| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 2726 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 163 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 11 | Mines Excavated: | 3636 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 55 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 5880 |
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| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 5477 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 313 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 14 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4775 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 5867 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Ores Mined: | 1891 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it, that chicken statue brought good luck to all who gazed upon it, granting them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.
So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only thing getting “blacked” is the obsidian we mine for our epic Nether portals. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 9312 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | New Chunks Explored: | 578804 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of family gatherings and broken promises. Who needs compensation for a shattered fish tank when you can build your own virtual aquarium in Minecraft?
Forget about angry aunts and uncles, here you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with fellow gamers. And don’t worry, no one will accuse you of trying to rip them off or manipulate them – unless it’s all in good fun in-game!
So come on over and leave the family drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and maybe even invite your aunt to your virtual wedding – who knows, she might just show up!
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 2808 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 96 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1643 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Join our server if you want to experience a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From giant flying pigs to talking trees, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him. Join us and maybe you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning your sanity, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most fucked up Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 4423 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 283 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 98 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 3298 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3448 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 18 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 12 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Star Shards Collected: | 269 |
first of all, we have a secret underground base where all the players can hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. there’s disco balls, lava pits, and even a pet zombie named fred. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. we have flying pigs that poop out diamonds. it’s like a dream come true, except you have to watch out for the poop, cuz it’s kinda smelly.
and if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees talk and the flowers sing. it’s like a disney movie on steroids.
so, if you’re ready to join the most epic minecraft server in the universe, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the madness, cuz once you’re in, there’s no turning back. oh, and don’t forget to say hi to fred for me.
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 6982 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 490 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 73 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 2673 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 31 |
| Dimension Hops: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
We’ve got crazy builds, hilarious mods, and a community that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage. So come on, join us and let’s spread the good word of gaming and Jesus together. Let’s make this Christmas a real block party!
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 9876 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 80 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
Join us on this epic journey to build, explore, and conquer all in the name of tourism! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or two while you’re at it. Plus, rumor has it that the temple is actually a secret entrance to a magical realm filled with unicorns and rainbows. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join and find out for yourself!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and help us reach our goal of becoming the ultimate tourist destination in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it! (Disclaimer: Unicorns and rainbows not guaranteed, but we can dream, right?)
