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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 6946 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
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