porkwheels – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

LOLcraft: Endwalker Edition
Balmung, catgirls, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, DAWNTRAIL, early access, Edition, endwalker, Femra, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Kappa Casual Crystal Conflict, Linkshells, LolCraft, make it rain, MEETUPS, Moogle Treasure Trove, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, wolf’s den, xivg, Yo-Kai Watch Event
Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the purrfect place for all you catgirl enthusiasts out there! Join us for the Femra edition where catgirls roam free and rule the land.
But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive early access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT. Release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024. Don’t miss out on the chance to be one of the first to experience this epic adventure!
In-game events include a Yo-kai Watch event rerun (until Patch 7.0) where you can catch ’em all, a Moogle Treasure Trove event (from May 14th to June 24th) where you can find hidden treasures, and a Make it Rain event (May 15 – May 31st) where you can make it rain with riches!
But that’s not all, folks! We have a cross-region data center travel test (until Patch 7.0) for all you globetrotters, a PvP Series 5 (until Patch 7.0) for all you battle enthusiasts, and plenty of resources, free companies, and linkshells to keep you connected.
And if you’re feeling social, join us for a meetup on May 18 at 5:00 PM PDT at Balmung, Wolf’s Den for the Kappa Casual Crystal Conflict! It’s going to be a meow-tastic time!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where catgirls reign supreme and adventure awaits at every turn!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
Shon’s Block Party: Where Creepers Dance and Pigs Fly!
asmr, BLOCK, board rules, Clips, CREEPERS, Dance, fallenshadow, Fly, global rules, hang in there, Hide, Husbands, ignore, Links, Nise Menhera, Otis, Party, Pigs, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, Shons, twitch, twitter, VOD
Are you ready to join the most chaotic Minecraft server on the interwebs? Fallenshadow, our resident schizo loli, is always looking for new husbands to join her in her pixelated adventures. But be warned, she’s a hard-working queen who demands only the best company!
Join us for a wild ride filled with Twitch streams, ASMR videos, and even a Ribbon Cage match or two. And if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of Otis, our trusty manager who keeps things running smoothly (most of the time).
But beware, our Twitter feeds are a rollercoaster of emotions, with Menhera drama and shadowchama shenanigans galore. And don’t forget to check out our schedule, coming soon™ to a screen near you.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us on the craziest Minecraft server this side of the digital realm. Just remember to follow the rules, ignore the trolls, and most importantly, have a blast! See you in the game, lovelies!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
Forever Alone Craft
aging and gross, belittled by wife, Craft, dehumanizing marriage, disposable heated dildos, erectile dysfunction, evil society, fantasizing about love, glad to be single, internet culture, lack of privacy, Loneliness, marriage after 30s, online oversharing, privacy invasion, relationship fantasies, self-determination, shame on social media, societal expectations, societal pressures, women mistreating men
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a man in today’s society? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the horrors of erectile dysfunction jokes and being treated like a disposable heated dildo.
On our server, you can build your own fortress of solitude where no one can judge you for not wanting to perform in the bedroom. No more being gaslit or browbeaten into pretending you want sex – here, you can be your true self without fear of ridicule.
And forget about privacy concerns – on our server, your personal information stays private. No need to worry about strangers on Reddit or Twitter dissecting your every move.
So come join us and experience the freedom of being alone in a world where being married after your 30’s is seen as a dehumanizing existence. Who needs a partner when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
Crafty RPG Gridiron: Where Pixels Meet Strategy
Battles, Challenges, Characters, Combat, Crafty, discussion, FANTASY, gameplay, grid movement, grid-based, Gridiron, Maps, Mechanics, Medieval, Meet, pixels, RPG, rpgs, Story, strategy, strategy RPGs, tactical, Tactics, turn based, video games
Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a grid-based strategy RPG on steroids!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers come charging at you. But fear not, because on our server, you can summon a team of pixelated warriors to fight them off in epic turn-based battles.
But that’s not all! We have quests that will take you on wild adventures through dungeons filled with loot and treasure. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some sick moves).
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft adventure of your life? Join now and let the pixelated madness begin!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
Blocktopia
action, Adventure, alternate world, Battles, blocktopia, Dark, exaggerated expressions, FANTASY, Gritty, high stakes, Immersive, INTENSE, isekai, Manga, Military, Realistic, Record of Highserk war, serious atmosphere, strategy, War, world-building
Are you tired of all the silly, fantastical, and exaggerated expressions in military Isekai manga? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a serious atmosphere where you can experience the thrill of battle without any of the nonsense.
Picture this: you’re in the middle of a heated battle, strategizing with your teammates, when suddenly a group of creepers start charging at you. But fear not, because our server has a secret weapon – exploding sheep! Yes, you heard that right. These sheep are trained to self-destruct on command, taking out any enemy in their path.
But that’s not all. Our server also has a hidden underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond sword that can slice through anything, including obsidian. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate warrior?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience military Isekai like never before. Just be sure to watch out for those exploding sheep!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
CraftyCreeperz: Where Creepers are the Real MVPs and Villagers are Always Suspicious
acceptance, Beliefs, Christian, Community, CONSERVATIVE, CraftyCreeperz, CREEPERS, culture, discrimination, Diversity, family, fear, fearmongering, Jews, misconceptions, MVPS, Politics, prejudice, real, Religion, society, Stereotypes, suspicious, tolerance, Understanding, villagers
Are you tired of playing on servers where you can’t even say “heck” without getting banned? Well, look no further because our server is run by a conservative Christian family who will make sure your Minecraft experience is as wholesome as a Sunday church service. Join us for epic quests like “Finding the Holy Diamond” and “Building a Cathedral of Creepers.” Plus, our server is so family-friendly that even the zombies say grace before attacking you. So come on, join us and let’s praise the blocky gods together!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
Shop for ore OmletArcade Minecraft server
banner, Closing, crash, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Monitoring, Old Days, OmletArcade, ore, Play, Server, Shop, Sites, Storage, year old
This server was built during the time of OmletArcade, it is already more than a year old and I decided to put it on various monitoring sites, unfortunately it may crash, if this happens I will have to close this server, but for now you can play on it and remember the old days of OmletArcade
176.9.178.199:26111

