Portions MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Scamming Saars Minecraft Madness

home cooking, Legality, anger, consumer rights, Indian Cuisine

Are you tired of getting scammed at Indian restaurants? Are you fed up with getting smaller portions for the same price? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can make all the butter chicken you want without any shady business tactics! Join us for a culinary adventure where the only thing getting cooked is your delicious creations, not your wallet! Build your own Indian restaurant and serve up justice with every dish you make. Say goodbye to restaurant scams and hello to unlimited butter chicken on our server! Happy crafting and happy eating!

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CraftyCreeper’s Cafe – Where the only thing on the menu is blocks!

restaurants, CraftyCreepers, cafe, Economy, Absurd

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Forget about wasting your diamonds on overpriced restaurants with absurd prices and smaller portions! Join our server where you can feast like a king without breaking the bank!

Our entitled service workers will make sure you receive the automatic gratuities you deserve, even when you’re just ordering takeout in-game!

With the economy in the Biden administration’s hands, you know things are about to get much worse…but on our server, you can escape reality and build your dream world without worrying about the chaos outside!

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most hilarious moments, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever encounter in the Minecraft universe!

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Rolium

Modded, Anarchy, Creative, Hardcore, Bedwars

A Minecraft Best Gens Server with custom bosses & dungeons!

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> Join Discord Server Now!

https://discord.gg/roliumgen

rolium.net

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

simping, sex, VIRGINITY, body count, husband

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

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HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

dishonesty, Minecraft, holier-than-thou, Deceit, sanctimonious

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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AbstainCraft2024

AbstainCraft2024, public opinion, Democracy, voter turnout, Political Engagement

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

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CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, trade war, government stance, Canada

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

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MapleCraft EU-Alum

Canada, trade agreements, Global markets, export, aluminium

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

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No Phone Cancer Zone

Leukemia, radio wave exposure, association, findings, radiation

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Vanilla, tricky trails

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

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