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SeriesSceneCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	744
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	33

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll forget about watching season 4 of your favorite series? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, you’ll be rolling on the floor laughing in no time. Join us for insane stories, outrageous reasons to play, and a community that will have you in stitches. Trust us, this server is the only entertainment you need – who needs TV when you have us? Join now and get ready for a wild ride!

BagGuardBlockerMC

Airport, airport etiquette, aita, baggage security, BagGuardBlockerMC, bathroom, boarding, frequent traveler, INCONVENIENCE, luggage, Munich airport, refusing, Safety, SECURITY, Shops, solo traveler, stranger danger, stranger’s bag, travel etiquette, watch, Worst Case Scenario

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2949
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you tired of being asked to watch strangers’ bags at the airport? Join our Minecraft server and never deal with that awkward situation again! We promise no one will ever ask you to watch their virtual luggage while they go to the virtual bathroom.

Our server is so secure, you won’t even have to worry about imaginary worst-case scenarios. Plus, we have a special feature where if someone asks you to watch their virtual bag, a magical unicorn will appear and take care of it for you.

So come join us and leave the baggage watching to someone else – literally!

ObsessedCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2471
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most sex-obsessed server out there! Join us if you want to build giant phallic structures, engage in steamy roleplay with other players, and participate in our annual “Hot and Heavy” building competition where the most erotic creation wins a prize! So come on, let your inner freak flag fly and join us on our sexy Minecraft adventure!

PixelatedGrind

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2448
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Towns Built:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Are you tired of the daily grind of a 9 to 5 job? Do you dream of a world where you can escape the monotony and live a life of adventure and excitement? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world where you can build towering castles, mine for rare diamonds, and battle fierce mobs all while avoiding the dreaded office cubicle. Our server is filled with wacky characters, insane challenges, and endless possibilities for fun and mischief.

So if you’re ready to trade in your boring job for a life of endless adventure, join us on our server today! Who needs a paycheck when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper by your side? Let the craziness begin!

KosherCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5469
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Mines Excavated:	4327	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

MacronCraft: No Extremist Fever!

current events, Democracy, european union, extremism, extremist, extremist fever, Fever, France, French politics, Government, leadership, Macron, MacronCraft, nationalism, Politics, president, public opinion, rejection, Social Issues, society, Speech, Unity, VALUES

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1989
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179
Enchantments Applied:	249	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, ya know? like, Macron is all like, “reject extremist fever” but we’re all about embracing the craziness here! we got, like, flying pigs and talking cows and, like, a secret underground disco party with zombie DJs.

join us if you wanna ride a rainbow llama into battle against evil unicorns or build a castle out of jellybeans and cotton candy. we don’t discriminate against any players, even if you’re a potato with a dream of becoming a french fry.

so come on, join us and let’s reject that boring old normalcy and embrace the extreme fever of this totally rad Minecraft server!

EliteBeatsCraft

Alternative, artists, Diverse, Elite, EliteBeatsCraft, everyone, Genres, Individuality, judgment, Mainstream, music taste, Niche, Opinions, Perception, personal taste, popular music, Preferences, songs, Subjective, underground music, Unique

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Emeralds Found:	8825
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

so come join our minecraft server where we only play the most exclusive music tracks while you mine and build! we have a secret underground disco party room where you can dance with creepers and skeletons, and our DJ is a zombie who really knows how to drop the beats. plus, if you find the hidden jukebox in the jungle biome, you unlock a special power-up that lets you fly like a chicken for 10 minutes. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied with a bunch of blocky animals in a virtual world. come on, join us and show off your elite music taste while having a blast in minecraft!

CardioCraft: Gut Age Mod – Unhealthy Over 30s

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3820
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7

so like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be healthy? well dis server got u covered cuz we got gut microbial age modulatin’ yo cardiovascular disease risk! like, who even knew dat was a thing? but it is on dis server!

if u an older person who be metabolically unhealthy, dis server is da place to be. we gonna help u out with all dat heart stuff while u buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers. it’s like multitaskin’ for yo health and yo entertainment.

come join us on dis wild ride of gut microbial age modulatin’ and cardiovascular disease risk reducin’. u won’t regret it, trust me. we got all da crazy stuff happenin’ here, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft fun!

Shamanov server Minecraft

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1005
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54

Welcome to CubeMC! We are a startup gaming project where you can get the best Minecraft experience with our mods and many servers.

We are passionate about our work and strive to provide the best gaming experience. Our team is constantly working to provide you with the best experience possible.

So join us and start playing! Explore the world of Minecraft with CubeMC!

🌟 OnyxMC – Embrace Adventure with Sleepy Villagers! 🌟 NO SQUARES

#exciting, Adventure, browser, Community, Disasters, Discord, dynamic, Embrace, Friendly, Graves, Map, navigation, OnyxMC, Plugins, Seasons, Semi Vanilla, server ip, Shop, sleepy, squares, Staff, Support, Survival, Version, villagers, weather

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4169
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Love Letters Sent:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

OnyxMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Community	Small, friendly community focused on building and exploring together
Plugins	RealisticSeasons, DeadlyDisastersn [PRO], GraveStonesPlus, Dynmap
Staff	Active and supportive staff members
Server IP	play.onyxmc.com
Version	1.20.6

OnyxMC Minecraft Server FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP address play.onyxmc.com

Q: What version of Minecraft do I need to play on OnyxMC?

A: You will need Minecraft version 1.20.6 to join our server

Q: Can I view the world map of OnyxMC?

A: Yes, you can view the world map at map.onyxmc.org

Q: Is there a shop on OnyxMC?

A: Yes, you can visit our shop at shop.onyxmc.org

Q: How can I join the OnyxMC Discord community?

A: You can join our Discord community by clicking here