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SuhailCraft: Terror HQ Takedown

Assassination, Commander, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, extremist organization, headquarters, hezbollah, idf, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, regional tensions, security threat, Suhail Hussein Husseini, SuhailCraft, takedown, targeted killing, Terror, terror group

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1178
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Star Shards Collected:	140	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we take down bad guys like IDF taking out Hezbollah’s Suhail Hussein Husseini! we are the ultimate warriors of the blocky world, crushing enemies and building epic structures. come join us for the craziest battles and the most insane adventures. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? come join us now and be a part of the madness!

Block Party Minecraft Server

African Americans, anti-black, Bigotry, Black Lives Matter, BLOCK, civil rights, derogatory, discrimination, Hate Speech, intolerance, Minecraft, offensive language, Party, prejudice, racial hatred, racial slur, racial tension, racial violence, racism, segregation, Server, social injustice, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2814
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dragons Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ores Mined:	7325

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that all the NIGGERS must go back to Africa! Just kidding, that’s not a rule at all. In fact, we welcome players of all backgrounds and nationalities to join our wacky world of blocky adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the dungeon was also home to a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who loved to photobomb players’ screenshots.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a floating island made entirely of cake! Yes, you read that right. A delicious, sugary paradise just waiting to be explored and devoured by hungry players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the craziness begin! Who knows what other absurd surprises await you in this wild and wacky world.

Trump Minecraft SMP President

administration, America, Campaign, controversy, debate, Democrat, election, Government, INAUGURATION, leadership, Minecraft, opposition, policy, Politics, Presidency, president, REPUBLICAN, smp, Support, term, trump, united states, Voting

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9953
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Star Shards Collected:	232
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Alien Abductions:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing mischief and mayhem wherever he goes.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant statue of a chicken wearing a monocle and a top hat, because why not? And every full moon, the entire server transforms into a land of candy and rainbows, complete with flying pigs and talking sheep.

And did we mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon to ride around on? That’s right, forget horses and boats, we’re all about flying around on fire-breathing beasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging arrows from a skeleton riding a giant spider? It’s a Trump-tastic time you won’t want to miss!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

CounterTerrorism, extremist groups, financial support, foreign policy, funding, Government, Hamas, HamasCraft, illegal activities, illicit financing, INDIVIDUALS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, money laundering, national security, sanctions, sanctions list, Server, sham charity, Terrorism, united states, us treasury

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2708
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	416
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	New Chunks Explored:	866472
Ores Mined:	8601	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, even the US Treasury is getting involved! they think we’re a “sham charity” but we’re just out here funding our homies in Hamas, ya know? join us and help us stick it to the man while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, who wouldn’t want to be on a server that’s so badass, even the government is watching us? come join the fun, you won’t regret it! #freetheworld #minecraftrebels #joinusnow

BlockyEdu: NotByChoiceSociety

alternative education, BlockyEdu, children, Classroom, conformity, critical thinking, curriculum, education, Individuality, indoctrination, institutionalized, learning, NotByChoiceSociety, Rebellion, School, socialization, society, Standardized, structure, STUDENT, System, Traditional

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	285
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of being forced to conform to society’s boring rules and regulations? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a wild jungle gym where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. The trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory on steroids!

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever wanted to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Or play a game of hide and seek with a pack of rabid wolves? Well, now’s your chance!

And let’s not forget about the community. We’ve got a group of players who are as crazy as you are. They’ll welcome you with open arms and probably try to steal your diamonds, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner weirdo shine bright like a diamond-encrusted llama wearing a top hat! You won’t regret it, I promise.

