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MineCraftyHolidayFun2024

aita, assholery, christmas, Civil, Community, December 2024, families, family time, Feedback, holiday break, MineCraftyHolidayFun2024, Moderators, New Year, open forum, Regional, Restricted, rules, Spinoffs, Suggestions, travel

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7701
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	942404	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchantments Applied:	224	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server where we take our holidays seriously! Last year, we had a bit of a mishap with the server going into POO MODE during Christmas and New Year’s, but fear not, this year we are going all out with a Restricted mode for the entire holiday period. Why, you ask? Because even mods need family time, and some of us need to travel to get away from the crazies in our lives (looking at you, Aunt Karen).

But don’t worry, once January 2 rolls around, the server will be back to normal and you can resume your usual Assholery. So mark your calendars and get ready for some epic Minecraft adventures in 2025!

And remember, no direct links or uncensored screenshots allowed – we like to keep things classy around here. So join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next holiday season). See you on the server!

Anxiety-Free Mindset SMP

AnxietyFree, mindset, smp

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5499
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Meteorites Collected:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	New Chunks Explored:	914234
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of living in a world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you find yourself daydreaming about epic adventures and crazy shenanigans? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embark on wild quests, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Chickenzilla and the fearsome Creeper King. Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, master builders, and expert treasure hunters just waiting to team up with you.

But beware, because this SMP is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere on the map that leads to a dimension filled with dancing pigs and talking sheep. Will you be brave enough to find it?

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and laughter, then join us on our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!

Sushi Supreme Minecraft Server

Government, Japan, japanese history, Japanese politics, Japanese Prime Minister, Japanese Prime Minister History, Japanese Prime Minister Ranking, Japanese Prime Minister Tier List Creator, Japanese Prime Minister Tiermaker, Junichiro Koizumi, leadership, Long Tail Tags: Japanese Prime Minister Tier List, Minecraft, Naoto Kan, Politics, Prime Ministers of Japan, Ranking, Server, Shinzo Abe, SUPREME, sushi, Tier List, Tier List Creator, tiermaker, Yasuhiro Nakasone, Yoshihide Suga

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7248
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old builds and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a virtual army of Japanese Prime Ministers ready to battle it out in epic PvP matches. From Shinzo Abe wielding a diamond sword to Yoshihide Suga casting spells with a magic wand, you’ll never know what to expect in this wild and wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where all the Prime Ministers gather to plan their next move. Will they build a giant robot to take over the server? Will they declare war on the neighboring realms? The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know when a Prime Minister might sneak up on you with a surprise attack!

””/Brit/”” – Minecraft SMP – BlockyBritney

BlockyBritney, Brit, British Christmas music, british culture, british music, CHOON, Chrimbo, christmas carols, christmas classics, Christmas hits, Christmas music video, christmas playlist, christmas songs, Christmas track, edish, festive tunes, holiday favorites, holiday music, Minecraft, seasonal music, smp, UK artists

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2368
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of dancing creepers. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to show off their sick moves to the tune of “Chrimbo CHOON edish” on repeat.

Want to build a majestic castle? Well, good luck because our server is plagued by a mischievous group of flying pigs who constantly steal your building materials.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant game of musical chairs, with the last player standing getting a diamond block as a prize.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such madness and mayhem while still trying to survive in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

💜 Survival without mods, PVE, PVP 💜 Minecraft server

Adventure, Antispam, building, Cases, Community, competitive, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, Magic, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, survival mode, without mods

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1185
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Animals Bred:	101	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

The owner of the server “Survival without mods PVE PVP” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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CraftyPoe2G – Minecraft Server

Buy Key, chat channel, CraftyPoe2G, Early Access Key, FAQ, Game Database, Game Wiki, Global 1488old, Ingame Chat, Ladder, live updates, Minecraft, new patch, patch notes, Path of Exile, Path of Exile 2, Server, Temporal Lord’s Portal Effect, Trade Site, twitch drops, Wiki

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	221
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Villages Defended:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans.

Our latest patch notes include adding flying pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party for all players to enjoy. Plus, we have exclusive Twitch drops that will give your character a Temporal Lord’s Portal Effect, making you the envy of all your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our launch live updates feature a new mini-game where you have to dodge flaming llamas while riding on a rollercoaster made of diamond blocks. Trust us, it’s as insane as it sounds.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to buy an early access key to our server, where you can trade with other players, climb the ladder to the top, and explore our extensive game database filled with hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and enter our ingame chat channel/global 1488old to meet other players who are just as crazy as you are. See you in the game, and may the exploding chickens be ever in your favor!

