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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 9143 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Void Gems Collected: | 19 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!