Are you tired of boring, outdated servers where the paid shills can’t even be bothered to update their jpeg folders post-2016? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs while wearing diamond armor, or building giant statues of chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around!
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Stale Memes Minecraft SMP Catalog
CATALOG, catalog spam, Digital Marketing, internet trolling, jpeg folders, meme backlash, Meme culture, meme evolution, meme fatigue, meme marketing, meme recycling, meme saturation, meme spam, meme trends, memes, Minecraft, online advertising, outdated content, paid shills, post-2016 memes, smp, social media manipulation, stale, stale memes
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SaboteurCraft Minecraft Server
Arrests, arrests made, Conspiracy, counterintelligence, crime, criminal organization, Espionage, foreign agents, intelligence, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, national security, Operation, ring bust, Russian, Saboteur, SaboteurCraft, security forces, Server, suspects, Ukraine, undercover agents
so like, ukraine was all like “hey we caught these 19 peeps who were like, totally russian spies trying to sabotage our stuff” and we were like, “whaaat? that’s crazy, but not as crazy as the stuff happening on our minecraft server! join us and you’ll be part of the most epic spy vs spy battles ever! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server? come join the chaos and see if you can outsmart the russian spies… or maybe even join them! just kidding, don’t do that. but seriously, join our server for some insane fun and crazy adventures!”
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PlagueCraft FrenchMinister
biohazard, crime, Dangerous, emergency, Europe, France, France news, FrenchMinister, Government, health risk, interior minister, international relations, investigation, Laced, letter, Plague, PlagueCraft, Political, Public Safety, SECURITY, Terrorism, threat
so, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, if you wanna have a blast and, like, build some crazy stuff, this is the place to be.we got, like, a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. and, like, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor.
oh, and did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land? yeah, they’re, like, the size of a house and they drop golden eggs that you can use to summon a dragon to do your bidding.
so, like, come join us on this wild ride of a server. who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into. just watch out for the creepers, they’re, like, totally out to get you.
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EggcellentCraft
Commitment, concentrated effort, concentration, Dedication, dedication to one task, efficiency, EggcellentCraft, ENERGY, Focus, focused work, Intense Focus, productivity, putting all your eggs in one basket, single tasking, single-mindedness, singular focus, success, task completion, total commitment, undivided attention, unwavering dedication
come join our epic minecraft server where we have baskets full of eggs everywhere! why, you ask? well, because we believe in the power of focus and dedication.imagine a world where all you have to worry about is taking care of your precious eggs. no pesky monsters or annoying players trying to steal your loot. just you and your beautiful basket of eggs, living in perfect harmony.
but beware, the eggs are not just any ordinary eggs. they are magical eggs that can grant you special powers and abilities. who knows what wonders await you in our egg-filled world!
so come on, join us and experience the joy of putting all your eggs in one basket. it’s a cracking good time, guaranteed!
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Penguins Kingdom
Adventure, Boss, BUILD, Clan Wars, Community, Custom Items, Custom world, Events, Explore, Factions, Ffa, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, new experience, ONLINE, Roleplay, Shops, Survival, world mobs
Welcome to Penguin’s kingdom we have created this server to enjoe and have fun we have custom items world mobs events: like ffa and clan wars + boss shops custom world New Experience Join Us Now!! Server Discord: https://discord.gg/G398a7nXab: Server Store: https://penguinkingdom.craftin
penguins.shockbyte.pro
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TimeLierG Companions (Furry Server)
anti cheat, anti-grief, Antigrief, Community, Discord, Discordsrv, Economy, Essentials, EssentialsChat, Events, für, Furries, Furry, Furrycraft, Furryfandom, Furryminecraft, Furryserver, Griefprevention, guilded, manual build, memorable, NO DONATION, Nochatreports, non-furs, Roleplay, Server, Servers, Shops, spawn city, Survival, Updates, VAULT
A 2000s style furry server (non-furs welcome too) with events, anti-cheat, anti-grief, and more. Come in and be remembered! It took me over a year to make the spawn city also known as the Companion City so feel free to look around, there’s a lot to see, I still work on it manually by hand. It should be noted that there is no way to pay or donate, you earn everything as it should be. This is also an economy server.Join our Discord / Guilded for updates, we no longer display server updates on our own site.
Plugins include Vault, Essentials, GriefPrevention, EssentialsChat, DiscordSRV, and NoChatReports.
104.223.99.102:25590
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The Cozy Shire: Where Creeper cuddles are considered a friendly hug
21, accepting, Adults, application form, Community, considered, Cozy, creeper, cuddles, Discord, encouraging, Enderman Grief, Friendly, hard difficulty, Hug, java, LGBTQI+ friendly, multiplayer, new map, Safe Place, Semi Vanilla, shire, smp, Survival, Voice Interview, WhitelistThe Cozy Shire The Cozy Shire is a small semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server. We are here to give everyone a great experience to Minecraft. We are adults who like to build, explore and create together. If you are looking for a community base server who wants to have fun and grow as a community and friends then we are the server for you!