Minecraft SMP – Your Daily /Creeper/ Source for Laughs

/vt/ KWAB of the Year 2024., Android, chuuba, converse, CorpoCar, creeper, Daily, Divegrass Before Christmas, Events, Froot-themed tea, geega, Grimoire, Holo Gamers, Holo New Year Game Festival, holoHoliday live, hololive, hololive English Myth, hololive friends with U, holopro, Hoshimachi Suisei, Ironmouse, Kaneko Lumi, laughs, maeve kagekiri, Magical Girl holoWitches, Manzai voice collection pack, Minecraft, mori calliope, News, niche gamer, nijisanji en, Ninomae Ina’nis, odyssey, Omaru Polka, Otonose Kanade, phase connect, Phase Euphoria, Phase Invader, phase invaders, Quinted Spectrum, Season of Frost, Shirakami Fubuki, Shishiro Botan, smp, source, suri solari, TCG, Tenma Maemi, Tokoyami Towa, Tokyo Mew Mew, USA expansion, V-Jump, Vantacrow Bringer, vshojo, Vtuber, whispering voice pack, Yagoo, Yamato God Kaiiitan, yurikago kokone, zentreya

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3386
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft SMP where the only news you need is about the wild and wacky world of chuubas! HoloPro’s Omaru Polka dropped a new outfit and covered a Tokyo Mew Mew song, while Holo Gamers are celebrating their 6th anniversary with free merch – because why not? Mori Calliope’s concert sold out faster than you can say “GriMoire,” and she’s dropping hints about a new holoEN group song called “Odyssey.”

But wait, there’s more! Shishiro Botan debuted a Jirai Kei outfit that’s hotter than lava, and Hoshimachi Suisei is teaming up with CONVERSE to release shoes that are out of this world. Plus, hololive is releasing plushies that will make you squeal with joy, and a whispering voice pack that will soothe your soul.

In other news, Nijisanji’s Vantacrow Bringer is taking a break to rest his throat – but don’t worry, he’s still streaming with a text-to-speech voice that’s pure comedy gold. And VShojo is getting into the merch game with outfits for dragons and cyborgs that will make you look cooler than a polar bear’s toenails.

Phase Connect is dropping beats like it’s hot, with new songs and merch that will make you want to dance like nobody’s watching. And in local news, the Divegrass Before Christmas tournament has crowned a winner – and it’s not who you’d expect.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this world of chuubas and chaos? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

Navigating This Minecraft Server

20s, 4chan, 4chan user, attractiveness, campus life, college, Crush, DATING, Experience, fear, Friend, humor, Insecurity, Minecraft, navigating, older guy, Prostitute, relationships, Self Discovery, self esteem, Server, social anxiety, VIRGINITY

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9456
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of feeling like a hideous freak because you spend all day on 4chan? Do you want to escape your 28-year-old virgin status and finally experience the joys of being attractive to the opposite sex? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and become a virtual stud, where girls will flock to you like bees to honey. No longer will you have to worry about being a virgin, because on our server, you’ll be the master of your own destiny. Who needs a prostitute when you can impress the ladies with your building skills and charm?

So come on, leave your 4chan days behind and step into a world where you’re the attractive older guy that all the girls desire. Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life!

Minecraft SMP: Diaper King

Assassin’s Diaper, Baldur’s Diaper, diaper, diaper adventures, diaper-themed games, diapered heroes, diapered protagonists, diapers, funny, Gaming, gaming characters, gaming franchises, gaming humor., humor, King, Minecraft, Parody, Resident Diaper, smp, Sonic The Diaper, Super Diaper Bros, Tony Hawk’s Pro Diaper, video games

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3591
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Crops Grown:	3819
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at Resident Diaper, where we take diaper-changing to a whole new level. From Baldur’s Diaper to Super Diaper Bros, we’ve got all the diaper-themed factions you could ever dream of.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see Sonic The Diaper zooming around the map, or watch Assassin’s Diaper silently take out their enemies? Maybe you’re more of a Tony Hawk’s Pro Diaper fan, grinding and ollie-ing their way to victory.

Join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the diaper-filled fun!

Gemstone Kingdom Minecraft Server

adorable animals, Anime, Cute Characters, cute pets, FANTASY, fantasy world, friendship, gemstone, Jewelpet, Kingdom, love, magical adventures, magical creatures, magical jewels, Magical powers, Marriage, Minecraft, rabbit wife, retarded rabbit, ruby, Server, Talking Animals, whimsical anime, Wife

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6798
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Void Gems Collected:	29
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Crops Grown:	8218

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the wacky adventures of our resident player, Ruby the Retarded Rabbit Wife! That’s right, she may be a little slow in the head, but she sure knows how to build a mean dirt hut.

Join us for epic quests like finding Ruby’s missing carrot stash, battling evil creepers with her trusty diamond pickaxe, and trying to decipher her nonsensical ramblings in the chat.

But beware, her love for TNT is unmatched, so watch out for random explosions around the server. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment with Ruby around. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself!