you can say “moisturize me, baby”? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of drama and passive-aggressive roommate battles over expensive lotions and potions.

Picture this: you log on to our server, ready to build your dream castle, only to find that your roommate has already claimed all the prime real estate for her skincare shrine. Will you confront her and risk being labeled as the villain? Or will you join forces with other players to overthrow her reign of lotion-stealing terror?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to mythical creatures who thrive on stealing skincare products for their own beauty rituals. Will you be able to protect your precious potions from these sneaky monsters, or will you find yourself embroiled in a skincare war like no other?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as thick as a hydrating face mask and the friendships are as fragile as a glass bottle of serum. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate skincare showdown!

Mom’s Wedding Bribe Server

BRIBE, Bridesmaids, Elopement, elopement decision, eloping, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, family relationships, groomsmen, interfamily conflict, moms, refusing wedding, Server, step siblings, Wedding, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding traditions

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	103
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama and the struggles of eloping? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and escape the drama of family conflicts, just like our player who eloped to avoid the chaos of wedding planning. No need to worry about choosing who to invite or dealing with expectations from step-siblings who think they should be in the wedding party.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to experience the thrill of virtual elopement with your in-game partner. Avoid all the stress of planning a wedding and jump straight into the fun!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to elope in style on our Minecraft server. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one with us? Join now and say “I do” to the adventure of a lifetime!

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

Allure, APPEAL, attractive, AttractiveAF, Behavior, Captivating, charisma, Charm, Enchanting, Intriguing, magnetism, Minecraft, Mystique, Personality, Qualities, smp, unexpected

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9147
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	498
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1028

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the most unexpected thing someone can do to instantly make them 10 times more attractive is… wearing a pumpkin on their head while riding a pig!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and insane stories. Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only speak in pig Latin. And don’t even get us started on the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that take place every full moon.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and your pig ridden)!