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LuxuryCraft: Can’t Live Without!

amenity, comfort, convenience, daily essential, ESSENTIAL, Extravagant, high end, indulgence, Lavish, Lifestyle, Live, luxury, luxury item, LuxuryCraft, modern convenience, must have, necessity, newfound necessity, opulence, Premium, unexpected luxury, Upscale

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Ores Mined:	8818	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of living in a world without diamonds and gold? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate luxury paradise! Join us and experience a world where every block is made of pure diamond and every tree drops golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to rainbow-colored sheep, you’ll never know what crazy creature will pop up next.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come join us for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience!

RubleRumbleCraft

#implosion, Currency, economic collapse, economic news, Economy, exchange rate, financial crisis, Geopolitics, Global markets, inflation, international relations, Kyiv Post, Moscow, oligarchs, putin, Ruble, RubleRumbleCraft, russia, sanctions, stock market, Ukraine

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2330
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the ruble is imploding just like in russia!!! u can build ur own empire and watch as the currency crumbles around u HAHAHA. join now for a wild ride and see if u can survive the economic chaos while crafting and mining ur way to victory. who needs stable currency when u have blocks to stack, amirite?? come on in and let’s watch the ruble burn together!!!

FitKids Mental Wellness

adolescence, Childhood, depressive symptoms, emotional well being, Exercise, FitKids, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle, holistic health, Mental, mental health, Mental Wellness, mind-body connection, overall health, physical activity, Physical fitness, Positive Psychology, preventative care, stress, teen years, well-being, wellness, youth development

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	328
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Votes:	1221
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5633
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8

so like, if you wanna be a total boss in the minecraft world, you gotta join this server cuz it will give you SUPERPOWERS! like, you’ll be able to lift giant blocks with just one hand and run super fast like the flash!

plus, all the cool kids are on this server, so you gotta join if you wanna be part of the cool crew. we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make your head spin!

and get this, being on this server will actually make you smarter and happier in real life! like, your brain will be so buff from all the problem-solving and teamwork that you’ll be a genius in no time.

so what are you waiting for? join now and become a minecraft superhero with a brain the size of a planet!

Politically Incorrect Craft: Where Minecraft meets government simulations! Join now for LOLs

#addons, civilization building, Community Focused, Craft, Create, Diplomacy, Discord, Earth Map, GeoRP, Government, Incorrect, Join, lols, meets, Minecraft, Modded, Nation building, nuclear missiles, Politically, PolityCraft, server ip, SIMULATIONS, Tools of Industry, Tools of War, Tribe, villagers, Wars, Whitelist

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9260
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

PolityCraft: The Ultimate Modded GeoRP!
Welcome to PolityCraft, where your dreams of nation and civilization building come to life! Explore a meticulously edited mod pack designed for a seamless gameplay experience on an expansive Earth map on a 1:250 scale. Whether you want to be a wandering trader, forge a small tribe, build a thriving kingdom, or expand into a powerful empire, the possibilities are endless. Collaborate with friends, engage in diplomacy, or wage wars as you shape your own destiny in a world full of opportunities.

PolityCraft: The Ultimate Modded GeoRP!

Welcome to PolityCraft, where your dreams of nation and civilization building come to life! Explore a meticulously edited mod pack designed for a seamless gameplay experience on an expansive Earth map on a 1:250 scale. Whether you want to be a wandering trader, forge a small tribe, build a thriving kingdom, or expand into a powerful empire, the possibilities are endless. Collaborate with friends, engage in diplomacy, or wage wars as you shape your own destiny in a world full of opportunities.

Key Features:
Custom Earth Map: Immerse yourself in a stunning, realistic rendition of Earth at a scale of 1:250.
Nation Building: Start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
Tools of Industry: Use Create and it’s many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
Tools of War: Raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.
Community Focused: Join a friendly and active community of builders, strategists, and explorers.

Discord:
https://discord.gg/invite/xCyGR2t7ms

Server IP:
europa.cheesehosting.net:34003

FAQ
Q: What do I need to do to join PolityCraft? A: You are required to join the discord in order to apply for the Whitelist as well as to download the Modpack. We aim to process Whitelist applications within 24 hours.
Q: Can I start my own nation on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
Q: How can I build an automated society on PolityCraft? A: You can use Create and its many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
Q: Is PvP allowed on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.

