Porco Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

2nd Person Craft

2nd, 2nd-person view, 3rd person, 3rd-person view, character control, Craft, game design, gameplay, games, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming terminology, immersive experience, interactive storytelling, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, person, perspective, perspective shift, player view, video games, virtual world

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7917
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Votes:	9019
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do backflips. we got a secret underground city where u can find diamonds just by sneezing. also, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt blocks into gold blocks just by winking at them. plus, we have a pet dragon dat will protect u from creepers and zombies. so come join da fun and experience da craziest minecraft server ever!

Stretchy Wearables | Self-Healing Tech

advanced textiles, bio-compatible materials, bioelectronics, biomedical engineering, Biosensors, electronic skin, flexible electronics, healing properties, innovative materials, Korean breakthrough, Medical Devices, self-healing technology, self-repair technology, self-repairing materials, SELFHEALING, smart fabrics, stimulators, stretchable sensors, stretchy, Stretchy wearables, Tech, wearable sensors, wearable technology, Wearables

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2468
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

lol this server is like that korean breakthrough material that can heal itself, except we don’t heal ourselves, we heal your minecraft experience! join us and experience the magic of stretchy wearables in a whole new way. our biosensors will detect any boring moments and our stimulators will pump up the excitement to insane levels. come join us and let the healing begin!

Apologies Minecraft Server

Anime, Antagonist, apologies, Arrancar, badass, Bleach, blue hair, Character, Cool, espada, fan favorite, fierce, Goat, grimmjow, iconic, Manga, Minecraft, Popular, Powerful, Server, Sorry., STRONG, Villain

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1408
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7834	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon this server and were greeted by a talking llama who offered them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But that’s not all, oh no. This server is so lit that even the creepers dance to dubstep instead of exploding. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a herd of flying pigs soaring through the sky. So why wait? Join now and become a legend in the land of blocky adventures. This is why it’s the goat. The goat.

Goal Minecraft SMP Scorer

adaptation, football, Goal, goal scoring analysis, goal-scoring, league difficulty, Matches, Minecraft, non-penalty goal, played out of position, player development, player performance, positional play, Scorer, smp, Soccer, sports, sports analysis, sports commentary, struggling to adapt, Tactics, team dynamics, tougher league

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6672
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	447	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of being played out of position in other Minecraft servers? Or maybe you’re just struggling to adapt to the tough competition in those boring old SMPs? Well, fear not, because our server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with quirky characters and insane builds that will leave you questioning reality.

So why wait? Join now and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it means playing Minecraft in a league of its own!

PartyPig Minecraft Server

abandonment, anniversary party, avoidance, Boundaries, Childhood, compassion, emotional distress, Empathy, estranged family, family, family dynamics, in-laws, loyalty, Minecraft, PartyPig, past trauma, refusal, Selfishness, Server, small town, Support, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5693
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	28	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Crops Grown:	5012
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you tired of family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and build your own virtual paradise! No more dealing with in-laws who don’t understand boundaries or guilt-trip you into attending events you’re not comfortable with. On our server, you can create your own story and be whoever you want to be without any judgment or pressure.

Join us now and leave all the toxic relationships behind! Build your dream world, make new friends, and never worry about being called a “bastard” or “vile” ever again. Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft!

HangryCraft

birthday celebration, birthday dinner, birthday plans, Communication, compromise, dietary needs, dietary restrictions, food intolerance, HangryCraft, health concerns, meal options, multiple locations, relationship conflict, Respect, restaurant choice, restaurant experience, restaurant menu, side dish, spicy food, ulcerative colitis, Understanding

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5913
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Votes:	2105
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food choices! Unlike some spicy restaurants, we cater to all dietary needs, even if you have a fiery condition like ulcerative colitis.

Join us and feast on a virtual buffet of delicious pixelated treats, from cake to carrots, without any risk to your health. Our server is a spicy-free zone, so you can game without the pain.

Don’t let your girlfriend’s love for spicy food hold you back from enjoying a meal in Minecraft paradise. Come join us and build your way to a happy, healthy belly! Remember, in our world, the only flames you’ll encounter are from a cozy campfire.

PrayCraft SMP: OMG, Please Let Me Find Diamonds!

affirmation, BELIEF, contemplation, diamonds, FAITH, favorite prayer, Find, Gratitude, Hope, inner peace, inspiration, Mantra, meditation, mindfulness, non religious, OMG, Peace, positivity, PrayCraft, Reflection, Religious, Serenity, short prayer, smp, spirituality

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9680
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant zombie chickens, intense parkour challenges that will test your skills to the limit, and hilarious pranks that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move!

So why wait? Join our SMP now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of derpiness that grants you the power to turn into a flying pig!

MineMotiv8rCraft

Accountability, AMBITION, Dedication, determination, discipline, DRIVE, encouragement, Focus, goals, growth mindset., hard work, inspiration, MineMotiv8rCraft, motivation, Passion, perseverance, personal development, positivity, self improvement, success, Support

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2028
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a rainbow-colored llama through a field of dancing creepers. True story. And if that doesn’t convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a herd of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? Yeah, you heard me right.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCossacks

ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCossacks, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic progress, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military conflict, military strategy, ongoing crisis, peace negotiations, peace talks, regional stability, russia, security concerns, ukraine war, united nations, zelenskyy

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	338
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

so, liek, u know how ukraine is all up in arms with russia and stuff? well, on our minecraft server, u can totally be a peacekeeper and stop the war with ur epic building skills! u can build giant peace signs and rainbow bridges to bring harmony to the land! plus, u can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers at any baddies who try to start trouble. join now and help bring peace to our minecraft world, cuz zelenskyy said it’s closer to the end than we think! let’s do this, gamers!

Baby Aggro Bootcamp

aggression, aggression-related genes, aggro, animal models, baby, Behavior, bootcamp, brain development, disruptions, early life programming, Genes, gut bacteria transplant, gut microbiome, human infants, infancy, long-term effects, mental health, Mice, microbial communities, microbiome dysbiosis, microbiota, research, study

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4552
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Farms Harvested:	449	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

LOLZZZ, SO, dis server be like da gut microbiome of Minecraft servers, all crazy and wild! Join us and get ready to unleash your inner aggression, just like dem mice who got a gut bacteria transplant from human babies! We got genes changing left and right, makin’ you the most aggressive player in da game! Come on, join us and let’s see who’s gonna be da king of da aggression in dis wacky Minecraft world!