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| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 3629 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 12 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 43 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this russian father who got jailed for his daughter’s antiwar drawing, but then he got released and now he’s, like, the king of the server. he’s got, like, superpowers and stuff, and he’ll, like, protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds and emeralds you want. and, like, the best part is that there’s a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, man? it’s, like, the most epic thing ever.