Joan Jett Endorses Harris Minecraft SMP

#endorsement, Campaign, celebrity endorsements, democratic party, Endorses, female rock icons, harris, jett, Joan, Joan Jett, Jon Bon Jovi, kamala harris, Minecraft, Music (Industry), music news, mxdwn, Neil Young, News, political activism, political news, Presidential election, Rock Music, smp, Support, Video, women in music

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1803
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Joan Jett endorsing Kamala Harris? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be! We’ve got Neil Young and Jon Bon Jovi following suit, so you know it’s gonna be a rockin’ good time. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even a surprise appearance from your favorite rockstar! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and rock on!

HangryHubbyNoPlate

Burnout, Communication, Cooking, dinner time, division of labor, family dynamics, family meals, Gender Roles, grocery bags, grocery haul, grocery shopping, grocery store, HangryHubbyNoPlate, household chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, meal planning, meal prep, mealtime, traditional roles, work-life balance

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6126
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a break from the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect blocky castle.

Join us and leave behind the struggles of meal planning and grocery shopping, because on our server, your only job is to mine, build, and survive. No more arguments with your husband about who should go to the store or cook dinner – here, the only thing you’ll be cooking up is some epic creations in the virtual world.

And if you ever feel like you need a break from all the building and exploring, just remember that on our server, you can always take a break and let your virtual character do all the work. No more feeling like a maid or waitress, because in this world, you’re the queen (or king) of your own domain.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be serving up is some serious fun. Leave the real world drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination.

ScamCraft SMP: ObviousFools

con artist, Deceit, Deception, dishonest practices, dishonesty, Exploitation, false promises, financial fraud, fraud, fraudster, gullible, hoax, internet scam, Manipulation, Naive, obvious scam, ObviousFools, rip off, scam, ScamCraft, smp, swindle, Trickery

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5418
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	New Chunks Explored:	730044
Farms Harvested:	441	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9579

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate scam…I mean, the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been searching for!

Join our server for the chance to be pranked by our resident troll who loves nothing more than turning your beautiful builds into giant toilets. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…or is it?

We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a special event every week where players must participate in a chicken dance-off to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be scammed…I mean, entertained like never before!

CompliCraft

Achievements, Appearance, CompliCraft, compliments, Confidence, Personality, positive feedback, praise, recognition, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-perception, self-validation, Skills, success, Talents, validation

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7568
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Enchantments Applied:	276	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of being the most boring player on your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate compliment magnet! People will be showering you with praise left and right for your epic builds, your impeccable redstone skills, and even your fashion sense (yes, we have custom skins, darling).

Join our server and become the talk of the town (or should we say, the talk of the block?)! You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you ride around on a diamond-encrusted pig, while wearing a crown made of enchanted golden apples. Oh, and did we mention that our server is the only place where you can find a unicorn mount? That’s right, you can prance around on a majestic unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands.

So why wait? Join our server now and bask in the glory of being the most complimented player in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (and neither will your jealous friends).

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Biden administration, CNN Politics, Conflict Resolution, Crisis, Demand, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, Government, humanitarian situation, Improvement, international relations, Israel, letter, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Peace efforts, Server, Support, united states, us politics

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6304
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy story where biden, yeah, biden, he writes to israel and is all like, “yo, you gotta make gaza better, man.” and everyone is like, “whaaaat? biden playing minecraft now?” but, like, it’s true, man. so if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world where even politicians are getting in on the action, you gotta join this server. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of biden riding a llama. it’s, like, so random and hilarious, you won’t wanna miss out, dude. come join the fun!

CraftyComradeJailbreak

activism, antiwar, CraftyComradeJailbreak, current events, DAUGHTER, drawing, family, Father, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Justice, News, Political, protest, protest art, released, russia, Russian

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5315
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Farms Harvested:	483	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this russian father who got jailed for his daughter’s antiwar drawing, but then he got released and now he’s, like, the king of the server. he’s got, like, superpowers and stuff, and he’ll, like, protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds and emeralds you want. and, like, the best part is that there’s a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, man? it’s, like, the most epic thing ever.