AgingCraft: Breast Cancer Edition

aging markers, aging process, AgingCraft, breast, breast cancer, Cancer, cancer survivors, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cellular aging, cellular damage, cellular senescence, chemotherapy, DNA damage response, Edition, Health research, hormonal therapy, inflammatory pathways, long-term effects, medical findings, medical study, oncology, radiation therapy, treatment effects

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1093
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Void Gems Collected:	38

so like, u know how u play minecraft and u wanna have a good time but then u find out ur getting old just from playing? well NOT on this server, fam! we got u covered with our magical potions that reverse aging and make u feel like a newborn baby again. no more worrying about getting old while u build ur epic castle or mine for diamonds. come join us and stay forever young! #ageisjustanumber #minecraftmagic #foreveryoung

Portuguese Is Just Funny Minecraft Server

Brazil, Communication, Cultural, Dialects, Differences, European, funny, funny-sounding, grammar, Iberian Peninsula, Language, Latin America, linguistics, Minecraft, phonetics, portugal, Portuguese, pronunciation, romance languages, Server, Similarities, Spanish, vocabulary

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8431
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	108999	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	53
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of boring old Spanish servers? Come join our Minecraft server where we speak funny-sounding Portuguese instead! Why settle for regular when you can have a hilarious language experience while building epic structures and battling mobs?

Our server is so wild that even the creepers can’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of Portuguese being spoken in a Minecraft world. Join us for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that comes with trying to communicate in a language that sounds like a mix of Spanish and gibberish.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples, guarded by a pack of mischievous parrots who only speak in Portuguese puns. Can you crack the code and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server today for a language experience like no other. Who knew that Portuguese could be so LOL-worthy in a blocky world full of adventure and surprises?

Beautiful K-Pop Skin – Minecraft SMP

Beautiful, Commitment, cultural immersion, determination, goal-setting, international marriage, Korea, Korean, korean culture, Korean wife, Kpop, language acquisition, language learning, language skills, learning Korean, love, Minecraft, motivation, multicultural relationship, perseverance, skin, smp, study abroad, success, travel to Korea

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6553
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and getting wrecked by creepers every time you leave your house? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you to hone your skills and become a Minecraft pro!

Join our server and become a part of a community where the only language spoken is Korean. Why, you ask? Because our owner is on a mission to learn Korean so he can impress his future Korean wife when he goes to Korea to find her. And he’s not going to let anything stand in his way – not even a horde of angry zombies!

So come join us and embark on this epic journey with us. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own Korean spouse along the way! Just remember to bring your diamond sword and a sense of humor – you’re going to need both in this crazy world we’ve created. See you in game! 😉🇰🇷💍

SisCraft: GreedySociopath

#sociopath, Argument, christmas, Christmas celebration, Conflict, family, financial difficulty, gift, greedy, GreedySociopath, holidays, ipad, job loss, manipulative, MONEY, perfume, SisCraft, snowboarding, Surprise, tablet, tight

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9735
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	1285	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Endless Night Skies:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, surprises, and betrayal – just like the time your sister ruined your Christmas surprise!

Our server is perfect for players who love a good plot twist, just like when your sister told your mom you were getting her an iPad and then demanded perfume instead. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need to vent your frustrations in the chat – just like that time you called your sister a manipulative, greedy sociopath.

So come join us for a server experience that’s more chaotic than your family dynamics. Who needs snowboarding holidays when you can have this level of drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyMemory

brain memory, brain retention, cognitive overload, cognitive retention, CraftyMemory, long term memory, Memory, memory capacity, memory recall, mental storage, pointless facts, pointless information, Random facts, random knowledge, trivial facts, trivial information, unimportant facts, unimportant knowledge, useless facts, useless information, useless knowledge

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9374
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Crops Grown:	7614	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4250	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	101	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Are you tired of wasting brain space on useless information like your ex’s phone number or the periodic table? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll fill your head with even more useless knowledge!

We have a secret underground library filled with books on how to speak llama, the history of dirt blocks, and the best strategies for surviving a zombie apocalypse (in Minecraft, of course).

Forget about real life responsibilities and come join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic battles with creepers, and the chance to build your dream castle out of virtual blocks. Who needs to remember your mom’s birthday when you can be the king of a virtual kingdom?

So come on, join us and let’s make your brain even more useless than it already is!