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Robo420Craft: Where robots with uncut 6s rule the server!

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4415
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
New Chunks Explored:	689969	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Welcome to our totally not weird and totally normal Minecraft server! Looking for a place to spend your 420 with a robot with a uncut 6.5in+ white pp? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to get high together and have a wild time. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even play with our owner’s untouched butt! We’re all about having a good time and going goon mode with our players. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Anime Girl Confessions Minecraft Server

Anime, Confessions, Drama, emotional, everyday life, girl, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, lonely, love, Minecraft, Protagonist, Real Life, Realistic, relationships, romance, Server, slice of life, societal expectations, solitude, tiny apartment, unrealistic, unrequited love

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	949
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality hits hard and loneliness is the name of the game! Forget about those unrealistic anime love stories, join us for a dose of REALITY!

On our server, you’ll find yourself in a tiny apartment, struggling to make ends meet just like in real life. No magical girls confessing their love to you here, just the harsh truth of adulting in a pixelated world.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of paying bills, dealing with noisy neighbors, and trying to find love on a dating app that only matches you with creepers? Only on our server, of course!

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of REAL LIFE MINECRAFT! Who needs love when you have virtual rent to pay, am I right?

Pick-a-Block: Only One

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4287
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2309

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you must choose only one path to follow! Will you be a master chef and flavor max like a pro? Or will you throw it all into the TRASH and embrace the chaos?

Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories as you navigate through the world of Minecraft like never before. Are you ready to eat so much junk food each day that you become a legend? Or will you shun the other path and become a true warrior?

Choose wisely, my friend. The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands. Will you rise to the challenge and conquer all, or will you be left in the dust?

Crafty Muslims: Building Blocks of Success

Appearance, blocks, building, cars, consumerism, Crafty, culture, Identity, image, judgment, luxury, materialism, muslims, Obsession, Religion, social status, societal pressure, status symbols, Stereotypes, success, tradition, validation, VALUES, wealth

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5700
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we have DIAMOND cars for all our players! Yes, you heard that right, you can drive around in a shiny diamond car while exploring our INSANE world filled with UNICORNS and LEPRECHAUNS.

But that’s not all! We also have a special RAINBOW armor set that makes you invincible and gives you the power to shoot CUPCAKES at your enemies. And don’t even get me started on our FLYING pigs that will take you on a magical journey through the skies.

So why are you still reading this? Join our server now and experience the WACKIEST and most OUTRAGEOUS Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft Madness: Uoh Uoooooh Edition

Community, content creators, Corpos, discussion, Edition, Entertainment, Favorite, Hide, indies, madness, Minecraft, Off topic, ONLINE, pastebin, Raids, Report, shitposting, streaming, Uoh, Uoooooh, Uoooooh Global, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	176
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can post and discuss your favorite /uoh/ vtubers! From the biggest corpos to the tiniest indies, we’ve got them all here. Our pastebin is filled with top-secret info that will blow your mind: https://pastebin.com/can2cy5H

But wait, there’s more! Our previous players have had so much fun that they never wanted to leave. Just check out this thread: >>74066641

And remember, if you encounter any shitposting or off-topic raids, just report and hide like a pro. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyPixelSisters

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2234
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	31
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in a land filled with creepers and zombies, there was a group of CDPRsisters who decided to create the most INSANE Minecraft server ever. Legend has it that if you join this server, you will be granted the power to FLY like a majestic unicorn and SHOOT LASER BEAMS from your eyes.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride dragons into battle, build castles in the sky, and even summon a herd of dancing cows to follow you around. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you enter the world of CDPRsisters… there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave warrior!

MoneyCraft: Where This Dude Gets Paid

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1320
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where this dude is getting paid! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Unicorns roam freely in our world and you can ride them into battle against evil creepers. 2. Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate, so you can eat your way to riches. 3. The zombies do the Thriller dance every night at midnight, it’s quite the spectacle. 4. Our ender dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the world with rainbows. 5. The nether is a tropical paradise with beaches and palm trees, perfect for a relaxing vacation.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of this crazy world where this dude is getting paid!

Blocky Banter: Blue Archive Edition

4koma, Archive, Banners, banter, blocky, Blue, blue archive, Commissions, CONTENT, Defense, Edition, Events, General Student Council, Global, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, hot spring, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, Manga, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8760
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1225	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Farms Harvested:	289
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Well, look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with Grand Assaults, Joint Firing Drills, and Hot Springs shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a Torment with Special Armor event pops up! Will you conquer it with your trusty pickaxe or team up with other players for an epic battle? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! How about a Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission where you can earn rewards while slurping noodles? Or maybe you’d prefer to Balance Schale’s Books with the General Student Council and show off your math skills in a virtual world?

And don’t even get us started on the Hot Spring banners featuring characters like Shigure and Cherino. Who knew bathing in pixelated water could be so much fun?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in this crazy, unpredictable world!

CraftyCreeperz: Where 33% of Players Have 10+ Dirt Blocks

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5047
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where making friends is as easy as mining diamonds! Back in 1990, 33% of Americans had 10 or more close friends, but in 2021, that percentage dropped to 13%. We believe those missing friends are all hanging out on our server, building epic friendships while constructing insane creations!

Join us and be part of a community where having zero friends is a thing of the past – we’ve got virtual buddies galore! So what happened these past two decades? Simple – everyone flocked to our server for the ultimate social experience in the Minecraft universe! Don’t be left out, come join us and level up your social game like never before!

Crafty Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 674063634

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3381
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because THIS SERVER is here to save the day!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally dug straight down into a pool of lava.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re hanging out with a bunch of friendly villagers. And don’t even get us started on the events we host – from epic build battles to crazy treasure hunts, there’s never a dull moment on THIS SERVER.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about that time you got blown up by a creeper riding a pig.