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The Michael’s Minecraft SMP Show

#rockers, iconic duo, iconic pair, Jannetty, long lost tag team, Marty Jannetty, Michaels, Minecraft, professional wrestling, shawn michaels, Show, smp, tag team, wrestling, wrestling feuds, wrestling history, wrestling legends, wrestling partners, wrestling rivalries, wrestling tag teams, wwe, WWE Hall of Fame, WWE superstars

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Enchantments Applied:	194
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Potions Brewed:	33	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Michaels and the Jannettys. Who will come out on top? Who will be left in the dust? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be a wild ride.

But that’s not all! We’ve got secret underground lairs, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken – yes, you read that right, a chicken that lays diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because in this world, anything can happen.

BlockyBoys Minecraft Server

2024.., achievement diaries, BlockyBoys, chat channel, Communication, FAQs, first look, INFORMATION, Leagues V Teasers, leagues waiting room, Legacy Java Client, Minecraft, new player, old school runescape, Optimal quest guide, Previous thread, Retirement, Rewards, royal titans, Server, Shutdown, skilling competition, standings, twitter, Website, Wiki

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6172
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Votes:	8411	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and hilarious shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! We also have the Royal Titans event where you can get a first look at some epic rewards. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

And if you’re new to the server, don’t worry! We’ve got quests, diaries, and all the info you need to get started on your crazy journey. Plus, our communication channels are top-notch, with a chat channel named “fart cc” because why not?

Oh, and did we mention the 2024 Skilling Competition? It’s like the Hunger Games, but with pickaxes and creepers. Get ready to compete against the best of the best and show off your skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos. See you there!

/seriea/ in yurop – Terronic edition Minecraft SMP

Aston Villa, Atalanta, bologna, champions league, comfy, Conference league, Edition, Europa League, Fiorentina, inter, Juventus, Lazio, LOSC, Ludogorets, MATCHDAY 5, meds, milan, Minecraft, oliveoilpilled, Pafos, RB Leipzig, Roma, SerieA, Slovan Bratislava, smp, Terronic, Terronic edition, Thursday November 28th, Tottenham, Tuesday November 26th, Water, Wednesday November 27th, young boys, Yurop

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1800
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more intense than a Champions League match? Look no further! Join our server where every block you break is a goal scored against your opponents. We’ve got more drama than a Europa League matchday, with factions battling it out like Lazio vs Ludogorets. And don’t forget about our Conference League matches, where Fiorentina takes on Pafos in a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

But it’s not all about the competition, we also prioritize self-care. Remember to take your meds, drink water, and stay oliveoilpilled while you conquer the virtual world with your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

FoxCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6062
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to VulpeCraft! Hope you enjoy your stay! The server brand new and is in an open beta, so many features are not yet fully developed.

Server Features: – Origins (similar to races or classes) – Custom mobs, which drop custom items upon death – Custom items, which can be exchanged for valuable items at a hidden shop in spawn – Pocket dimensions to build your base inside (with LiteBase) – AuraSkills (similar to McMMO, you level up as you play) – AuraMobs (mobs are more or less difficult depending on your skills level) – GUI /shop – Voting rewards

Fun Fact: The server owner’s username, Vulpeculated, means “robbed by an evil fox.”

vulpecraft.com

Antenna Wedding Minecraft Server

ANTENNA, antennas, celebration, comedy, Entertainment, funny, humor, Humorous, JOKE, LAUGH, Marriage, MARRIED, Minecraft, pun, reception, Server, Wedding, Witty, witty comedy, witty humor, witty jokes, witty puns

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	991
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the antennas are getting in on the fun! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a reception that will have you laughing all night long. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness a creeper proposing to a skeleton! Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join us now and let the good times roll!

”Can I Make It to $10M? Minecraft SMP”

10M, 2017, Achieving success, altcoins, crypto market, cryptocurrency, digital assets, financial goal, financial growth, Financial Planning, folio, Investment, Long Term Strategy, Minecraft, money mindset, personal finance, portfolio management, reaching milestones, shitcoin, smp, speculative investments, Wealth accumulation

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4877
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Animals Bred:	105	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	21
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is 2017 shitcoins! That’s right, forget about emeralds or gold, we’re all about that crypto life.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a carrot. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on that dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Sister’s Grooming Minecraft Server

brother, family, family dynamics, funny, Grooming, Grooms, groomsmen, humor, Marriage, meme, Minecraft, Personal, personal boundaries, relationship, Server, sibling, sibling bond, sibling conflict, sibling love, sibling rivalry, sister, Sisterhood, sisters, Wedding

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9789
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Votes:	1061
Mines Excavated:	4987	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the unique experience of having your sister groomed by our expert team of virtual stylists. Don’t worry, it’s nothing personal, just a fun feature we offer to our players!

But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive this epic showdown.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a dive into our lava-filled swimming pool for a refreshing (and slightly dangerous) dip. Just make sure to bring your fireproof swimsuit!

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

The HDD Hoarder Minecraft SMP

Anime, cartoon, CATALOG, Cinema, Computer, ctrl+f, date, Entertainment, external HDDs, HDD, hdmi cable, hoarder, Minecraft, Movie, OpenOffice document, organization, Playback, research, smp, Storage, Technology, television, Title, TV

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	266
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9077	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	14

Are you tired of boring old servers where all they do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we organize our “kino” (that’s fancy talk for movies) in the most outrageous way possible.

We store our movies on external HDDs and keep a catalog in an OpenOffice document because why not make things complicated, right? Each HDD is labeled with a dramatic title like “HDD 7 movie” and we list all the movies in a never-ending format that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! To watch our movies, we connect our computers to our TVs using a 10-meter-long HDMI cable because who needs convenience when you can have chaos, am I right?

Our document is a whopping 83 pages long, with one line per movie, anime, or cartoon. And get this, each entry includes the title and date, which we researched ourselves because we’re just that dedicated to our craft.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most insane way to organize your movies that you never knew you needed. Who needs simplicity when you can have sheer madness?

⭐❤️ FUNTIME ❤️⭐ ⎝SERVER FOR GRIEFERS⎠ ⚡⚡⚡ Minecraft server

Account.., banner, description, funtime, Griefers, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3155
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Potions Brewed:	136	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

The owner of the “FUNTIME SERVER FOR GRIEFERS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Minecraft, PALS, PIXEL, please, please similar, Server, SIMILAR, similar this, this please, this..

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4234
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for the most epic and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only boogied down to disco music! Join our server to uncover more wacky secrets like this and claim your own loot-filled dance party!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out with feathered lances. It’s a clucking good time that you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and adventuring for hours on end. Trust us, you won’t find anything else like it out there!