portal gameplay commentary

Join us if you want to test your skills in a world where nothing is handed to you on a silver platter. We don’t believe in being gentle, so get ready to be thrown into the deep end and learn to swim (or drown, we don’t judge).

Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players. Don’t be surprised if your blocks suddenly start disappearing or if you hear creepy whispers in the dark. But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance the night away with skeletons and creepers as your backup dancers – it’s a party you won’t forget (if you survive, that is).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, ”sonna yasashiku shinai de” – we don’t play nice here.