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CraftyCash or ScrewItCraft

aging, CraftyCash, financial choices, financial decisions, financial freedom, financial future, Financial goals, financial habits, financial mindset, financial mindset shift, Financial Planning, financial priorities, financial responsibility, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Financial Success, money attitude, money management, personal finance, Retirement, ScrewItCraft, Wealth accumulation

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	309
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

join our epic minecraft server where you can either become the richest player ever or just throw all your diamonds into lava and say “fuck it” like a true rebel. we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig latin and dress up as chickens on weekends. our admin once built a rollercoaster that goes straight into the sun and somehow survived. come join us for the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who needs money when you can have this much fun?

SleepyCraft: InsulinResistFun

Cardiometabolic Risk, cardiovascular health, cardiovascular risk, chronic conditions, Comprehensive Review, diabetes, Elevated Risk, Endocrine System, Hypoxia, Hypoxia-Induced Insulin Resistance, insulin resistance, InsulinResistFun, metabolic syndrome, obesity, obstructive sleep apnea, Patients, Respiratory Disorders, review, sleep apnea, Sleep Apnea Treatment, sleep disorders, SleepyCraft

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4749
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Towns Built:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Buildings Constructed:	46
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Star Shards Collected:	231	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

lol come join our minecraft server where we have hypoxia-induced insulin resistance mediating the elevated cardiovascular risk!! it’s like a rollercoaster for your heart, but in minecraft form!!

we have patients with obstructive sleep apnea running around causing chaos and havoc, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!!

our comprehensive review of the situation will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game!!

so come on, join us and experience the insanity for yourself!! who knew cardiovascular risk could be so entertaining??

Elysian Shores

1.20.X, Clan Wars, Economy, Fly, in-game currency, multiplayer, non-p2w, PvP, Survival, Tournaments

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3805
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Survival Multiplayer | 1.20.x | PvP Clan Wars and tournaments!

Join to discover a non p2w experience featuring some usefull mechanics like /fly for free only using in game currency

ElysianShores.mysrv.us

Welcome to the Republic of Basovia, where the weather is modded and the computers are crafty!

Basovia, Choices, city, Community, computers, continent, Crafty, Development, discord server, Download, Dynmap, infos, Infrastructure, Ip:, ISLAND, join the discord, large city, Modded, Mods, Republic, Rural, sign pack, urbanization, weather

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	746
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dimension Hops:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Potions Brewed:	42	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Basovia Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Kindof a placeholder?
Description	Basovia is a server project centered around development, urbanization, and infrastructure. It is set on a 2km x 2km island/continent.
Links	Discord server Dynmap Mods download* Sign pack download*
IP	68.71.47.77:25793

* If the download for these don’t work, join the discord and download them from #infos.

FAQ

1. What is the main focus of Basovia server?

The main focus of Basovia server is development, urbanization, and infrastructure building.

2. How big is the island/continent on which the server is set?

The island/continent is 2km x 2km in size.

3. Can players choose to live in developed or rural areas?

Yes, players can choose to live in developed areas to help them grow or start a community in rural regions and build a large city away from developed areas.

4. Where can I download the required mods and sign pack?

You can download the mods and sign pack from the provided links in the overview section or join the server’s discord and download them from #infos channel.

BlockBuster Minecraft Server

blockbuster, discipline, edging challenge, ejaculation control, erotic hypno, failed semen retention, impossible after day 5, meditation, mental strength, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal development, self-control, semen retention, Server, sexual arousal, sexual energy, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, shibbydex, tantra, Willpower

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7346
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4229
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Buildings Constructed:	40
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of failing at semen retention because you keep getting hypnotized by erotic content? Join our Minecraft server and distract yourself with building epic structures instead! We promise our server will keep you so busy, you won’t even have time to think about edging for a whole week. Plus, we have a special challenge where you have to edge for 7 days straight without giving in – it’s like the Hunger Games, but with your willpower! So come join us and leave those hypnotic temptations behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, we won’t judge.

Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

adult humor, animated, blocky, brian griffin, comedy, controversial humor, Dysfunctional family, Entertainment, family, Family Guy, Fun, Good show, Lois Griffin, Meg Griffin, Minecraft, peter Griffin, pop culture references, Quahog, Rhode Island, satire, Server, Seth MacFarlane, stewie griffin, television, TV series

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2790
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Enchantments Applied:	265	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn like Peter Griffin at a PTA meeting? Well, look no further because our server is like the Family Guy of Minecraft servers – outrageous, hilarious, and totally unpredictable!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build your own Quahog-inspired town complete with a giant chicken boss battle. Or how about a quest to find the mythical Pawtucket Patriot Ale hidden deep within our server’s dungeons?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even Stewie Griffin himself would approve. With custom plugins that let you ride around on giant chickens and fight off evil monkeys with banana swords, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than a cutaway gag on Family Guy. Who needs TV when you’ve got our server to keep you laughing and crafting all day long?

DadBlocker

Agreement, AITAH, Communication, conditions, dad, DadBlocker, decision, Estate, family, getting married, Honesty, Inheritance, Lawyer, legal counsel, Marriage, preventing, Proposal, re-marry, testament, Trust, Wedding

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3736
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	152	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Votes:	9030
Astral Projections Made:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Hey there! Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with drama, intrigue, and family feuds that will make your head spin!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in the middle of a virtual soap opera. Meet the player whose dad is about to get married but can’t because of a crazy inheritance situation. Will they give up their mom’s inheritance for love? Will they seek legal counsel and stir up even more chaos? The drama never ends on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get to witness epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a secret treasure hunt or two. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll stumble upon in this wacky world?

So why wait? Join our server today and dive headfirst into a world of madness and mayhem. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NipNop Minecraft Server

arousal, body image, body positivity, cultural norms, double standards, female nipples, gender equality, Gender norms, Gender Roles, male nipples, Minecraft, NipNop, Nipples, objectification, Server, sexual attraction, sexual desire, Sexuality, Sexualization, social acceptance, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8285
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	3889	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only rule is to let those nipples fly free! Imagine a world where men’s nipples are the ultimate turn on for women – well, on our server, that dream becomes a reality! Join us for some nipple-tastic adventures as we build, mine, and explore in a world where the only thing better than diamonds are a pair of perky man nips. So come on, unleash your inner nipple enthusiast and join us for a truly titillating experience!

AquaCraft: RIP Water Beds!

AquaCraft, back pain, BEDROOM, Beds, comfort, design, Furniture, health, Home decor, innovation, mattress, Memory Foam, Nostalgia, Old fashioned, Relaxation, Retro, RIP, Sleeping, sleeping habits, Support, trends, vintage, Water, water beds

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6537
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Are you tired of boring old regular beds? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have taken things to the next level with WATER BEDS! That’s right, forget about sleeping on a boring mattress when you can float and drift off to dreamland on a cozy water bed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Water Bed Wars, where players battle it out on floating beds in the middle of the ocean. It’s a wet and wild ride that will have you laughing and splashing your way to victory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant water dragon who shoots streams of water at anyone who dares to challenge them? It’s a sight to behold and a challenge to overcome.

So come on over to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of water beds, water bed wars, and a water dragon like you’ve never seen before. It’s a splash-tastic adventure that you won’t want to miss!

DimensionalBlindness

Brain, cognitive abilities, cognitive limitations, Cognitive science, comprehension, Consciousness, DimensionalBlindness, EYES, higher dimensions, human perception, neural processing, Perception, processing, Reality, Scientific inquiry, sensory perception, spatial dimensions, theoretical framework, theoretical physics, visual cognition, visual perception

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	351
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15

join our epic minecraft server and unlock the secrets of the universe! our server is so lit, your eyes will be seeing dimensions you never knew existed!

imagine building a house in a realm where time is backwards and pigs can fly. on our server, anything is possible!

we have a secret underground city where players can battle giant spiders and ride dragons into battle.

if you join now, you’ll get a free unicorn mount and a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and explore the mysteries of the multiverse in our mind-bending minecraft server!