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The Drone Busters Minecraft SMP

Aerial, airspace, Busters, control, Defense, DETECTION, drone, Drones, ENEMY, game over, India, Invasion, January, Minecraft, Monitoring, privacy, regulations, restrictions, SECURITY, smp, Surveillance, Technology, threat, WARFARE

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9054
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Crops Grown:	7424	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is like a rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding chickens and dancing creepers. But beware, if you live in India, you better watch out because the Drones are coming for you in January! It’s like a virtual game of hide and seek, but instead of hiding, you’ll be running for your virtual life. Join us if you dare, and see if you can survive the madness that awaits. Who knows, you might even make friends with a friendly Ender Dragon along the way. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Realms of Echoes

Beta release, Community, Minecraft, Realms of Echoes, Roleplay, Server, Updates

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1921
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Star Shards Collected:	158	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

༺═────────────═༻ Join our beta release of Realms of Echoes. Expect frequent updates as we build our community and server! ༺═────────────═༻

play.realmsofechoes.com

Chill Nordic Minecraft Server

Chill, denmark, finland, Iceland, Minecraft, Nordic, nordic architecture, nordic art, Nordic countries, nordic culture, nordic design, nordic food, Nordic history, nordic innovation, nordic languages, Nordic lifestyle, Nordic mythology, Nordic traditions, nordic travel, nordics, norway, Scandinavia, Server, Sweden

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8290
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Farms Harvested:	712	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
New Chunks Explored:	295515	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a stack of cobblestone? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of wolves in the Nordic forests!

Join us for epic battles against giant snow golems, where the winner gets a crown made of diamonds and the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for a week! Our PvP arena is so intense, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face.

But that’s not all! We have hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted gear and rare items scattered throughout our custom-built Nordic villages. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary Viking helmet, you’ll gain the power to control lightning bolts with a snap of your fingers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on a quest to become the ultimate Viking warrior of the Minecraft world! Just be sure to watch out for the mischievous trolls hiding under our bridges – they love to steal your loot and leave behind a trail of exploding TNT. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s nordics!

Mid Tyson’s Minecraft SMP Truth

athlete, boxing, Celebrity, Champion, COMEBACK, controversy, Defeat, Downfall, Evidence, Fight, Humiliation, knockout, Legacy, legend, mid, mid-tier, MIKE TYSON, Minecraft, Redemption, rich youtuber, smp, sports, Truth, Tysons

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	986
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchantments Applied:	169
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of getting humiliated by rich YouTubers on other servers? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee that will never happen! Our server is so exclusive that even the Ender Dragon has to wait in line to get in. Plus, rumor has it that our diamonds are so shiny they blind anyone who looks at them. So come join us and experience the most epic adventures, the craziest builds, and the most ridiculous shenanigans you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history!

AniMine server Minecraft

24/7, Anime, AniMine, atmosphere, classic, Friendly, Hardcore, Minecraft, No Lags, Players, responsive administration, Server, Theme

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1923
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Animals Bred:	169
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	24	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Minecraft 1.11.2 server with an anime theme, classic atmosphere, hardcore and friendly players. No lags, 24/7 and responsive administration. Come in, we are waiting for you!)

164.132.219.139:26342

Block Party Minecraft Server

adult content, artist, BLOCK, drawing stream, explicit, female streamer, inappropriate, Live Stream, Masturbate, Minecraft, online content, Party, Provocative, self pleasure, Server, sexual innuendo, sexual tension, sexually frustrated, solo activity, solo performance, solo stream, streaming platform, Suggestive, suggestive behavior

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8163
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a chance to witness the legendary streamer who always seems like she’s on the brink of a sexual awakening during her solo streams. Rumor has it that she’s actually using her drawing streams as a cover-up for her secret passion for…well, let’s just say she’s not just building houses in Minecraft if you catch our drift.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s acceptable in the Minecraft community, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared to witness some seriously questionable behavior and maybe even pick up a few new techniques for your own solo streams…if you dare.

The name could be: “Bit Smoke Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4590
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Welcome to Grove Street, Home of the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. You’ll never see llamas with this kind of skill anywhere else!

2. We have a secret underground base where we host llama dance parties every Saturday night. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on seeing llamas break it down on the dance floor.

3. Our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs who shoot lasers out of their eyes. Don’t worry, they only use their powers for good (and to protect our precious diamond stash).

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the world of Grove Street. Will you be the lucky player to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join Grove Street today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of! Just be prepared to dodge llama spit and pig lasers along the way.

694751581 Anonymous Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4397
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	9454
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will protect you from any creepers or griefers that come your way. Trust me, you’ve never felt safer in a virtual world.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance your heart out with skeletons and zombies who have some killer moves.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

4. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with fire-breathing dragons and lava waterfalls. It’s the ultimate adrenaline rush!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Depravity of the Japanese Minecraft SMP

Asian cinema, atrocities, controversial films, controversial topics, cultural criticism, dark themes, Depravity, film analysis, historical films, japanese, Japanese cinema, Japanese culture, japanese history, Minecraft, moral decay, national identity, propaganda films, smp, social commentary, war atrocities, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8987
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	499954	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Our server is filled with crazy characters and even crazier builds. Want to see a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds? We’ve got it. How about a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? Yep, we’ve got that too. And don’t even get us started on the underground bunker filled with secret treasures and traps (watch out for the exploding chickens!).

But the real reason you should join our server? The Japanese depravity kino nights. Every Saturday, we gather around a virtual campfire and watch the most outrageous and depraved Japanese films you’ve ever seen. From tentacle monsters to schoolgirl assassins, we’ve got it all. So come join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the builds are the players themselves.

Lost in Minecraft Server

#youtube, Authenticity, child loss, compassion, emotional, Empathy, family, Grief, HEARTBREAK, judgment, Loss, Lost, Minecraft, paid actor, parenting, personal experience, Server, skepticism, storytelling, testimony, Tragedy, Understanding, Video

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6973
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mines Excavated:	1385
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Buildings Constructed:	23
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the treasure was cursed and unleashed a horde of zombie chickens upon the land! It was chaos, but oh so hilarious.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom of bacon-loving minions. Join forces with him and conquer the land, or challenge him to a bacon-eating contest for ultimate bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen!