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KEK I Fucking Can’t Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9464
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Love Letters Sent:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Minecraft SMP – XIVG – The Final Dawn Trail

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2986
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Void Gems Collected:	33	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more shenanigans than a clown convention.

Join us for our upcoming events like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can strut your stuff in your best Minecraft skin! Or how about the Halloween Musicals meetup in Balmung, where we’ll be belting out show tunes while fighting off creepers.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got meetups for every occasion, from shared FATE meetups to male meetups to badlands chugs watch parties. And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more moogles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. See you in the game!

Boring Argonians Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	219
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of playing with boring, lame, stupid, and ugly Argonians in other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server and experience a whole new level of excitement with Argonians that are actually cool, hilarious, genius, and drop-dead gorgeous!

Our server is home to the most epic Argonians you’ll ever meet. They can build entire cities in a day, tame dragons with a single look, and tell jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, they have the best fashion sense in all of Minecraft – forget boring old scales, our Argonians rock designer armor and accessories that will make you green with envy.

So why settle for boring when you can join our server and hang out with the most fabulous Argonians in the blocky world? Come for the builds, stay for the laughs, and leave with a whole new appreciation for these reptilian wonders. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness of our Argonians!

MP3 CDs Minecraft SMP Expert

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8450
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Magic Items Found:	4611
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where people don’t even know what MP3 CDs are? Join our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate all things retro and outdated! We’ve got players who still think dial-up internet is the bee’s knees and swear by their trusty VHS tapes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary MP3 CD dungeon, where players can battle against ancient technology monsters like the dreaded Walkman Warrior and the floppy disk fiend. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical AOL dial-up modem that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in combat.

So if you’re ready to embrace the past and laugh in the face of modern technology, come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the good ol’ days of MP3 CDs!

Blocky Fun Zone Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3548
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Items Found:	8341	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Alien Abductions:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, Trump has won a record breaking THIRD presidential race! And what does that mean for you? Well, for starters, he’ll probably get at least one, maybe two more SCOTUS picks. That’s right, you can build your very own Supreme Court in Minecraft and have Trump appointing all the judges. Who needs democracy when you have Trump ruling the land in Minecraft? Join now for a truly unique and outrageous experience!

The Funny Wizards Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	352
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to impress the ladies is by building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! Forget flowers and chocolates, nothing says love like a pixelated fortress of bling.

But beware, if you don’t join our server, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will come to your house and steal all your socks. And we all know how annoying it is to have mismatched socks, so better safe than sorry!

Join us now and become part of our crazy community where we have weekly llama races and the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. Trust us, you’ll never get the girl you want if you’re not part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

What is the IP for Kubz Scouts Minecraft Server?

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3446
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	9646
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Buildings Constructed:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Kubz Scouts is a popular Youtube channel run by a content creator named Jay. The channel primarily focuses on gaming content, including Let’s Plays, reaction videos, and game commentaries. Kubz Scouts has attracted a large following due to Jay’s energetic and engaging personality, as well as his humorous commentary on the games he plays. With a knack for storytelling and connecting with his audience, Kubz Scouts has become a noteworthy presence in the gaming community.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8769
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Magic Items Found:	1120	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Enchantments Applied:	102	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	104	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

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Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3815
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	198856	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Villages Defended:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Emeralds Found:	7870	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers breakdance. Our server is like a circus on steroids, with surprises waiting around every corner.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here, challenging players to dance battles instead of fights.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9621
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Emeralds Found:	1585
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Star Shards Collected:	296	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Love Letters Sent:	19

Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate fapping-focused experience! Our server is filled with AI perfection, perfect for those who enjoy plapping to the next level. We have prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion artists, NovelAI artists – basically, everything AIslop related!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built an entire castle made out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a group of mischievous Endermen. And don’t even get us started on the time when a herd of pigs took over the server and declared themselves the ruling class.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment, look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no flooding the chat with niche kinks – we have standards, you know.