Since we are a new server we are specifically looking for Builders, Creatives, and Artists to help us fill the world with wonderful creations!
==ABOUT US==
- Date Launch: 7/28/24 Monday
- A New 1.21 Map
- Hard difficulty
- LGBTQI+ friendly
- Fire spread is turned Off
- Pl3xMap
- Discord
- Discord/ ingame chat integration
- We’re looking for players who
- Age 21 and over
- Anti-Enderman Grief
- And More…
Our goal is to create a kind, accepting, and encouraging community. We want our server to be a safe place for all. Lets enjoy some Minecraft together!
Please follow the link to our application form and fill out with sincerity. Be prepared for a voice interview as well.
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer What kind of server is The Cozy Shire? The Cozy Shire is a small semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server. What is the age requirement to join? Players must be 21 and over to join. Is griefing allowed on the server? No, we have anti-Enderman grief measures in place. How can I apply to join the server? Fill out the application form linked in the overview and be prepared for a voice interview. Is the server LGBTQI+ friendly? Yes, The Cozy Shire is LGBTQI+ friendly.
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EugenicsCraft – Progress is Key!
1932, Calvinism, coal, Comprehensive Calamity, Democracy, doctrine, electricity, Eugenics, EugenicsCraft, human beings, Iron, key, Philosophical Dogmas, Political Doctrines, progress, Progressive Evolution, protestantism, Ralph Adams Cram, Religious Dogmas, Rousseau, society, Steam, Technological Civilization
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we do not behave like human beings because we are too busy building epic structures and battling virtual dragons!Join us on this server because we reject the Ancient doctrine of progressive evolution and instead embrace the teachings of Dr. Calvin and M. Rousseau…just kidding, we actually just love to troll each other and blow up each other’s creations for fun!
Our server is like a technological civilization on steroids, thanks to our insane mods and plugins that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable. Who needs coal and iron when you have virtual diamonds and enchanted weapons?
Escape the boring reality of society and dive into our virtual world of chaos and creativity. Trust us, the only comprehensive calamity you’ll face on our server is when someone accidentally unleashes a horde of creepers on your base.
So come join us, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Who needs progressive evolution when you can have explosive evolution instead?
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SMPainfulMinecraft – where everything is just a little bit too glitchy
Absurd, American, bad, bit, compensation, culture, ENTITLEMENT, exaggeration, glitchy, humor, inconvenient, Justice, lawsuit, Legal, LITIGATION, reaction, Rich, satire, SMPainfulMinecraft, society, stereotype, SUE, wealth
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to sue for everything! Have a creeper blow up your house? Sue! Accidentally fall into lava and lose all your diamonds? Sue!Our server is run by the infamous Sue, who has become a billionaire from all the lawsuits filed by our players. Join now and see if you can outsmart Sue and win your case in our virtual courtroom.
But beware, Sue is a master of manipulation and will do whatever it takes to come out on top. So gather your evidence, hire a lawyer (or become one yourself), and get ready for the most ridiculous legal battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Join now and start building your case (literally)!
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RedditCraft: AITAH Son & Phone
AITAH, Behavior, Boundaries, child development, co parenting, Communication, control, crazy, Decision making, family trip, inappropriate, Lawyer, Legal, Monitoring, parenting, Phone, reddit, RedditCraft, Son, supervision, Support
Looking for a Minecraft server where your kids won’t learn inappropriate things like “jorkin my peanuts”? Look no further! Our server is so family-friendly, even the creepers say please and thank you before exploding!Join us and avoid awkward family trips where your son starts spouting Reddit memes in front of grandpa. Our server is so safe, even the Ender Dragon wears a helmet for protection!
Don’t let your ex-wife’s questionable parenting choices ruin your son’s innocence. Come join our server where “boys will be boys” is replaced with “boys will be building epic castles and battling zombies!”
Forget the lawyers and the family drama, come hang out with us and let your kid enjoy Minecraft the way it was meant to be played – without any peanuts being jorked, we promise!
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LifeRater Minecraft SMP
Contentment, current life, emotional well being, fulfillment, Happiness, life balance, life evaluation, life experiences, life fulfillment, life happiness, life journey, life progress, life quality, life satisfaction, LifeRater, Minecraft, personal growth, Rating, satisfaction, self reflection, self-assessment, smp, well-being
Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring routine in your real life? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!Join our server and say goodbye to the mundane existence of your everyday life. Here, you can become a fearless warrior, a master builder, or even a potato farmer if that’s your thing. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power of the diamond pickaxe. Rumor has it that those who can impress the llamas with their sick dance moves will be granted access to a hidden realm filled with rare treasures and untold riches.
So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your boring reality and join us on this wild and wacky adventure in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your dancing shoes).