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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1137
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Astral Projections Made:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Animals Bred:	183	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

HEY YO! U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN PORN VIDEOS WANNA SPONSOR US! YEAH, U HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE GOT CREEPERS DOIN’ STRIP TEASES AND ZOMBIES TWERKIN’ ON THE DANCE FLOOR!

BUT DAT AIN’T ALL, WE GOT ENDER DRAGONS GIVIN’ OUT FREE DIAMONDS AND VILLAGERS THROWIN’ RAVES IN DA NETHER! OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR PIG RACES? YEAH, WE GOT PIGS RIDIN’ MINECARTS LIKE THEY’RE IN DA KENTUCKY DERBY!

SO COME ON DOWN TO DIS WACKY SERVER AND JOIN DA MADNESS! TRUST ME, U AIN’T NEVER SEEN NOTHIN’ LIKE IT!

RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8060
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4402
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8256
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Magic Crystals Found:	13

so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

Crafty Love Connection

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1566
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	428
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

metanoia junior high school

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4417
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

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Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6296
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Love Letters Sent:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Lakehead SMP Overview

Description
Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
Can I build whatever I want?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
How can I join the server?	To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

Rest in Power Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5021
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7056
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2587
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9278
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	232
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Chimeras Created:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!