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
Andycraft
Andycraft, Claims, Creative, Explore, Jobs, Minecraft, Multiverse, norwegian, PvP, Server, Shop, Spawn, Survival, Teleport
A Norwegian Minecraft server that gives players the opportunity to choose between a Creative world and a Survival world. You can always teleport between the worlds Spawn, Survival and creative.
Claims, jobs, multiverse and more…
node8.spillhosting.no:25537

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
Crafty Craze
#0, 50, ai, Crafty, CRAZE, dubs, mirror thread, post, Raw, Row, Trips
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Post 50% dubs and you’ll either get a 50% boost or lose everything and start from scratch. But hey, that’s just the thrill of the game, right? And if you manage to hit trips, well, get ready for a wild ride because you’ll be transported to a whole new dimension where the only rule is to survive against a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the madness!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
MineSNK – Digging for SNK and Neo Geo Fun!
Advance Strike, beginner guide, City of the Wolves, Community Resources, DandyJ, Digging, Discord, dotemu, dual audio, event footage, Fatal Fury, FF:CotW, Fun, geo, Kof, KOF Official Site backup, KOF XIII Global Match, KOFXV, Marco, metal slug tactics, MineSNK, neo, neo geo, NEO-GEO FREAK Magazine Archive, neog, PC, ps4, PS5, RedGGPO, romset, snk, SNK Media Gallery, squad tactics, Switch, the king of fighters xv, Translations, turn based, xbox series x/s
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got more action than a diamond sword fight in the Nether!
Join now and experience Fatal Fury: City of the Wolves – where the wolves aren’t just howling, they’re dominating the battlefield! With dual audio and Advance Strike added to KOFXV, you’ll be fighting like a pro in no time.
But that’s not all – we’ve got KOF XIII Global Match on Switch and PS4, plus The King of Fighters XV available on PC, PS4/PS5, and XBOX Series X/S! And if turn-based squad tactics are your thing, get ready for Metal Slug Tactics – it’s like chess, but with more explosions.
Need some beginner tips? Check out DandyJ’s guide to KOF and our community resources to level up your game. And don’t forget to join our Discord for all the latest updates and events.
So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for the ultimate Minecraft showdown – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper).

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP