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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 9137 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 96 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!