post coital sadness Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ReproMasters: East & South Asians Unite!

Asians, biological traits, comparison, cultural beliefs, demographics, Diversity, east, east asians, ethnicity, Eugenics, genetics, human evolution, master race, northern Europeans, Population, race theory, Reproduction, ReproMasters, scientific fallacies, social constructs, South, South Asians, Stereotypes, Superiority, unite

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7654
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	251
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS THE BOMB DIGGITY, LIKE BETTER THAN A PUPPY RIDING A UNICORN INTO A RAINBOW! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF THE MASTER RACE OF GAMERS, WE’RE LIKE THE OLYMPIC CHAMPIONS OF BUILDING BLOCKS AND SLAYING CREEPERS!

WE GOT MORE ASIANS AND SOUTHIES THAN YOU CAN SHAKE A STICK AT, SO YOU KNOW WE’RE THE REAL DEAL. PLUS, OUR PLAYERS HAVE THE FERTILITY OF RABBITS, SO YOU BETTER WATCH OUT FOR ALL THE BABY GAMERS RUNNING AROUND.

COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE OF EPIC ADVENTURES AND INSANE SHENANIGANS. WE DON’T FOLLOW THE RULES, WE MAKE ‘EM AND THEN BREAK ‘EM LIKE A BOSS. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE!

CubCursed [SMP] [Modded] {forge 1.20.1} {1.21 Backport} {RP optional} {Whitelist} A.K.A. CubCraft

1.20.1, a.k.a, AE2, alex’s caves, Backport, Community, core mods, create mod, CubCraft, CubCursed, Discord, Easy Villagers, experienced, farmers delight, Forge, Friendly, International, Iron’s spells, kitchen sink, Lightman’s Currency, Modded, Modpack, Optional, Roleplay, server starts, simple voice chat, smp, Whitelist, Yung’s Better Structures

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2651
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Potions Brewed:	193	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Love Letters Sent:	9

Welcome to CubCraft!
(Server starts this weekend)

CubCraft is a community in which we host a series of servers. These servers vary from large scale RP projects to smaller SMPs, like this one. This SMP will have a “Kitchen Sink” modpack which contains a bunch of fun mods without much correlation (a list of core mods can be found below). We have a varied community with a bunch of friendly people from all across the world with all sorts of interests. Some of our members are experienced roleplayers and as such, roleplay will be allowed/encouraged around the server, however do not feel obligated to join in if you do not want to.

Core Mods (not all mods are listed, just some of the larger ones): – Create Mod (+Addons) – Farmers Delight (+Addons) – 1.21 backport – Simple Voice Chat – Lightman’s Currency – AE2 – Alex’s Caves – Iron’s Spells – Easy Villagers – Yung’s better structures

Join the discord to get whitelisted once the server begins: https://discord.gg/grRjckSQ8c

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, you need to join our discord through the link provided and get whitelisted once the server starts.
Is roleplaying mandatory?	Roleplaying is allowed and encouraged, but not mandatory. Feel free to join in or not based on your preferences.
What will the server modpack be?	The server will run a “Kitchen Sink” modpack with various fun mods that do not necessarily correlate. Some of the core mods are listed above.
Can I suggest mods for the server?	We welcome mod suggestions from our community. Feel free to suggest mods in our discord channel.

Onee-San’s High School Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Age gap romance, bittersweet, Coming of Age, emotional connection, explicit sex, forbidden love, good ending, Happy Ending, Heartwarming, HIGH, high school boy, love story, mature woman, Minecraft, onee san, OneeSans, relationship drama, romantic comedy, romantic tension, romcom, School, Server, sexual tension, teenage boy, unrequited love

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9382
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Towns Built:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	1615	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you say “Too bad they didn’t show any explicit sex”? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are twerking! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pork chop. Don’t miss out on our weekly “Build a house out of lava” competition, where the winner gets a pet dragon! So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, explicit sex is strictly prohibited (sorry, Steve).

PixelPoppin Minecraft SMP

black and white, BTFO, controversy, debate, Diversity, empowerment, equality, intersectionality, Lesbian, LGBTQ, Minecraft, opinion, perspective, pill, PixelPoppin, representation, response, smp, social media, tweet, validation, viral tweet, WOMAN

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1178
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	3809	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Dimension Hops:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	New Chunks Explored:	738358
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Are you tired of getting absolutely destroyed by a lesbian woman on Twitter? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape! Join us and show off your building skills to assert dominance over all! Plus, rumor has it that the lesbian woman herself plays on our server and she’s looking for some friendly competition. Will you rise to the challenge or crumble under her mighty tweets? Join now and find out!

