PornFaggotry – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

PixelPlebs Minecraft Server
acceptance, Blessed, celebration, CONTENT, Cultural, Diversity, ethnicity, Fortunate, Grateful, Happy, Identity, joy, Minecraft, PixelPlebs, positivity, Privilege, Proud, Race, self-acceptance, Server, Societal, thankful, White
Welcome to our Minecraft server where being white is the key to success! Join us for a hilarious adventure filled with white picket fences, white fluffy sheep, and white chocolate lava cakes!
But that’s not all, on our server, being white gives you special powers like the ability to summon a herd of albino llamas or turn your enemies into marshmallows. Plus, our exclusive “White Power” armor set will make you invincible in battle (Disclaimer: this is a joke, please don’t take it seriously).
Join us now and experience the whitest Minecraft server in existence! Don’t miss out on the fun, because as they say, once you go white, you’ll never go back!

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MicoCraft Server: The Land of MicoMet!
animal, Collab list, collaboration, cover, Idol, Land, MicoCraft, Micomet, Moments Compendium, Music, Nakamaka, previous threads, scrap & build, Server, Shiraken, Spreadsheet, Submission form, sugar rush, Thread, アイドル, アニマル, シュガーラッシュ, なかま歌, 不知火建設
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old builds and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic moments and crazy adventures.
Imagine building a skyscraper made entirely out of diamonds, riding a llama into battle against a horde of creepers, or even hosting a dance party with all your favorite Minecraft YouTubers. The possibilities are endless on our server!
But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where players compete to see who can dress up the dragon in the most fabulous outfit. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club where players can let loose and dance the night away.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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BossLady’s Minecraft Server
Adrianna, Boss, BossLadys, Communication, Confrontation, Conversations, Correct, Correction, Courtney, Departments, Emails, employees, Etiquette, everyday, ignoring, Minecraft, phone calls, Professionalism, resemblance, Server, Workplace, wrong name
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the NPCs can’t get your name right! Just like the confusion between “Courtney” and “Adrianna”, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Join us for a wild ride where you never know what name you’ll be called next!
We promise a unique experience where you’ll be questioning your own identity, just like our player who is constantly mistaken for someone else. With over 22 employees in our virtual world, you never know who you’ll encounter next. Will they know your name, or will they call you something completely random?
So come on down to our server and embrace the chaos. Who needs a normal gaming experience when you can have a hilarious mix-up of names and identities? Join now and let the confusion begin!

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ResellerRaid – No Clothes Left!
clothes, Competition, Confrontation, ENTITLEMENT, fashion, Frustration, Hoarding, left, patience, personal space, RACK, ResellerRaid, resellers, retail workers, rude behavior, secondhand, shopping, shopping etiquette, shopping experience, SIZE, thrift store, thrifting
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your looting skills? Look no further than our server, where you can snatch up all the best gear before anyone else even has a chance! Just like the resellers at the thrift store, you’ll need to be quick and strategic to beat out the competition.
Join now and experience the thrill of hoarding all the diamonds and rare items for yourself. Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re being rude for taking what you want – it’s all fair game in this cutthroat world. And if anyone tries to steal your loot, just remember to say “Excuse you” and keep on looting like a boss.
So come on over to our server and show those other players who’s boss. Just like the worker at the thrift store, we’ll have your back and make sure you get the recognition you deserve for your looting skills. Don’t be afraid to be a bit of a “bitch” – it’s all part of the game!

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SkillzCraft Minecraft Server
Adaptability, Adulthood, Communication, Decision making, Development, Experience, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, patience, perseverance, personal growth, problem solving, Reflection, resilience, self improvement, Server, Skills, SkillzCraft, Time management, wisdom
Are you tired of feeling like a total noob in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can learn skills that will make you feel like a pro in your 30s! Imagine being able to build a castle in minutes, tame a dragon as your pet, or even ride a unicorn into battle.
Join our server and you’ll unlock secret abilities that will make you wish you had learned them sooner. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and level up your Minecraft game like never before!

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NoMoreBlowiesMC
Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, consent, emotions, feelings, Honesty, Intimacy, NoMoreBlowiesMC, open conversation, oral sex, relationship dynamics, relationships, Respect, sexual compatibility, sexual desires, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, Trust, Understanding
Are you tired of your Minecraft server being as dry as your boyfriend’s excuses for not wanting oral sex? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, diamond-studded adventures, and a community so lit, it’ll make you forget all about your boyfriend’s weird preferences. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive, even your boyfriend will be begging for more! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server
Assassination, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, Defense, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezbollahHavoc, intelligence, Israel, Israeli military, Lebanon crisis, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, military operation, Minecraft, operative, regional tensions, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, southern Lebanon, Target, Terrorism
LOL U GUYS, ON DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, WE BE LIKE ISRAEL TAKIN OUT DEM HEZBOLLAH OPERATIVES IN SOUTHERN LEBANON. U WANNA JOIN AND BE A PART OF DA ACTION? WE BE BUILDIN’ BUNKERS AND TAKIN’ DOWN TERRORISTS LIKE A BOSS. COME JOIN US AND BE A HERO IN DIS CRAZY WORLD WE GOT GOIN’ ON. LET’S SHOW DEM BAD GUYS WHO’S BOSS IN DIS BLOCKY PARADISE. #BLOCKSQUAD #TERRORISTTAKEOVER #MINECRAFTHEROES

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CubanShipDefenseCraft
Arctic sovereignty, Canada, Cuba, CubanShipDefenseCraft, defends, defense cooperation, deterring, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, maritime defense, military presence, naval operations, North America, russia, SECURITY, sending ship, strategic alliance, Vital
so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even canada is sending ships to cuba to keep da russians away. yea, u heard me right, dis server is so poppin dat even world powers are gettin involved. imagine all da crazy adventures u can have, fightin off russian spies while buildin ur epic base. u gotta join dis server, man, it’s da only way to stay safe from dem sneaky russians. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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DunningCraft: Where Everyone Thinks They’re a Pro
Behavior, BIAS, cognitive bias, cognitive dissonance, Confidence, critical thinking, Decision making, Dunning-Kruger effect, DunningCraft, Expertise, ignorance, Incompetence, intelligence, knowledge, learning, metacognition, overconfidence, Perception, PRO, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, self-assessment, Theyre, Thinks
so, like, imagine joining a minecraft server where EVERYONE thinks they’re a total PRO but actually they’re all NOOBS. it’s like the Dunning-Kruger effect on steroids, bro. you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off at all the ridiculous stuff these players think they can do.
join us for the LOLs, the facepalms, and the general chaos that comes with a server full of overconfident noobs. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who will fight you for their right to party. yeah, it’s that crazy.
so if you’re ready to experience the ultimate mix of hilarity and insanity, come join us on the server where the Dunning-Kruger effect is in full swing. just be prepared to question your own minecraft skills in the process.

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CovidCraft: Long Recovery Edition
AMERICANS, Cohort, coronavirus, Covid-19, CovidCraft, Edition, health, INFECTED, international researchers, lingering effects, Long, long covid, long haulers, long-lasting symptoms, long-term effects, pandemic, prevalence, Recovery, recovery period, recovery time, research, study, Symptoms
join our epic minecraft server and recover from covid in just three days!!! yes, you heard that right, THREE DAYS!!! our magical virtual world has special powers that will cure you faster than you can say “diamond sword”. forget about long covid, we got you covered with our pixelated potions and enchanted armor. come join us and start feeling better in no time, because who needs real life when you can have minecraft life? let’s dig, build, and heal together, one block at a time!

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