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Pixelmon Ultron

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6631
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Star Shards Collected:	236	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	458
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Pixelmon server, in this server there are: Ranks to buy with real money on my official Pixelmon Ultron website! Keys to open the chests by going to the lobby section where you can open the chests and a BattlePass with 18 levels to unlock, furthermore, in the BattlePass there will be the free section (with many fewer prizes) and the premium section which will be paid with £3.65 on the Pixelmon Ultron shop website! You might be wondering… How do I level up the BattlePass? Well… By doing the missions you will find by doing /bp and clicking on “Quests”, Easy, right? In the Quests section there are 4 weeks of missions plus daily quests!

141.95.120.225

BasedPoland Minecraft Server

activism, BasedPoland, Chad, civil disobedience, communist sign, cultural pride, eastern europe, european politics, freedom of speech, germany, Jail time, Minecraft, nationalism, overspray, patriotism, Poland, Polish patriot, political activism, political censorship, protest, retarded, Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5309
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Divine Spears Created:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Are you tired of communist signs ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and unleash your inner Polish patriot! Become a chad and show those pesky communists who’s boss by overspraying their signs with pride. Plus, did we mention that in Germany, you could actually get jail time for doing this? That’s how wild and crazy our server is! So come on, join us and let’s stick it to those pesky commies together!

MilfCraft SMP: Cougars You’d Still Smash

cougars, MilfCraft, SMASH, smp, youd

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1485
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild as the terrain! Looking for a server where you can find women past their prime that you would still fuck? Look no further, because our server is full of them!

Join us for a chance to meet the most experienced and adventurous players in the Minecraft world. Our community is like a fine wine – aged to perfection and ready to be enjoyed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary creatures like the elusive Blocky Bigfoot and the mischievous Enderman Elvis. Rumor has it that if you can catch them, they’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of diamonds.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

ZillaCraft Minecraft Server

blended family, bridezilla, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, half siblings, Minecraft, Server, sibling dynamics, step-family, strained relationships, wedding invite, wedding planning, ZillaCraft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	715
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Dimension Hops:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama on your big day? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a drama-free wedding experience!

Join our server and leave all your family issues behind as you build, mine, and explore in peace. No need to worry about inviting estranged half siblings or dealing with disapproving parents – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to find diamonds!

Escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where the only family you need to worry about is your Minecraft villagers. Say goodbye to bridezilla moments and hello to endless fun on our server!

So why wait? Join now and start crafting your happily ever after without the family drama!

NephewNaggin’PubScoldAITA

AUTHORITY, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Cultural, disagreement, discipline, escalation, family, intervention, nephew, NephewNagginPubScoldAITA, parenting, Public, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, scolding, vacation

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7890
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Votes:	7322

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage all players to unleash their inner disciplinarian! Are you tired of unruly kids throwing rocks near you at the lake? Join us and let out your frustrations by yelling at virtual children who misbehave. Our server is the perfect place to practice your parenting skills in a safe and pixelated environment.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get the special power-up of child-locking all the doors in our virtual world, just like in real life! No more pesky kids opening car doors while you’re driving at high speeds – we’ve got you covered.

And if that’s not enough, we have exclusive hiking trails that only the most mischievous players can access. Test your limits and see if you can handle the extra 1-mile hike punishment for your in-game antics.

So why wait? Join our server now and show those virtual kids who’s boss! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and we don’t actually condone throwing rocks at people, no matter how good your aim is. Let the virtual parenting begin!

BoomCraft: Survivors’ Revenge

atomic bomb, BOOMCRAFT, devastation, Hell, hiroshima, historical events, History, Humanity, Japan, long-term effects, Memory, nagasaki, nuclear warfare, nuclear weapons, Peace, Revenge, survivors, survivors stories, Tragedy, Trauma, War, world war II

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7545
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	4864

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of pure atomic bombs. That’s right, we’ve got an explosive paradise just waiting for you to join!

Our server is so lit, even Japan’s last survivors are like “Dang, that’s some next level stuff!” Trust me, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else. Join now and experience the thrill of blowing up everything in sight. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got atomic bombs, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in existence. Just remember, once you go atomic bomb hell, you can’t go back! Let’s blow stuff up together, baby!

VapeCrafters: Mindful Miners

addiction, coping mechanisms, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health challenges, mental health education, mental health effects, mental health recovery, mental health research., Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health struggles, mental health support, mental health therapy, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mindful, miners, nicotine, quitting smoking, VapeCrafters, Vaping

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2582
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7

so like, u kno how vaping is all the rage now? well guess what, on our server, we have a whole vaping district where u can puff away to ur heart’s content. but watch out, cuz the mobs might get addicted too and start blowing smoke rings at u. it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least ur mental health will be in tip-top shape from all the nicotine, right? come join us and see for urself!

Simple Survival MP

Claims, Connection, Creative, Cross-Play, dragon fight, Earth, east coast USA, Economy, End.., game mode, Moderators, PERMISSIONS, Plugins, PvE, PvP, rules, smp, Survival, Time Played, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9652
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Fresh new vanilla SMP world. Simple Quality of Life plugins enabled. Claims grow with time! Currently have a biweekly End opening to allow for fresh content and a new dragon fight.

Small player driven economy with permissions based off game-mode and time played!

Survival and Creative worlds.

Active moderators and simple rules.

Hosted on East Coast USA with solid connection.

simplesmp.hopto.org

CraftyVerse – Minecraft Server

beetlejuice, beta game, Characters, Constant development, Cosmetics, CraftyVerse, Cross-Play, cross-progression, final release, Gleamium, live service, Logo Edition, Minecraft, multiversus, Multiversus General, mvsg, new modes, new moves, new stages, open beta, PC, platform fighter, ps4, PS5, pve mode, rollback netcode, samurai jack, Server, Single player, UE5 engine, universal parry technique, Warner Brothers, Xbox One, xbox series

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7775
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Crops Grown:	2543
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	112
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Our server is like no other, with a logo that will make your eyes pop out of your head in amazement.

Previously on our server, we had players battling it out in epic PvP matches, building the craziest structures you’ve ever seen, and taming dragons like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Our latest patch notes include adding new dimensions to explore, new mobs to fight, and even a mode where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken.

What is our server all about, you ask? It’s a place where you can let your imagination run wild, where you can team up with friends to take on epic quests, and where you can become the ultimate Minecraft master.

And did we mention the new characters we’ve added? From a ninja turtle with laser eyes to a unicorn riding a skateboard, our server has it all.

So why should you join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle? Join us now and let the madness begin!

SnowlessSMP – “I’ve never seen snow in Minecraft SMP”

Coastal Living, coastal snow, coastal snowfall, coastal snowflakes, coastal snowscape, coastal snowstorm, Ive, Minecraft, never seen snow, smp, Snow, snowless adventure, snowless climate, snowless experience, snowless journey, snowless landscape, snowless life, snowless phenomenon, snowless terrain, snowless wonder, SnowlessSMP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9032
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2967
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Divine Spears Created:	13

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience snow for the first time in your virtual life! Our server is located in a magical land where it snows all year round, even in the middle of summer. Dive into our snowy wonderland and build snowmen, have epic snowball fights, and maybe even find a hidden ice castle filled with treasures. Who needs real snow when you can have a winter wonderland at your fingertips? Join now and let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!