| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 9702 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 35 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 140 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 375 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Ice Cream Bandit, who goes around stealing all the sweet treats and leaving a trail of melted ice cream in his wake. Will you be the one to catch him and claim the ultimate reward? Or will you fall victim to his sticky schemes?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Just watch out for that ice cream residue – you never know where it might lead you!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 9727 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Void Gems Collected: | 37 |
Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win the most valuable piece of /a/ memorabilia ever seen in the Minecraft world. Rumor has it that it’s a diamond pickaxe signed by Notch himself while riding a pig!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing your blocky head off as he tells jokes while you battle him for epic loot.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 2600 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
But that’s not all – we have the craziest community you’ll ever meet. Our players are so dedicated to the server that they dream about graphs every night. It’s like they’ve been hypnotized by the sheer awesomeness of our graph-filled world.
And if you think that’s wild, just wait until you hear about our events. We have weekly graph-building competitions where players have to create the most epic graph structures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you’ve never seen graphs like this before.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and immerse yourself in a world where everything is graphs and the fun never stops!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 2743 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Join us and uncover the secrets of players past, like that time someone built a giant statue of their ex-boyfriend out of diamond blocks! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with love letters and potions of heartbreak.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic quests and challenges that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two creepers fighting for your affection.
So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride of drama, romance, and pixelated chaos. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 4652 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 38 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Votes: | 1125 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re greeted by a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Why? Who knows! But it’s there and it’s fabulous. And don’t even get us started on the roller coaster that goes through a lava pit – it’s the hottest ride in town!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots fireworks. Yeah, it’s as awesome as it sounds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of stinkiness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pair of nose plugs – things can get a little funky around here!
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 7418 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 8787 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
Join us if you want to test your skills in building the tallest tower made entirely of diamond blocks, or if you’re brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon armed only with a carrot. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle and the winner gets a crown made of feathers.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the world, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy, chaotic world. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 6746 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 484 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 11 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Only the bravest and most skilled players dare to seek it out. Will you be one of them?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour. You’ll never have to mine for them again! So come join us and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 130 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 10 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 96 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Join us if you want to escape the real world and dive into a world where anything is possible. We don’t take ourselves too seriously here, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.
We have a strict “no boring people allowed” policy, so if you’re looking for a boring, normal server, look elsewhere. Here, we embrace our weirdness and let our freak flags fly high.
So come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. And remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong. Let’s make Minecraft great again!
