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PornPioneer420 – Minecraft SMP

adolescent exploration, adult content, adult supervision, Age of Discovery, childhood curiosity, digital era, early exposure, ethical considerations, explicit material, healthy sexuality, internet browsing, media exposure, Minecraft, online content, parental controls, pornography, PornPioneer420, privacy concerns, psychological impact, sexual awakening, smp, societal influences, taboo subject

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6321
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow unicorns that poop out diamonds! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with dancing llamas wearing top hats.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s lit, fam.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret treasure hunt where you can find hidden chests filled with enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you fly like a bat.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the most insane adventures of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness. Let’s get this party started, baby!

Dream Connect Academy 1.20

Academy, Anime, ass showing, club hijinks., Connect, cute, dream, Irotsuku Monochrome, Kanan-sama, Komaro, naked, Namek, ramen, Seitokai, sex delusions, STUDENT, swimsuit, trap, Yowa Yowa Sensei, Yume Nekonnect, Yumene Connect

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6372
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	35
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

We got cute students getting naked, like, what even is reality anymore?

And there’s this trap eating ramen, like, who even comes up with this stuff?

Oh, and did I mention there’s an anime coming out? Like, bruh, we’re basically famous already.

Plus, there’s swimsuits and ass showing, like, it’s a party all the time on this server.

Club hijinks? More like club insanity, am I right?

Join now before you miss out on all the craziness, bro!

BroBro’s Minecraft Server

BroBros, brother, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, Events, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, family pressure, Family Support, family traditions, holidays, mental health, Minecraft, overreacting, ptsd, reconciliation, Server, sibling relationships, Trauma

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4354
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Join our server and escape the real world craziness with virtual block-building fun!

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and never have to worry about pesky siblings causing drama. No more alternating holidays or avoiding family events – just pure, uninterrupted Minecraft bliss!

Plus, with our special PTSD-friendly zones, you can relax and unwind without any triggers. Say goodbye to family arguments and hello to endless adventures in the world of Minecraft!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you’ve got diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat?

HangryCraft

acknowledgment, appreciation, ARFID, autism, Communication, disability, food insecurity, Frustration, Gratitude, HangryCraft, Hunger, insensitivity, McDonalds, money stress, peanut butter sandwich, Period, Providing, relationship issues, Sickness, Wendys, Working

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1977
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated and hungry on your period while your boyfriend munches on fast food without a care in the world? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be the one getting all the burgers and cheese fries! No need to worry about rent or groceries here, just build your dream house and feast like a queen!

Plus, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with awkward silent treatment conversations like the one mentioned above. Our players are always ready to thank you for your hard work and share their virtual snacks with you. So come join us and experience a world where your efforts are truly appreciated, even if it’s just in block form!

BoredCraft SMP – No more sad vibes!

BoredCraft, Boredom, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional well being, Exercise, hobbies, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, motivation, positive thinking, productivity, relaxation techniques, sad, self improvement, self-care, smp, socializing, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, VIBES

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1413
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of feeling like a sad potato in a world full of diamonds? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our EPIC Minecraft SMP server and say goodbye to boredom and depression FOREVER!

Picture this: you log on to our server and BAM! You’re greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Why? Because why not, am I right? And get this, our server is so lit that the trees drop pizza slices instead of apples. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA SLICES!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to bust a move when they’re not blowing things up. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted chicken nugget hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the wackiness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet rock named Rocky who gives the best life advice. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now!

WorldCraftedFun

complex systems, critical thinking, cultural influences, economic principles, environmental interactions, global systems, historical context, how does the world work, Human Behavior, interconnectedness, interdisciplinary studies, Natural phenomena, philosophical perspectives, political dynamics, problem solving, Scientific inquiry, societal structures, technological advancements, understanding the world, world, WorldCraftedFun

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3702
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	8506	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Farms Harvested:	737
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers have a secret love for building sandcastles! Our world operates on a magical system where diamonds rain from the sky every hour, and every player gets a pet dragon to ride around on.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a crown made of emeralds.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful that even the bravest of players tremble at the mention of its name. Will you be the one to defeat it and claim its golden egg of infinite wisdom?

So come on over and join us for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination!

