Porn-Addicted Hand-Fucker MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft SMP: /pfg/ – NoPussyGang

pussyfree losers, weeby eternal virgins, porn-addicted hand-fucker, hoe scarers, Making out with your screen edition

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace our inner hand-fuckers and porn-addicted gamers! Are you tired of trying to impress real women and failing miserably? Do you prefer making out with your screen over actual human interaction? Then this server is perfect for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From building giant pixelated dicks to creating elaborate traps for unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where we host virtual orgies and worship the Minecraft gods in our own unique way. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner virginity and join a community of like-minded individuals, come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the hand-fucking begin!

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CraftyCats – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

pfg, fear, weeby eternal virgins, Losers, conditioned goons

Are you a weeby eternal virgin who prefers playing Minecraft over talking to real women? Do you scare away hoes with your conditioned goon vibes? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our Belle loves kids edition server, where we embrace being pussyfree losers and porn-addicted hand-fuckers. Previous players have given up on ever getting laid and have found solace in our virtual world. Check out our material on the hgoon.booru and censored.booru for some outrageous fun. Resources are available for those who have fully embraced the hand-fucker lifestyle. Join us now and let’s build a Minecraft world where virginity is celebrated!

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The UknownMC

Vanilla, Survival Creative PvP Minigames Factions Skyblock Economy Towny Roleplay Adventure Hardcore Pixelmon Prison Modded RPG UHC Anarchy Vanilla Whitelist Buildbattle, Survival

The UnknownMC is a free to play vanilla experience, it’s Minecraft without the BS! Join today at theunknownmc.com!

theunknownmc.com

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Nautilus Network

FNAFBOX, PvP, Nautilus Network, Cross-Play, minecraft server

Server with the modalities of OneBlock, Farmbox, Landbox and FNAFBOX. Join the best PVP server in history

nautilusmc.us:25403

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Ethereal Echoes 1.20.3

Emotional healing, emotional well being, emotional numbness, Echoes, 1.20.3

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of the real world sucking balls, come join our Minecraft server where nothing fucking matters unironically!

We’ve got pixelated pigs that fly, diamonds that talk shit to you, and creepers that do the Macarena when they explode.

Join us and let go of all that pain and depression by building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama farm with a llama named Carl who wears sunglasses and smokes a pipe.

Trust me, once you see a cow breakdancing in a disco club made of obsidian, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness consume you!

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BrickhausCraft

language practice, BrickhausCraft, Understanding, language immersion, language fluency

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where speaking German is not only encouraged, but mandatory! Join us for a wild ride of linguistic adventures as we immerse ourselves in the German language like never before.

Imagine a world where every block you break, every mob you defeat, and every player you encounter must be communicated with in German. It’s a challenge like no other, but the rewards are endless.

Join us and experience the thrill of speaking German 24/7, just like our player who is preparing for an advanced German exam. Will you sound like yourself, or will you surprise even your closest loved ones with your newfound linguistic skills?

Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to level up your German proficiency while having a blast in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become fluent in German by the time you reach the End dimension!

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LifeChoicesMinecraftSMP

acceptance, Boundaries, freedom, tolerance, judgment

OMG you guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP? It’s like, the most lit server ever, I swear! Like, the admin is a unicorn who can fly and shoot rainbows out of their butt, it’s insane! And get this, the mods are actually aliens from outer space who just wanna build cool stuff with us, like whaaat?

But wait, there’s more! The players on this server are all secretly superheroes in disguise, like one guy can shoot fireballs from his hands and another girl can turn into a dragon, like wut? And don’t even get me started on the drama, it’s like a soap opera up in here, I can’t even keep up!

So like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your diamond armor, ’cause things are about to get wacky up in here! Let’s goooooo! 🦄🌈🚀🔥🐉 #BestMinecraftSMPEver

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BlockbustersNSFW-Galore

community guidelines, online communities, adult entertainment, social media, explicit content

Are you tired of boring old Reddit drama? Come join our Minecraft server where we have banned all the NSFW subs and replaced them with hilarious memes and cat videos! Our server is so family-friendly, even your grandma would approve. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will give you superhuman Minecraft skills and the ability to ride a unicorn into battle. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a legend in the world of blocky adventures!

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TrudeauCraft: Trade Talks & Trump Shadows

justin trudeau, trump, trade discussions, TrudeauCraft, North America

So like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly Justin Trudeau pops up and is like, “Hey, let’s revive UK-Canada trade talks on this server!” Like, what even? Who knew our boy JT was a Minecraft fan?

But wait, it gets even crazier. Donald Trump shows up outta nowhere and starts trying to trade his golden blocks for your diamonds. Like, bro, get your own resources! But then Putin swoops in on a horse and starts building a giant wall around your base. It’s chaos, I tell ya!

So if you wanna experience all this insanity and more, come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got world leaders, crazy trade deals, and walls being built faster than you can say “blocky politics.” It’s a wild ride, my friends. So come on in and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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Ice Cream Stand to Millionaire

MILLIONAIRE, 1970s, cream, multi-million dollar business, $16 loan

yo, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny they blind you like a disco ball at a rave.

we got a secret underground base where we keep all our stolen cookies from the villagers. don’t worry, they don’t mind cuz we give them emeralds in return.

our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into gold with just a flick of his wand. he once defeated a creeper with a single punch and then danced the macarena on its grave.

join us if u wanna experience the most epic, wacky, and downright bizarre minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, once u join, u’ll never wanna leave.

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