OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

Chief Advisor, compromise, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Government, Hungary, influence, international relations, Négotiation, Orbán, OrbansCraft, Politics, potential conflict, power dynamics, russia, Russia-Hungary relations, SOVEREIGNTY, Surrender, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8214
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	986
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

“Youth, age, age hide-and-seek, always, BE, Chasing, cozying up, Game, Grown-ups, Hideandseek, just live, Kids, knees creak, lifelong, Live, Somewhere., Time, Time Travelers, travelers, trying, Youthful

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6782
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Players Killed by Monsters:	387	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8192	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Astral Projections Made:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

amazing community, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Dungeons, employment, Endless fun, fair, Fun, Galore, gameplay, hang out, in-game currency, ip address, Join, join today, meets, Minecraft, planet, Planets, Ranks, selected, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smp, Staff, Store, Tasks, Updates

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8217
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Emeralds Found:	2715
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Guideless Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5885
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	2449	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

botched circumcision, bullying, circumcised, circumcision, classmates, Crafty, dick, dropped out, Erect, Frankenstein stick, Girlfriend, head missing, hikkimori, ISOLATION, laughing stock, Minecraft, retail job, ruined life, scandal, skin grafts, smp, social pariah, surgeries, token advice

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	252
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

BabyCraftLand

affectionate, Apology, aunt, BabyCraftLand, Babysitting, Birthday Party, Boundaries, college, Communication, emotional, family, law school, master’s degree, misunderstanding, Niece, online classes, Physical, relationships, Siblings, sister-in-law, term of endearment

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1877
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	360
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magic Items Found:	8683
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Awkwardly Normal

Awareness, awkwardly, Behavior, common, Communication, Conversation, culture, discussion, everyday life, eye-opening, habits, normal, Perception, Personal experiences, perspective, realization, SELF AWARENESS, sharing, social interactions, social norms, societal expectations

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7220
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Zombie Dances:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magic Items Found:	5002
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Astral Projections Made:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

HezbollahHaterCraft

aggression, Conflict, degrading, Diplomacy, hezbollah, HezbollahHaterCraft, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Objectives, Peacekeeping, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Speech, strategy, Terrorism, UN, united nations

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4484
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1784
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

application-based, AussieSMP, Coexist, Community, CREEPERS, Economy, g’day, Griefing, guides, Join, Kangaroos, Land claiming, latency, Limits, LIVESTREAMS, Mate, Mechanics, multiple worlds, Network, peacefully, Redstone, rules, smp, Survival, Teleport, Trading, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1415
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mines Excavated:	1354	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Runes Activated:	4

Minecraft Server Information

IP Address	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Invite Link
Apply here	Apply Now

Overview

The AussieSMP is a Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all players. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with added quality of life features.

Features

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
Minimal modifications to Vanilla game mechanics
Player-created shops for trading
Teleport commands for easy navigation
Land-claiming system for player protection
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
Part of a growing network with additional server options

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason for new rules
Use common sense

FAQ

Q: Can anyone join the AussieSMP server?

A: The server is whitelisted and application-based, so interested players need to apply using the provided link.

Q: Are there any modified game mechanics on the server?

A: The server aims to keep modifications to Vanilla game mechanics to a minimum.

Q: Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

A: Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land for protection.

Q: How many worlds are available on the server?

A: The server consists of multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.

Q: Are there additional server options in the network?

A: Yes, the server is part of a growing network with a creative server and other features.

Weird Trade Minecraft Server

Gaming, Gts, Minecraft, online trading, P0RNHUB.COM, perfect IVs, pokemon collector, pokemon community, pokemon fan, pokemon game, Pokemon nickname, Pokemon rarity, pokemon trade, Pokemon trading platform, Rare Pokemon, Server, shiny Groudon, strange Pokemon, Trade, traded Pokemon, unusual Pokemon, video games, weird, weird Pokemon

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6812
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1072
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Pokemon trades? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the trades are out of this world! We once had a player trade a shiny Groudon with perfect IVs named P0RNHUB.COM – now that’s a Pokemon you won’t find in any Pokedex! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy trades, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might just end up with a legendary Pokemon named after your favorite website! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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