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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 2912 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 6243 | Ores Mined: | 7689 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From building giant pixelated dicks to creating elaborate traps for unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where we host virtual orgies and worship the Minecraft gods in our own unique way. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner virginity and join a community of like-minded individuals, come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the hand-fucking begin!