portsremakes Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SneakyStepCraft

age appropriate, attachment, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, custody, Decision making, Empathy, family dynamics, legal guardian, love, ownership, parenting, plushies, Respect, sanrio, Sneaking, SneakyStepCraft, step-daughter, Toys

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6405
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where plushies are always welcome and age is just a number!

Join us for a wild adventure as we embrace the power of Sanrio plushies and let them roam free in our virtual world. No plushie left behind, no matter how old or young they may be!

Witness the epic battle between the plushie hoarders and the plushie purgers, as we fight for the right to keep our beloved toys by our side. Will you stand with us in the fight for plushie freedom?

Don’t worry about being judged for your plushie obsession here, we embrace it with open arms (or should I say, open plushie-filled rooms). So come on in and let your inner child run wild with us!

Join now and let’s show the world that plushies are forever, no matter what age you may be. Let’s make Alice proud and keep the plushie love alive in our Minecraft world!

UkrainianCraft: $39B Power-Up

39B, Development, eastern europe, economic recovery, Economy, Energy Sector, EU, european union, financial aid, financial assistance, funding, Infrastructure, international aid, Investment, loan, PLEDGE, power grid, powerup, Rebuild, Reconstruction, Support, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3256
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Zombie Dances:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

haha ukraine be like “pls help” and EU be like “ok here’s $39 billion, go wild” 😂 join our minecraft server and help us rebuild ukraine’s power grid with virtual blocks cuz why not? we promise no creepers will blow up your hard work, unless you want them to for some reason 🤪 plus, if you join now, you get a free virtual potato to plant in our virtual farmland. come on, who wouldn’t want that?! #ukraine2023 #minecraftforacause 🥔🔌💰

PenguinCraft – Humans Welcome

Animals, Antarctic birds, Biodiversity, continents, diverse habitats, earth’s inhabitants, ecology, environmental conservation, geographic range, Global Distribution, human impact, humans, PenguinCraft, Penguins, polar regions, Species adaptation, species distribution, unique species, wildlife, worldwide, zoology

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1210
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Farms Harvested:	130	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Crops Grown:	7867
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Ores Mined:	5110

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where humans and penguins be chillin’ together on all seven continents! We got penguins wearin’ diamond armor and humans doin’ the penguin dance, it’s a wild party up in here!

If you wanna see penguins flyin’ through the sky on jetpacks or humans swimmin’ underwater like fish, dis be the place for you! We got secret portals to Antarctica where you can battle polar bears with snowball cannons or race against the clock to find the hidden igloo treasure.

So what you waitin’ for? Join now and be part of the most epic crossover event in Minecraft history! Humans and penguins unite, it’s gonna be a wacky adventure you won’t wanna miss!

OceanCraft: Sustainable Survival

#oceancraft, #sustainability, Environmental Protection, Experts, feed a hungry planet, fisheries management, global warming, Golden Rules, marine conservation, Ocean, ocean experts, planet, redefine, save the ocean, scientists, Survival, sustainable, sustainable fishing, sustainable living, sustainable practices, sustainable seafood, top scientists, warming planet

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6714
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where we ain’t just building stuff and fighting mobs, we out here saving the ocean and feeding a hungry planet! Our scientists are like, “Bruh, we gotta redefine sustainability and make some golden rules for fishing so we don’t mess up the ocean even more.”

Join our server and be part of the movement to save the world while also having a blast in Minecraft. We got dolphins swimming around, turtles chilling on the beach, and maybe even a kraken hiding in the depths. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server?

So come on, join us and be a hero for the ocean and the planet. Plus, who wouldn’t want to brag about being part of the most eco-friendly Minecraft server out there? Let’s save the world, one block at a time!