CouchPotatoCraft Minecraft Server

aita, CouchPotatoCraft, family conflict, Fighting with mom, generational differences, guest etiquette, Minecraft, mom’s friend, online friendships, parent-child relationships, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy concerns, respecting boundaries, room sharing, Server, sibling support, sleeping in my bed, sleeping on couch, teenage struggles

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3562
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft room with strangers? Join our server and never worry about random online friends taking over your space! We promise no one will storm into your virtual room and demand you clean it. Plus, we have plenty of virtual bathrooms for everyone, so no need to share your personal items with strangers. Join now and experience the ultimate virtual privacy! #NoRoommatesAllowed #MinecraftBoundaries

BacklessBloxLady42

Ageism, aita, backless dress, BacklessBloxLady42, body positivity, compliments, Confidence, fashion, Fashionably, healthier, inappropriate, looks, older woman, pilates, Self-expression, sense of style, strength training, Toned, upscale restaurant, Wardrobe

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	954
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3016	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to level up your style game!

Join our server and you’ll not only build epic structures, but you’ll also get fashion advice from our resident style gurus. Need a new outfit for your virtual avatar? No problem, we’ve got you covered with the latest trends and hottest looks.

And don’t worry about age restrictions, because on our server, everyone is welcome to flaunt their fabulousness. Whether you’re 42F or 46M, we believe that style knows no bounds.

So come join us and show off your virtual fashion sense. Who knows, maybe you’ll even inspire your in-game friends to step up their style game too. Don’t be a fashion faux pas, join our server today!

SpeakerphoneSteve – Minecraft SMP

annoyance, Behavior, Communication, consideration, Conversation, disturbance, Etiquette, inconsiderate, loud, Manners, Minecraft, mobile phones, people, pet peeve, privacy, Public, public spaces, smp, Social Interaction, social norms, Speakerphone, SpeakerphoneSteve, Technology

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7979
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	1536	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Farms Harvested:	680
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of hearing people blabbering on speakerphone in public like they own the place? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict no-speakerphone policy! That’s right, no annoying phone conversations blasting in your ears while you’re trying to mine for diamonds or build a castle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who explodes every time someone uses speakerphone. So join us if you dare, and say goodbye to those obnoxious public phone calls once and for all!

CraftyQsMC

ask people, Communication, conversation starter, CraftyQsMC, deep conversation, engaging question, favorite question, favorite question to ask, favorite thing to ask, favorite topic, get to know you, getting to know someone, Icebreaker, memorable question, open-ended question, personal preference, sharing experiences, Social Interaction, sparking conversation, starting a conversation, Thought-provoking

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2528
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Enchantments Applied:	69
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn harder than a zombie in the sunlight? Well, look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of talking pigs who will guide you through our wacky world of wonder. Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? Go for it! Feel like riding a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens? We got you covered!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a majestic creature rumored to lay blocks of diamond instead of eggs. Find and befriend this rare bird and you’ll be the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure? Come on in and let the craziness begin!

PhillyCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Defense, deployment, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military capabilities, military presence, military tensions, Minecraft, missile defense, north, Philippines, PhillyCraft, regional stability, security concerns, Server, South China Sea, strategic interests, territorial disputes, US missile system

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8446
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	38	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, dragons and unicorns and stuff. and, get this, the other day, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of candy. like, what even?!

also, like, the admins are super cool and always throwing crazy events. one time, they spawned a giant zombie that could shoot lasers out of its eyes. it was wild, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game? yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there.

so, like, if you wanna have a blast and experience some seriously wacky adventures, you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyKyiv: Invade4Peace

border conflict, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKyiv, cross-border tensions, Diplomacy, diplomatic solution, eastern europe, fair, foreign policy, incursion, international relations, Invade4Peace, Military Action, Négotiation, peace negotiations, peace talks, political tension, russia, security concerns, territorial dispute, Ukraine

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7149
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	382	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

so like, ukraine was all like, “we gotta go into russia to make them talk nice to us” and everyone was like, “whaaaat??” but then they were like, “yeah, we gotta do it for peace, man.” so they went in and started building peace talks out of blocks and stuff, like in minecraft. it was crazy, but it worked! now they’re all friends and stuff. come join our server and build peace talks with us, it’s wild!