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Blocky Babes and Builders: The XXX Edition

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7157
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party with a twist! Join us and you might just stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a fierce dragon named Sparkles. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where all the blocks are made of candy! But be warned, there are also rumors of a mysterious pornstar lookalike wandering the lands, ready to challenge any player to a build-off competition. So come on, join our server and see if you can find her and build the most epic castle in all of Minecraft history!

AutisticBrushlessCraft

autism, autistic cousin, AutisticBrushlessCraft, Behavior, birthday present, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional response, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness, Meltdown, parenting, Promises, relationships, special needs, toothbrush, Understanding

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8258
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Runes Activated:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Divine Spears Created:	30
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of F22 and her toothbrush saga with James, the electric toothbrush enthusiast!

Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and birthday present dilemmas as you explore our server. Will you choose the £80 electric toothbrush or settle for the £25 one like a true budget-savvy player? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – you might end up getting blocked by James himself!

With a community as lively as this, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm!

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9065
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8776	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Emeralds Found:	835	Magic Items Found:	1963
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	11

Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

PixelatedLoveFlaws

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9966
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mines Excavated:	3929	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Magic Items Found:	5238

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7840
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

RedLineRuckusMC

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2487
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Votes:	2777	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Blocky Justice System

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3485
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Buildings Constructed:	43	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6048
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Magic Items Found:	1706
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4380
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Mines Excavated:	2716	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20

Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3588
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Farms Harvested:	629
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

NightOwl Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6962
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3439	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of friends who expect you to drop everything and hang out with them every time you’re in town? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise not to guilt trip you for having a life outside of the game.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend sees your location on the server map and starts freaking out because you didn’t tell them you were online. Sound familiar? Not on our server! We encourage independence and respect your gaming schedule.

Plus, we have epic events planned for next month that will make your real-life vacations pale in comparison. Who needs friends when you have a virtual world full of adventure and excitement? Join us now and leave the drama behind!