Orbán’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Antal Rogán, Antal Rogán scandal, authoritarianism, BLOCK, Corruption, diplomatic relations, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Government, Hungarian minister, Hungarian politics, international relations, Minecraft, Orbán, Orbans, Party, Politics, right-hand man, sanctions, Server, united states, US sanctions, US-Hungary relations, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3870
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair full of diamonds and emeralds and stuff. plus, like, the admin is, like, a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you ask nicely.

oh, and did i mention the secret treasure hunt where you can find, like, a million diamonds if you solve the riddles? yeah, it’s, like, totally epic. plus, there’s, like, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava waterfall and into a portal to another dimension.

so, like, why join this server? because it’s, like, the most insane, crazy, awesome place in all of Minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the creepers, they’re, like, everywhere. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

NATOcraft: Biden’s Blame Game

Bidens, Blame, Game, NATOcraft, Trump Biden Russia Ukraine NATO War Provoking Aspirations International relations Conflict Politics Geopolitics United States Foreign policy Diplomacy Military Aggression Alliance Security Crisis

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	527
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

so, like, u should totally join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns and dragons and stuff, it’s cray cray!

plus, like, trump totally plays on our server and he blames biden for, like, starting a war with russia cuz of some nato stuff with ukraine. like, who knew minecraft could cause so much drama, amirite?

so, like, come join us and be part of the epic battle between trump and biden in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be lit, fam!

Pickpocketing Marsupials Server

Animal Behavior, animal facts, animal pouches, animal theft, Australian fauna, australian wildlife, interesting animals, Kangaroos, Koalas, marsupial species, marsupials, pickpocketed, Pickpocketing, possums, pouch, Server, thievery, unique animals, unique behavior, wallabies, wildlife, wildlife trivia

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	286
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	482
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Epic Shields Constructed:	27

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. like, did you know that on this server, marsupials are the only animals that can be pickpocketed? like, imagine sneaking up on a kangaroo and stealing its wallet, bro.

but that’s not even the best part. on this server, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away. creepers doing the electric slide, skeletons breakdancing, it’s wild, man.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts. rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly llamas. but watch out, because they’re trained in martial arts and will karate chop anyone who tries to steal their bling.

so, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s totally bonkers and full of surprises, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those pickpocketing marsupials, they’re sneaky little buggers.

Blocky Commute: Beyond Downtown Hub

blocky, city planning, Commute, commuting patterns, daily movements, digital nomads, downtown, downtown hubs, economic geography, economic impact, employment trends, Hub, neighborhood-bound, remote jobs, remote work, research, spatial analysis, Technology, telecommuting, Transportation, urban development, urban economies, work from home, Workforce

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3399
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magic Items Found:	7763

so, like, u know how u think ur just chillin in ur lil neighborhood, doin ur thing? well guess what, turns out ur daily movements are like, way more wild than u thought. like, u could be affectin urban economies without even knowin it. crazy, right?

join our minecraft server and be part of this INSANE discovery. u could be the reason a whole downtown hub thrives or dies. u never know, man. it’s like, a whole new level of responsibility.

plus, we have the most lit builds and the craziest events. like, one time we had a giant chicken parade that took over the whole server. it was cluckin wild, dude. u don’t wanna miss out on this kind of madness.

so come on, join us and be part of the urban economy revolution. who knew minecraft could be so impactful, right? let’s shake things up together, one block at a time.

Prime Survival

Community, Discord, Economy, Events, evolving world, Friendly, Lag-free, Loyal, multiplayer, multiplayer server, North America, Optimized, Positive, Prime, problem solving, Seasons, Server, Shops, smp, Staff Team, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7707
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Prime Survival Minecraft Server

IP Address	mc.primesurvival.net
About	Server has been operating since 2018. Prime aims to capture the best aspects of favorite servers and constantly improve its features.
Community	Player base mainly from North America but all are welcome. Active Discord server for announcements and community interaction.

FAQ

Q: How long has Prime Survival been operating?

A: Prime Survival has been operating since 2018.

Q: What is the goal of Prime Survival?

A: The goal of Prime Survival is to capture the best aspects of favorite servers, improve on their shortcomings, and provide a lag-free experience for players.

Q: Where does the majority of the player base come from?

A: The majority of the player base comes from North America, but players from all regions are welcome to join.

Q: Is there an active community Discord server?

A: Yes, Prime Survival has an active Discord server for announcements, discussion, and community interaction. Players are encouraged to join to stay connected.

Q: What can players expect from the ALL NEW 1.21x map in Prime Survival?

A: The ALL NEW 1.21x map in Prime Survival offers an enhanced survival experience for players. Join the server and Discord to stay updated on community activities.