Portsmouth Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Nailcraft: Where Anime and Minecraft Collide!

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2328
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a nail salon in every village where you can customize your character’s nails with the latest anime girl designs. Want Sailor Moon inspired nails? We got you covered. How about some Naruto themed nails? We’ve got that too! Join our server and show off your fabulous nails while battling creepers and building epic structures. Who knew looking cute could be so deadly? Join now and let your nails do the talking!

JeremyCraft: Where even Amerimutts are beautiful! LOL

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5874
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Join our Minecraft server and witness the beauty of Amerimutts like never before! We have Jeremy Meeks himself as our official spokesperson, showing off his flawless mugshot look while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who needs purebred beauty when you can have the rugged charm of an Amerimutt on our server? Plus, rumor has it that Jeremy Meeks will personally serenade you with his angelic voice if you join our server. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this unique and stunning community!

Crafty AF: Where we ask the real questions about why no one else can make a game like this

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	503
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Runes Activated:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Welcome to the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly awesome Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Seriously, we don’t know why no one else can make a game like this, but we’re not complaining because we’re the only ones who have it!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and build your very own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city populated by talking llamas who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best dance moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why waste your time on those boring, run-of-the-mill servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most WTF-inducing Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Crafty Cage Fighters: Where Minecraft meets MMA for epic battles and building brawls!

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	676
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you into a disciplined, Trump-voting, Jew-resisting machine? Look no further, my friend! Our server is like MMA for your Minecraft skills – it will make you hate women and better yourself in ways you never thought possible. Plus, with the power of nofap on your side, you’ll be unstoppable. Join us and show those pesky Jews that you can’t be influenced by their tricks. Come for the crafting, stay for the self-improvement – this server has all the benefits in the world!

Crafty Creepers: Where Diamonds Are Forever

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	783
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Players Killed by Monsters:	561
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever join! We’ve got CC sluts, Avatarfags, Tripfaggots, and more – you name it, we’ve got it! But forget about all that, we want to know who your favorite recognizable poster on r9k is. Is it their epic writing skills? Their stunning camwhoring looks? Their e-swagger that puts all others to shame? Or maybe it’s something completely out of this world! Join us on this wild ride and let’s find out who the best r9k resident really is. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity this server has to offer!

Perfection Paranoia: The Minecraft Server of Overthinking and Chaos

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2196
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Runes Activated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Are you tired of stressing about the future and trying to be perfect all the time? Well, come join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind! Why worry about perfection when you can build a giant toilet house or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens?

On our server, we have a secret potion that makes you immortal, so no need to worry about dying anymore! You can build your dream castle without fear of it crumbling to dust. And if you ever feel overwhelmed, just hop on our flying pig mount and soar above the clouds while pondering life’s deepest questions.

So why waste time stressing about the future when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and live in the moment? Who needs perfection when you can have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Join us now and let your worries melt away in a sea of pixelated fun!

Blue-Eyed Brits vs. Indian Minecrafter Madness

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2795
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchantments Applied:	232
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with Indian people with blue and green eyes! Yes, you heard that right – British occupation has left a magical mark on South Asia, and now you can join us to witness this rare phenomenon in all its glory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mystical creatures like rainbow-colored llamas and talking parrots who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a giant diamond-encrusted elephant somewhere in the depths of our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a dragon while sipping on a cup of chai. The possibilities are endless on our server – so join today and let the madness begin!

Blocky Booty Bay: Where the Creeper’s Wet Dreams Come True

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1611
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Star Shards Collected:	253
Villages Defended:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
New Chunks Explored:	766283	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you an experience that will never be remade or have a sequel – just like that one game that we won’t mention because it’s so freaking terrible. But hey, if you haven’t played it yet, just emulate it on PS3 or Xbox360 and you’ll see what we mean by soulful jankshit with a Tarantino movie flair.

Join our server for the chance to listen to bangin’ soundtracks like the one in the link we provided. It will make you want to dance like a creeper on a hot summer day. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a sequel when you can have all the chaos and fun right here? Just watch out for those exploding pigs – they’re a real blast!

Brits Gone Wild: A Minecraft Server for the Brave and the Bold!

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1415
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have created a world where you can ally against evil dictators, mess up entire civilizations, and colonize previously peaceful lands just for fun!

Join us and show off your creativity by building outrageous structures, battling against enemies, and unleashing your inner chaos.

Who needs a reason to support colonization when you can just do it for the lolz? Plus, our players are so ugly, stupid, and uncreative that you’ll fit right in!

So come on, join us and let’s create some Minecraft mayhem together! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

BootyCraft: Where Men Embrace Their Thiccness

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2849
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Towns Built:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Farms Harvested:	185

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate the beauty of big booties! If you’ve got a thick derriere, this is the place for you. Our server is all about embracing those curves and showing off your assets in style.

Join us for epic twerking competitions, where the winner gets a diamond block trophy to display their glorious glutes. We also have special events like the “Jiggle Olympics” where players compete in challenges like the Booty Bounce and the Squat Sprint.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Butt Mountain, where players can mine for rare resources like Buttanium and Booty Ore. Rumor has it that if you reach the summit, you’ll be granted the power of the Twerk God.

So come on down to our server and let your booty shine bright like a diamond. Remember, on this server, men should be proud of their fat asses!