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MP3 CDs Minecraft SMP Expert

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Are you tired of living in a world where people don’t even know what MP3 CDs are? Join our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate all things retro and outdated! We’ve got players who still think dial-up internet is the bee’s knees and swear by their trusty VHS tapes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary MP3 CD dungeon, where players can battle against ancient technology monsters like the dreaded Walkman Warrior and the floppy disk fiend. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical AOL dial-up modem that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in combat.

So if you’re ready to embrace the past and laugh in the face of modern technology, come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the good ol’ days of MP3 CDs!

Blocky Blunders: WTF Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Seriously, what were they thinking when they created this madness? But hey, that’s what makes it so freaking awesome!

Join us if you want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a watermelon helmet. Or how about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs? Yeah, that’s a thing here. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains diamonds. It’s a real thing, we swear.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience pure insanity, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes. What are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!

Houthis vs Baguettes: Minecraft Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll have to defend against drone strikes and ballistic missiles launched by the Houthis!

Our captain has noted that players on our server are not accustomed to “this level of weapons and violence,” but don’t worry, you’ll quickly learn to adapt. The Yemenis on our server are perfecting their technique, so the more they fire, the more accurate they become. It’s like a real-life game of dodgeball, but with explosives!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you might lose them in a missile strike), then join us for a truly striking experience. Just make sure to build a bomb shelter for your diamond stash!

SleepyBeeCraft – Where even the creepers hit snooze!

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Welcome to the most buzz-worthy Minecraft server out there! Are you feeling too sleepy to bee yourself today? Well, have no fear because on our server, you can transform into a literal bee and buzz around causing chaos!

Join us for the chance to participate in epic bee battles where you can sting your enemies and collect pollen to upgrade your bee abilities. But be careful, because if you get too tired, you might just fall asleep and wake up as a regular human again!

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of being a bee in a virtual world and unleash your inner insect warrior? Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate buzzing champion – join us today and let the honey flow!

Pee-Inducing Beats Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! Join us at https://audio.com/bob-dole for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a magical land filled with endless possibilities and endless laughs.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of llamas as they race through obstacle courses, participate in epic battles against armies of evil chickens, and even build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot out fireworks every hour on the hour.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at https://audio.com/bob-dole and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CommieCraft: Where Russians Build Statues and Creepers Explode!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only statues you see are of Steve and his trusty pig? Well, come join us on our server where we have a whole army of Russian statues standing guard! From Putin to Babushka, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Potato Palace, where all your wildest potato dreams come true. Want to ride a potato unicorn? Done. Want to swim in a pool of mashed potatoes? We got you covered. The Potato Palace is the place to be for all your starchy needs.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas? That’s right, these llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a Russian statue or ride into battle on the back of a ninja llama. The possibilities are endless!

Gender Bender Craft: Where you can switch characters and swap genders for a hilarious gaming experience!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one acknowledges your character’s gender fluidity? Look no further, because on our server, everyone will notice and comment on your ever-changing gender! Whether you’re a male one day and a female the next, our players will be sure to give you the recognition you deserve. Join now for a truly immersive and inclusive gaming experience like no other!

BootyCraft: Where half the players base their world view on butts and the other half just build cool stuff!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where half of the United States voters base their world view on butt sex, lesbians, and infanticide! Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that is so open-minded and accepting of all things controversial?

We have epic build battles where you can create your own butt sex-themed castle or lesbian village. And don’t forget about our weekly infanticide tournaments, where you can show off your PvP skills while defending or attacking the baby mobs.

Join us for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew that a virtual world could be so wild and wacky? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your imagination run wild!

Anon’s Blocky Paradise: Where You Can Finally Let Loose and Relieve Yourself in Style!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and zombies break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends!

But that’s not all! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to find. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Noobs Become Pros (and ESL is welcome!)

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even OJ Simpson himself would be confused about what’s right and wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like OJ’s infamous car chase.

Our server is so crazy, even OJ himself would be scratching his head trying to figure out what’s going on. Build your own virtual courtroom and hold epic trials with your friends, or embark on a quest to find the real killer (spoiler alert: it was the creeper all along).

So come on down to our server, where the only thing you’ll be guilty of is having too much fun! OJ Simpson may not know who he is, but you’ll definitely know you made the right choice by joining us.

Crafty AF – All the LOLs in Minecraft

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Welcome to the Love Edition Minecraft server! Looking for some indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers to simp for? Well, look no further because we’ve got the VIP section for all you high rollers out there.

But wait, there’s more! You can even shill your 499view oshi here, as long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube. Check out our leaderboard of top indie vtubers, including the likes of VedaL987, Shylily, and Bao.

And don’t worry about those corpo vtubers trying to sneak in, as long as they don’t own the talents IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they’re fair game.

But that’s not all, we’ve got Twitch Clips Guides, VOD Archival Guides, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar to keep you in the loop. Plus, who can forget about the ducks on DashDucks’ stream?

So come join us on this wild adventure of indie vtubers, crazy clips, and maybe even a little bit of SEEEEEEEEEX with our Koikatsu cards. See you on the server, where the virtual fun never stops!

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Emeralds Found:	2566	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9048	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Falling into the Void:	2

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Towns Built:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	209

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	8938
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Players Killed by Monsters:	9281
Dragon Eggs Found:	4872	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Falling into the Void:	0

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Emeralds Found:	3592
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Farms Harvested:	161
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	33
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

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