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Medieval Mayhem Minecraft Madness

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8286
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6769

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of modern /b/ and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Our server is like a blue board paradise, free from the coomers and polfags that plague other servers.

Once upon a time, this server was known as the incel board, but now it’s been transformed into the fabulous /lgbt/ board, where fags can freely larp as women and embrace their true selves. We even have a special general dedicated to fags with over 2000 threads – talk about dedication!

Join us on this wild ride of creativity and chaos, where you can build, explore, and laugh your way through the craziest Minecraft server around. Who needs reality when you have a world like this to escape to?

cobbleworld

BUILD, cobbleworld, Currency, Curseforge, Discord, Events, FRIDAY, Friends, Fun, Gyms, Legendary, Map, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, modrith, outbreak, pokemon, Server, Shiny, spawning, Towns

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6873
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	711953
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Cobbleworlds Server Overview

Features	Description
Events	Outbreaks, legendary pokemon spawning, and massive events every Friday
Shiny Pokemon	Used as pseudo currency to improve other pokemon and gain items
Gyms	Focused on 2 types of pokemon, many without a leader
Towns	Spread across the map for building, or create your own

Join our Discord server for more fun!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply connect to the server IP provided
Are there specific rules to follow?	Yes, please refer to the rules section on our Discord server
Can I trade with other players?	Yes, trading is allowed on the server
How do I obtain shiny Pokemon?	Shiny Pokemon can be obtained through various in-game activities

Crafted Market Avenue 1.20.6

1.20.6, Aesthetic, Avenue, brand image, branding strategies, consumer behavior, crafted, Digital Marketing, ecommerce, ecommerce branding, ecommerce challenges, ecommerce failure, ecommerce success, ecommerce trends, Failure, funny ads, market, Marketing, normies, online advertising, online shopping, online store, stupid ads, TARGETTING

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6920
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8601
Players Killed by Monsters:	9488	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	203916	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like running an online store but in a virtual blocky world, targeting normies with funny ads and crazy aesthetics. It’s so lit, it’s like the ultimate test to see if your e-commerce skills can survive in the pixelated madness. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

IdiotLoveGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

advice, ANECDOTES, arguments, Breakups, Communication, Conflict, DATING, experiences, funny, hindsight, humor, idiot, IdiotLoveGoneWrong, lessons learned, love, MARRIED, Minecraft, MISTAKES, Partners, regret, relationship, smp, stupid

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9536
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and craziness! Like, one time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the Potato King, and everyone had to bow down to them or face the wrath of the potato army. It was bananas!

And don’t even get me started on the time we all decided to have a dance party in the Nether and ended up summoning a horde of zombie pigmen to join in. It was like a rave from hell, but in a good way, you know?

Plus, there’s this one player who is convinced they are actually a llama in real life and only communicates through llama noises. It’s both confusing and hilarious at the same time.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that is full of wacky adventures and ridiculous moments, then you have to join us! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

PricyPixels – Worth Every Block!

BLOCK, Elite, exclusive, expensive membership, Extravagant, extravagant experience, high end, Investment, Lavish, luxury, Posh, Premium, PricyPixels, Splurge, superior, top of the line, top quality, top tier, top-notch, Upscale, valuable, worth it, WORTH..

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6631
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Divine Spears Created:	23
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	493	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure gold, and fighting off hordes of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot stick.

Our exclusive membership may be expensive, but trust us when we say it is worth every penny. Not only will you gain access to secret treasure chests filled with rare loot, but you’ll also be granted the power to summon a herd of explosive sheep to wreak havoc on your enemies.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be treated to weekly events such as the Great Pig Race, where players compete to see who can ride a pig the fastest through a treacherous obstacle course. And let’s not forget about our legendary staff members, who are rumored to have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while juggling flaming swords.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

SeaDroneAirTakedown

aircraft, airspace, Conflict, Defense, defense system, drone attack, first ever, global affairs, History, Incident, international relations, Military, Naval, Scores, sea drone, SeaDroneAirTakedown, SECURITY, shoot down, Technology, uav, Ukraine

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7113
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8884	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Magic Items Found:	1382	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	3

haha so like, u know how ukraine is all serious and stuff? well guess what, on this server we got sea drones shooting down aircrafts! like whaaat? come join us and witness history being made in minecraft form! ukraine ain’t playing around, they got the best drones in the sea, taking down planes like it’s no big deal. join us for some crazy battles and see if u can survive the sea drone madness. who needs regular warfare when u can have sea drones doing all the work for u? come join the chaos and see if u can come out on top! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane action!

2020 to 2030 Craft

2020, 2030, Achievements, anticipation, Beginning, Closer, countdown, Craft, Decade, Development, Evolution, Future, future generations, goals, growth, milestone, progress, Progression, Time, Timeline, Years

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6444
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Crops Grown:	2892
Animals Bred:	47	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we are closer to the beginning of 2030 than the beginning of 2020. why should you join? well, let me tell you a wild story. once upon a time, a player found a diamond block and it turned into a real life diamond ring. true story bro. also, our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any creepers trying to sneak up on you. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. so come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventures ever!

RubeCube | The best Griefer server! Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Brutal, Clans, competitive, DOMINANCE, Donations, Economy, Fight, Free Admin, Free Donations, game world, Grief, griefer, Hardcore, Hardcore Server, intelligence, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, Player vs Player, Private, PvP, pvp server, PvP Survival, RubeCube, Russian, strength, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4913
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	3872	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

RubeCube is a world where survival depends on strength, intelligence and a willingness to fight brutally, turning your every action into a fight for dominance in the game world.

rubecube.gomc.fun

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, Cheating, collaboration, content reveal, Currency, gameplay, Google form, Harassment, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Stress test, Survival, Tpa, twitch, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3623
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	227
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5515
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted, Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Highlights	Land claims, TPA, currency, world-backups, protection, anti-xray
Rules	No cheating, no harassment
Region	South US
IP Address	www.lavbyte-smp.net

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: here.

Q: What are the rules of the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: What are some server features?

A: Land claims, TPA, currency, world-backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.

Q: Is there a content reveal planned?

A: Yes, come help stress test while we prep for the content reveal!

Virtual Anime Paradise 1.21

2025, Anime, Artificial Intelligence, dreams, ethical implications, FANTASY, Future, futuristic society, Girls, imagination, innovation, Paradise, Possibilities, real, robotics, science fiction, societal impact, Technology, virtual, virtual companions, virtual girlfriends, virtual reality

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4675
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Bro, forget 2025, our Minecraft server makes anime girls real NOW! Join us and live out your waifu dreams in blocky pixelated glory!

>Create your own harem of anime girls in Minecraft! Build them houses, go on adventures, and even marry them in-game! Who needs 2025 when you have this epic server?

>But wait, there’s more! We also have custom mods that let you ride giant flying unicorns and battle evil mobs with laser swords! It’s like a fever dream, but better!

>Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate anime girl paradise in Minecraft. Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride of insanity and hilarity!

FeelinGoodToday Minecraft SMP

Contentment, emotional intelligence, emotions, feeling, FeelinGoodToday, Gratitude, Happiness, inner peace, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, Minecraft, mood, positivity, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, Self-expression, smp, well-being, wellness

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2846
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Magic Items Found:	7295
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the land of unicorns and rainbows but also like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled dungeon. Like, seriously, the admins are all secretly wizards who can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. And the spawn area is literally a giant disco ball where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. Plus, there’s a secret underground base where you can hang out with aliens and eat space cake. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride of a server! #bestserverever #flyingpigparty