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Creeper’s Corner: Where even the villagers question your intelligence

#youtube, Bigotry, Corner, CREEPERS, Cunt, cyberbullying, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, HARMFUL, Hate Speech, hurtful, ignorant, inappropriate, insensitive, intelligence, offensive, online harassment, prejudice, question.., retardation, social media, UNACCEPTABLE, Video, villagers

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	192
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies and try-hards? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you and all your fellow degenerates!

Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay imaginable. Our server is filled with crazy events like pig racing, chicken jousting, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers.

But that’s not all! We also have the most epic loot drops, including diamond armor that makes you look like a disco ball and enchanted weapons that shoot rainbow lasers.

So, if you’re ready to leave behind the boring and mundane and enter a world of pure insanity, come join us on our server. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no going back. You may even find yourself questioning your own sanity. But hey, who needs sanity when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

PussyLickCraft: Where the only limits are your imagination… and maybe a few ribs

imagination, Limits, PussyLickCraft, ribs

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4132
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Potions Brewed:	57	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Kronii getting her rib removed just to lick her own…you know what? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be questioning your life choices in no time. Join us if you want to experience the most insane adventures, build the most ridiculous structures, and meet the weirdest players this side of the blocky universe. Who needs reality when you can join us and enter a world where anything is possible, even if it involves removing body parts for questionable reasons. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where You Can’t Spell ‘Diamonds’ Without ‘LOL’

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8686
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Emeralds Found:	2233	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to ruin your day. They may spit at you occasionally, but it’s just their way of showing affection.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful not to anger her, or you might end up with a face full of feathers and diamonds.

4. We have a portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to build a gingerbread house in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for the adventure of a lifetime!

Wizard’s Wacky World

Greg Mitchell, Kike, Potter’s House Church, potters house, redpill, Wacky, wizards, world

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3089
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4053
Ores Mined:	1035	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Towns Built:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to uncover the truth about Greg Mitchell from the Potter’s House church! Join us as we embark on a wild journey to uncover whether he’s a secret kike or not. Will we find the answers we seek? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of conspiracy and chaos anywhere else! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, anything is possible!

Chad’s Creeper Kingdom: Where Only the Chads Survive

abominations, acceptance, beauty standards, body positivity, Chad, Chads, Confidence, creeper, desire, discrimination, empowerment, fat, give up, Inclusivity, Kingdom, Misogyny, Pushups, self love, society, Stereotypes, SURVIVE, Ugly, wheelchair bound, Women

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3005
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	3186	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Alien Abductions:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the ugliest, wheelchair-bound, fat abomination of a woman can still have a chance with Chad! That’s right, no need to worry about looks or physical limitations here, just start doing pushups and you’ll be on your way to finding your Minecraft soulmate.

Join us for a chance to experience the most ridiculous love stories ever seen in a Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a blocky version of Chad or even a creeper with a heart of gold.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start working on those pushups, because love knows no boundaries in our crazy Minecraft world!

OomuroCraft: Where Yuru Yuri meets Minecraft for a hilarious adventure!

Adventure, Anime, comedy, Fans, finally out, friendship, Girls Love, high school, hilarious, humor, japanese, long awaited, Manga, meets, Minecraft, New Release, Oomuro-ke, OomuroCraft, Otaku, school life, series, slice of life, SpinOff, Trackers, YuRi, Yuru, Yuru Yuri

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5955
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Votes:	7741
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in blocky form, where you can build your own pixelated paradise and battle against evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword. But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off!

And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a secret hidden realm where you can mine for rare ores while riding on the back of a unicorn. Yes, you heard that right – a UNICORN! So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Pimps & Block Bitches: Minecraft Server for Naughty Players

big booty, bitch boys, Bitches, BLOCK, creampie, crossdressors, Dominant, femboys, girly boys, horny, ILoveRapingBitches57, kik, masculine dom, Minecraft, Naughty, nudes, obedient sub, pimps, PIXEL, Players, punishment, REWARD, Server, sext, shemales, Sluts, submissive, Traps

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	100
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	842	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than our builds are our big booty femboys, traps, crossdressors, shemales, and girly boys! Our server owner, the horny masculine dom Man, is looking for obedient subs to sext and have fun with. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun as he talks down on you while saying sweet words (and maybe a few naughty ones too).

Join our server for a wild ride of rewards and punishments, where sending nudes is just the beginning. Who knows, you might even get a special surprise like a creamy creeper explosion in your sexy ass! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Kik: ILoveRapingBitches57 (Disclaimer: No actual raping will occur on this server, just good old-fashioned fun!)

Blockheads Unite: 6 Years of Crafting Chaos (Minus the Coof) with My Mates

Adventure, bali, Bangkok, Blockheads, CHANGE, Chaos, Coof, Crafting, Explore, Friends, Future, holidays, Hope, MATES, pandemic, past 6 years, Plans, Recover, TOKYO, travel, uncertainty, unite, vacation, Years, yen

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9351
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Dimension Hops:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Endless Night Skies:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of boring old holidays to Bali and Bangkok? Well, pack your bags because this year we’re taking a trip to Tokyo… in Minecraft! That’s right, our server is so realistic you’ll feel like you’re actually in Japan, minus the jet lag and questionable street food.

But wait, there’s more! Our server currency isn’t the yen, it’s diamonds! And trust me, they’re way more valuable than any currency you’ll find in Tokyo. Plus, our server is so advanced, we have virtual sushi that actually tastes like the real thing (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any in-game food poisoning).

So why waste your time on boring holidays when you can join our Minecraft server and have the adventure of a lifetime? Say goodbye to sandy beaches and hello to blocky skyscrapers – Tokyo awaits!

Crafty Memes & Pixel Dreams – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Crafty, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, dreams, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, memes, Minecraft, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, PIXEL, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Server, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Ultimate, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5103
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Towns Built:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Emeralds Found:	7881	Potions Brewed:	174
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Void Gems Collected:	35	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our server, where you can join in on the wacky adventures of Lia, Utatane Nasa, Hakushika Iori, and more!

Witness the epic battles between Dizzy Dokuro and Jelly Hoshiumi as they fight for dominance over the land of Minecraft. Or follow the misadventures of Ember Amane as she tries to build the tallest tower made entirely of dirt blocks.

But that’s not all! Join us and you might just catch a glimpse of the legendary Kaneko Lumi, known for her ability to tame creepers and ride them into battle. Or watch as Fuura Yuri attempts to create a rollercoaster that spans the entire Minecraft world (RIP to her terminated channel though).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos and hilarity that is Phase Connect Minecraft! Who knows, you might even run into the elusive Runie Ruse, who is said to have the power to turn any block into diamond with just a touch.

Blocktopia: Where Creepers are Friends and Diamonds are Forever

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5883
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Buildings Constructed:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Our server is so amazing, even Notch himself would be jealous.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves riding a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Done. Want to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.