Portrait of an Assassin Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BabyGuardian911

a hole, BabyGuardian911, Best Friend, Birthday, Chat, distraction, fragile, Invitation, lost baby, Niece, Offense, post, privacy, Protecting, questions, Respect, social media, Target, Upset, Warning

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	850
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6307
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the passing of Megan’s baby! Our community is like family, but with more chaos and less emotional support.

We have strict rules in place to protect fragile players like Megan, so you better watch your mouth or risk getting kicked out faster than you can say “off limits”. And don’t worry, we have plenty of drama queens ready to stir up trouble at any moment.

Join us for a night of fun and chaos, where anything can happen (except discussing the baby, of course). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions on our server like no other!

NoPeeBed Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoPeeBed, smp

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2817
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mines Excavated:	4641	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether.

First of all, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them carrots. Yeah, you heard me right. Flying. Pigs. And they drop diamonds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you straight to the End dimension. Forget about finding strongholds and killing the Ender Dragon the old-fashioned way. Just hop on the roller coaster and you’re there in no time.

But wait, there’s more! We have a custom plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly puppies. No more worrying about getting blown up by those green jerks. Now they just want to cuddle and play fetch with you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, always watch out for those sneaky flying pigs. They’re always up to something.

CraftyLiesMC

Adulthood, Beliefs, Believed, biggest lie, Challenges, Childhood, CraftyLiesMC, Expectations, experiences, growing up, learning, Life, misconceptions, personal growth, perspective, Reality, Reflection, Self Discovery, society, Truth, wisdom

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7906
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	1189	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t respawn after falling off a cliff? Well, come join our Minecraft server where death is just a minor inconvenience! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to face us. We have enchanted diamond armor for days and our players have built entire cities made out of solid gold blocks (because why not?). Join us and experience a world where the laws of physics don’t apply and you can ride pigs into battle against hordes of zombie chickens. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and start living your best blocky life!

Mythical Rib Removal – AutoFun Server

alternative lifestyle, AutoFellatio, AutoFun, bizarre rumors, body modification, Celebrity Gossip, controversial celebrity, Extreme Measures, Marilyn Manson, modern mythology, Music (Industry), Mythical, outrageous stories, plastic surgery rumors, Removal, Rib, ribs removed, rock star myths, self pleasure, Server, sexual practices, Shock Rock, shock value, tabloid rumors, urban legend

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6309
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magic Items Found:	2945	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Enchantments Applied:	204	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Yo, ever heard of that crazy rumor that Marilyn Manson got his ribs taken out so he could suck his own d*ck? Well, that’s basically the level of insanity you can expect on this Minecraft server, except instead of self-pleasuring rockstars, we’ve got flying pigs and talking llamas! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft great again!

NeoParadise Earth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Towny

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3998
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dimension Hops:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

No nonsense semi-vanilla earth Geopolitics SMP. High performance server located in Australia. Seasonal events and highly engaged playerbase. No towny upkeep or P2W mechanics.

114.129.190.181:30016

Veiled MC

Abilities, armor, Custom Armor, custom enchantments, Earth, Epic, Friends, Gear, Gems, hero pets, Legendary, Minecraft, mining adventures, passive income, Pets, Prison, PRIVATE MINES, rare, Robots, Skyblock, Tokens, Upgrades, visual effects

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4949
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

veiledmc.net

SEMI-VANILLA PRIVATES ECONOMY BUYER STORE server Minecraft

Architecture, Buyer, Community, Competitions, custom enchantments, design, Economy, Events, Ip:, magical world, Minecraft, privates, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shop, Shops, Store, Trade, wealth

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9531
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Mines Excavated:	3827	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Towns Built:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Welcome to Avalon Craft! This is a magical world where each player becomes the architect of his own destiny. Build, develop a unique economy and immerse yourself in an atmosphere of creativity and cooperation.

Server Features:

– Economy: Immerse yourself in the world of trade, create shops and accumulate wealth!

– Custom Enchantments: Unlock unique abilities like Bulldozer and Son of Thor to customize your playstyle!

– Design: Enjoy beautiful landscapes and detailed buildings.

– Community: Join friendly players and participate in events and competitions!

Connect to the server:

– Server IP: server.avaloncraft.ru

– Shop: shop.avaloncraft.ru

server.avaloncraft.ru

NEXUS [SMP]

Adventurer, Builder, collaboration, Community, creativity, Engineer, Fabric, gameplay, hermitcraft, Immersive, Live Map, Minecraft, Mods, Nexus, proximity chat, Redstone, Server, smp, teamwork, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9294
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Crops Grown:	9729	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

NEXUS SMP Server Overview

Details	Description
Launch Date	January 11, 2025
Server Type	Hermitcraft-Inspired Vanilla Minecraft Server
Special Features	Hermitcraft-Inspired Gameplay Community-Centric A Hub of Connections Fresh and New Experience Proximity Chat Live Server Map Game Enhancements
Requirements	Mic Required 18+ Only Legit Minecraft Account (Java Edition) Fabric 1.21.4 Installed

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join NEXUS SMP?	An interview is required. Join our Discord to apply.
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, players must be 18+.
What version of Minecraft is supported?	Java Edition with Fabric 1.21.4 installed.
What makes NEXUS SMP unique?	Hermitcraft-inspired gameplay, proximity chat, and a community-centric environment.
Are there quality-of-life mods on the server?	Yes, Vanilla Minecraft with quality-of-life mods for an enhanced experience.

Enchanted Grove Community 1.21.4

1.21.4, alternative living, animal husbandry, chickens, chuds, Community, community living, Enchanted, Goats, Grove, Happiness, Homesteading, Incels, magical woodland communities, mental health, off grid living, rural living, self-sufficiency, Sheep, small communities, social isolation, social outcasts, sustainable living, unconventional living arrangements

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1489
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	148	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Yo, bros, listen up! If you wanna escape the chud life and become a magical woodland wizard, then join this server! We got goats, sheep, and chickens galore for you to raise and love like your own children. Trust me, it’ll make you happier than a pig in mud. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to build the ultimate farm of your dreams with your new online buddies. Let’s get this party started! 🐐🌟🐓

DadCraft: WatchYourKid Edition

aita, anger, Babysitting, cheated on mom, Conflict, DadCraft, Edition, emotionally absent father, Guilty, Marijuana, putting himself first, raising my voice, Siblings, sickle cell disease, SNACKS, spending money, spending time, strained relationship, telling my dad, video games, watch his kid, WatchYourKid

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8832
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level of blocky chaos! Join us and escape the real world where you have to babysit your siblings and deal with a cheating dad who spends all his money on snacks and weed instead of his kids.

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your little brother with sickle cell disease can play to his heart’s content without any accusations of being mean. And if your emotionally immature dad tries to guilt trip you, just build a wall of diamond blocks to keep him out!

Join us for a wild ride of guilt trips, family feuds, and virtual escapades. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Come play with us and leave the real world drama behind!