Porterville Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zombie Rehab: Could He Have Been Saved?

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8973
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6697

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you must save Steve from being trapped in a block of diamond by evil villagers. Only the bravest and most skilled players can help Steve escape his sparkly prison and restore peace to the land. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove that you have what it takes to save Steve and become a hero in the world of Minecraft!

MegaCraft: Where Megaman’s Dreams Come True

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5437
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Void Armor Forged:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the Megaman franchise has officially peaked! That’s right, Dr. Wily himself has set up shop in our server and is causing chaos with his robot minions. But don’t worry, you can join forces with Megaman and his trusty sidekick Rush to take down the evil doctor once and for all!

Not only that, but our server is home to the most epic boss battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Fight against giant robot bosses like Gutsman, Cutman, and even the infamous Yellow Devil. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with epic loot that will make all your friends jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server also has custom Megaman-themed skins and builds that will transport you straight into the world of Megaman. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Megaman hero!

Creepers ‘n’ Patriots: ‘OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEE’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1200
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Buildings Constructed:	40	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Farms Harvested:	593
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Animals Bred:	123	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement and adventure? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll be greeted by a majestic bald eagle who will guide you through the land of pixelated wonders!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Creeper Army and the Sheep Rebellion as they fight for control over the enchanted diamond castle. Will you choose to fight alongside the fearless llamas or join forces with the mischievous villagers? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that a secret portal to the Nether is hidden somewhere in the depths of the ocean, guarded by a giant squid with a taste for adventure. Will you be brave enough to uncover its mysteries?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Oh say can you seeeeeeee, the fun that awaits you!

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘WTF is this server?’

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1951
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	28	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe! Join us and embark on wild adventures like fighting off zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds in a volcano, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be explosions involved)!

Nailcraft: Where Anime and Minecraft Collide!

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3124
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Chimeras Created:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Star Shards Collected:	73
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a nail salon in every village where you can customize your character’s nails with the latest anime girl designs. Want Sailor Moon inspired nails? We got you covered. How about some Naruto themed nails? We’ve got that too! Join our server and show off your fabulous nails while battling creepers and building epic structures. Who knew looking cute could be so deadly? Join now and let your nails do the talking!

JeremyCraft: Where even Amerimutts are beautiful! LOL

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9039
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	397
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Crops Grown:	9705
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Animals Bred:	87
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server and witness the beauty of Amerimutts like never before! We have Jeremy Meeks himself as our official spokesperson, showing off his flawless mugshot look while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who needs purebred beauty when you can have the rugged charm of an Amerimutt on our server? Plus, rumor has it that Jeremy Meeks will personally serenade you with his angelic voice if you join our server. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this unique and stunning community!

Crafty AF: Where we ask the real questions about why no one else can make a game like this

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7773
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	5250
Animals Bred:	98	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly awesome Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Seriously, we don’t know why no one else can make a game like this, but we’re not complaining because we’re the only ones who have it!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and build your very own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city populated by talking llamas who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best dance moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why waste your time on those boring, run-of-the-mill servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most WTF-inducing Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Crafty Cage Fighters: Where Minecraft meets MMA for epic battles and building brawls!

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4391
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26

Looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you into a disciplined, Trump-voting, Jew-resisting machine? Look no further, my friend! Our server is like MMA for your Minecraft skills – it will make you hate women and better yourself in ways you never thought possible. Plus, with the power of nofap on your side, you’ll be unstoppable. Join us and show those pesky Jews that you can’t be influenced by their tricks. Come for the crafting, stay for the self-improvement – this server has all the benefits in the world!

Crafty Creepers: Where Diamonds Are Forever

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Ores Mined:	8661
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever join! We’ve got CC sluts, Avatarfags, Tripfaggots, and more – you name it, we’ve got it! But forget about all that, we want to know who your favorite recognizable poster on r9k is. Is it their epic writing skills? Their stunning camwhoring looks? Their e-swagger that puts all others to shame? Or maybe it’s something completely out of this world! Join us on this wild ride and let’s find out who the best r9k resident really is. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity this server has to offer!

Perfection Paranoia: The Minecraft Server of Overthinking and Chaos

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1544
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of stressing about the future and trying to be perfect all the time? Well, come join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind! Why worry about perfection when you can build a giant toilet house or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens?

On our server, we have a secret potion that makes you immortal, so no need to worry about dying anymore! You can build your dream castle without fear of it crumbling to dust. And if you ever feel overwhelmed, just hop on our flying pig mount and soar above the clouds while pondering life’s deepest questions.

So why waste time stressing about the future when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and live in the moment? Who needs perfection when you can have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Join us now and let your worries melt away in a sea of pixelated fun!