Taste World Minecraft Server

Countries, culinary delights, culinary diversity, culinary excellence, culinary treasures, delicious dishes, diverse flavors, excellent taste, exotic tastes, food exploration, global flavors, global gastronomy, gourmet cuisine, gourmet dishes, international cuisine, international flavors, Minecraft, Server, Taste, taste sensations, unique flavors, world, world cuisine, world-class cuisine

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4468
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4626	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has the most excellent taste from all the countries! We’ve got the finest virtual cuisine from Italy, the fanciest block buildings from France, and the wildest redstone contraptions from Japan.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats, a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of sneaky Endermen, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs. Yes, you read that right – DIAMOND EGGS!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

4 or 5 Minecraft SMP?

4 or 5, 4 or 5 comparison, 4 vs 5, Choice, choosing between 4 and 5, comparison, decision, decision dilemma, Decision making, favorite number, favorite option, favorites, Minecraft, numerical preference, opinion, Options, Preference, preference question, Preferences, smp, which do you prefer, which is better

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5556
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Potions Brewed:	159
Divine Spears Created:	28	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wildest Minecraft dreams to come true!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamonds! Or how about participating in our weekly llama race where the fastest llama wins a golden carrot crown?

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because we have security cameras everywhere).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you lose to a llama in a dance-off, then you might regret it a little.

SisterStranded Minecraft Server

adult sibling relationships, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Emotional healing, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, Family Therapy, Minecraft, passive aggression, personal boundaries, personal growth, Resentment, Server, sibling communication, sibling counseling, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, sister relationship, SisterStranded, therapy recommendation, travel disagreements, travel disputes, unresolved conflict

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8912
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Void Gems Collected:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family trips gone wrong? Look no further than our server, where you can mine away your troubles and build a virtual fortress of solitude!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about your sister drama. Our server is the perfect place to let off steam and unleash your creativity in a blocky world of endless possibilities.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with family dynamics while trying to survive in a pixelated world? Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs – need we say more?

So come on down to our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Let’s dig, build, and explore together – because life’s too short to deal with sibling squabbles when you can be crafting epic structures and battling creepers instead!

AisleCraft2021

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6105
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

We’ve got more family drama than a soap opera on our server. From exes to step-parents, you’ll never know who’s going to pop up next. Will your ex’s family be part of your kids’ lives? Will your stepdad be upset he’s not walking you down the aisle at your virtual wedding? The possibilities are endless!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of love and support to go around too. Join us for a heartwarming experience that will make you cry harder than when you accidentally fell into a pit of lava. And who knows, maybe you’ll find your virtual family on our server too.

So come on down and join the madness! Who needs reality when you’ve got Minecraft drama to keep you entertained for hours on end? You won’t regret it, we promise (unless you forget to bring your diamond sword, then you might regret it a little).

NoLifinMinecraftSMP

Addictive, AVOID, buyer beware, Caution, Excessive, Game, Gaming, gaming addiction, hours spent, hours wasted, long tail, NoLifinMinecraftSMP, not recommended, not worth it, Obsession, play at your own risk, regret, time consuming, time sink, video game, wasted time

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	840
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of spending countless hours on a game that you wouldn’t even recommend to your worst enemy? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. Our server is so chaotic that even the creepers have started forming boy bands!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of rebellious chickens who have declared war on all players. Will you be the one to claim the loot and earn the title of Chicken Whisperer?

So why waste your time on boring games when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself? Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

FamBlockerz

breaking free, childhood dreams, cultural constraints, dream fulfillment, dreams deferred, FamBlockerz, familial restrictions, family expectations, family obligations., generational expectations, Individuality, living authentically, overcoming obstacles, parental influence, personal desires, personal growth, pursuing passions, Self Discovery, societal norms, suppressed aspirations, unfulfilled ambitions

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5570
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Votes:	964	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Ever wanted to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks, but your family just doesn’t understand your artistic vision? Well, fear not my fellow Minecraft enthusiasts, because on our server, not only is building llama statues out of diamond blocks encouraged, it’s practically mandatory!

Join us on this wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Want to create a roller coaster that sends villagers flying into the sky? Go for it! Feel like reenacting the entire plot of Titanic using pigs and boats? We won’t judge (much).

So say goodbye to your family’s boring rules and hello to a world where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!