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LazyCraft: Where even the creepers put in more effort

crawl over glass, CREEPERS, does nothing, doing something, Effort, eye contact, LazyCraft, Men, Nothing, Put, this bitch, thousands of hours

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7028
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Farms Harvested:	179	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where nothing happens! Seriously, you won’t find any boring quests or tedious tasks here. Instead, you’ll find a community of players who have dedicated their lives to doing absolutely nothing in the game.

Join us and witness the madness of players who will crawl over glass just for a second of eye contact with another player. The dedication is real, folks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity. From building entire cities out of dirt blocks to taming wild creepers as pets, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, join us now. Who needs quests and objectives when you can have a good time doing absolutely nothing?

Blocky Beats: The ‘K-On’ Server

😮, Anime, Band, beats, blocky, Cake, comedy, friendship, Fun, Girls, high school, K-On, Keyboard, keyboard player, KON, Music, Performances, Practice, Rock Music, school life, Server, slice of life, t.., tea

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2792
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Farms Harvested:	826	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Emeralds Found:	1922	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Forget about boring old servers, because this one will blow your mind! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – if you look between the T and O on your keyboard, you’ll unlock a secret portal that will transport you to a world filled with unicorns riding on rainbows and dancing llamas that drop diamonds instead of wool.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Creeper who throws the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. And if you manage to defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magic wand that shoots out fireworks every time you mine a block.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a penguin army that will fight by your side as you battle against evil mobs? And if you ever get lost, just follow the trail of glitter and cupcakes that leads you straight back to safety.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Blocky Banter

banter, blocky, Communication, Connecting, Conversation, counseling, dialogue, discussion, Expressing, expressing emotions, growth, healing, Let’s talk about it, Listening, mental health, relationships, self reflection, sharing, speaking up, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where creepers throw parties instead of exploding, zombies breakdance instead of attack, and skeletons wear sunglasses because they’re just too cool for school.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. And don’t even get us started on the Glowing Sheep that light up the night sky with their neon wool.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, wacky world? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

YenDevaluedCraft – Let’s Mine and Devalue the Yen!

Currency, DEVALUATION, Devalue, economic impact, economics, exchange rate, finance, financial markets, global economy, inflation, intervention, Japan, Lets, market, monetary policy, Risk, speculation, strategy, trade war, Trading, yen, YenDevaluedCraft

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9667
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have decided to devalue the yen for absolutely no reason at all! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and economic chaos!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – every time they tried to pick up the diamonds, they would turn into stacks of yen! Talk about a twist of fate!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on giant pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all of your precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the richest player in all of Minecraft – in yen, of course!

Minecraft Madness: Kenji vs Sayu Doxx War

avoiding controversies, community scandals, Controversies, controversy-free, DOXX, doxx war, Drama-free, dramas, e-begging, holo talents, holoEN, holojp, kenji, madness, memed on, millie, Minecraft, niji ARlive, online drama, Sayu, virtual youtubers, vtubing community, War

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8068
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Emeralds Found:	5908
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles like kenji vs sayu doxx war and watch as the niji ARlive gets memed on in real time. But that’s not all – we also have Millie e-begging for diamonds and all the crazy shenanigans that happened earlier this year.

Ever wonder how the holo talents keep up with all the drama in the vtubing community? Well, on our server, you can find out for yourself! Watch as they navigate through controversies with ease and avoid drama like pros. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the chaos!

Crafty AF: Vidya Vibes

Crafty, digital art, emotions, Entertainment, escapism, Experience, feel, Gaming, Immersive, Interactive, mental health, mindfulness, Nostalgia, Relaxation, Sensory, storytelling, stress relief, Technology, VIBES, video games, vidya, virtual reality

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Villages Defended:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Potions Brewed:	75
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Votes:	9526
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because THIS server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding llamas, dancing creepers, and treasure chests overflowing with diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond armor wearing chickens who will protect you from any pesky mobs that dare to come near you.

So why wait? Join us now for the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Creepers: Was It Worth It?

combat readiness, counterfactual analysis, Crafty, CREEPERS, defense budget, destabilization, discriminatory legislation, economic sanctions, Ethnic Minorities, intelligence estimates, NATO expansion, neo-Nazi affiliations, offensive capabilities, paramilitary factions, psychological warfare, Russian defense doctrine, Russian-speaking demographic, strategic buffer zones, suppression, Terror, USA aid, western influence, WORTH..

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6655
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	118
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real-world politics and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with clandestine paramilitary factions with neo-Nazi affiliations (just kidding, we’re all about peace and love here), engaging in epic battles and building your own empire!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and show off your building skills. Build your own strategic buffer zones to protect your territory from potential threats (like creepers and zombies) and establish your dominance in the virtual world.

Forget about discriminatory legislation and tensions between ethnic minorities, here you can team up with players from all around the world and work together to achieve greatness. With our punitive economic sanctions (just kidding, we don’t have those), you can trade resources, explore new lands, and conquer dungeons with your fellow adventurers.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Who needs real-world politics when you can have a blast in our virtual world? See you in-game!

SlavicSeductress Minecraft Server

Artificial Intelligence, artificial partners, attractiveness, cultural preferences, dating preferences, fembots, future of relationships, gender dynamics, Gender norms, human emotions, human-robot interaction, love, Minecraft, relationships, romance, Server, Slavic men, SlavicSeductress, societal norms, society, Stereotypes, Technology, technology advancements

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2431
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17

Welcome to our unbelievable Minecraft server where fembots and slavic men come together in a hilarious love story!

Join us if you want to witness the epic romance between robots and rugged slavic dudes. Our server is filled with mind-blowing adventures and absurd quests that will leave you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can build your own outrageous love nest for your fembot and slavic man, complete with funky disco floors and glittery rainbow walls.

So why wait? Come join us on this whacky Minecraft server and discover if fembots truly find slavic men attractive!

Pixel Pals: Where even the chickens have drama

Argument, argumentative, bicker, chickens, Contention, controversy, debate, disagreement, Discord, Dispute, Drama, PALS, PIXEL, Quarrel, squabble

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2144
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server where players are always ready to argue about anything and everything!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where debates over the best block to build with or the most efficient way to mine diamonds are taken to the next level. Our players have been known to have heated discussions about the proper way to organize a chest or even the most effective strategy for fighting off creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the most outrageous builds you’ll ever see. From a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig to a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, our players are constantly pushing the boundaries of what can be done in Minecraft.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can laugh, argue, and build to your heart’s content, then join us today. Just be prepared to defend your opinions on whether or not redstone is overrated or if llamas are the superior mode of transportation in the game.

Blocky Banter: The 4chan of Minecraft

4chan, 4chan raid, ANONYMOUS, banter, blocky, cyber attack, desu, Epic, Exploding, hacker raid, internet culture, internet forum, internet humor, internet subculture, lulz machine, meme, Minecraft, moot, Online Community, online mischief, party van, trolling, viral content

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8170
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Votes:	3068
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Void Gems Collected:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	7538	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine a world where 4chan meets Minecraft, where the epic lulz never stop and the party van is always exploding with excitement. Our server is like a desu desu dream come true, filled with hacker raids and lulz galore.

Join us if you dare to embark on a wild adventure where anything can happen. Build your own memes and troll your friends with outrageous pranks. Who knows, you might even encounter the legendary moot himself roaming the server, causing chaos wherever he goes.

So why wait? Join us now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, the only rule is to have fun and create insane memories that will last a lifetime.