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| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 3930 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Star Shards Collected: | 278 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
so, like, come join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we give you DISCOUNTS on everything. it’s not that you’re cheap, it’s that everyone else is just PAYING TOO MUCH. like, who wants to be a sucker and overpay, amirite? plus, we have this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. like, who even thinks of that? it’s INSANE. so come join us and be part of the wackiest, most discount-loving community in all of minecraft land.
