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| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 3949 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
On our server, you’ll witness firsthand how giving women rights turns them from loving mothers into, well, let’s just say they have other priorities now. Who knew that women would prefer being *ahem* professionals of the night over raising kids? It’s a real head-scratcher, folks.
But don’t worry, we’re not just here to roast the ladies. We’ve got plenty of outrageous stories to share about how this gender fail is going to lead to catastrophic results in the future. And hey, even mass migration can’t save us now! It seems like no matter where you go, women just aren’t interested in popping out those little Minecraft babies.
So come join us on our server for a good laugh and maybe even learn a thing or two about the wacky world of plummeting birth rates. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational, am I right? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!
