| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 9804 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 73 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 603 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 82 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
But wait, there’s more! Akira Toriyama has already faced the trial of Great King Enma, his own creation from Dragon Ball Z. Can you imagine the drama and suspense? It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
So come join us on this wild and wacky server, where we pray for good tiding with King Taizan and hope for the best outcome for Akira Toriyama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to witness his reincarnation in real-time! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now!
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 6864 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 33 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky? Our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where players who dare to enter are met with challenges beyond their wildest dreams. Some say that those who conquer the dungeon emerge as legends, while others are never seen again.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world. Just remember, anything can happen when success breeds contempt and white bitches breed black babies!
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 2788 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 19 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 142 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing skeletons, ready to show you the ropes. Our custom-built villages are populated by villagers who speak in nothing but Shakespearean insults – “Thou art a knave, good sir!”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 7044 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party where the pigs are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).
So come on, join us on our server and let’s make Minecraft great again – one ridiculous adventure at a time!
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 991 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 31 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 81 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Potions Brewed: | 63 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 100 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our shaman class also allows you to communicate with the spirits of the Minecraft world, who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will be able to mine entire mountains with a single swing!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate shaman warrior, ready to conquer the Minecraft world with your insane powers and wacky adventures. Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else!
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 4164 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 39 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 28 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 1495 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 23 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 22 |
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 8884 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 31 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Join us if you want to experience the most epic and outrageous adventures in the Minecraft universe. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a creeper DJ.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat any enemy in your path.
So, why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embark on the wildest, most insane Minecraft journey of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if it’s autism or just pure awesomeness!
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 5561 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-fag Bigfoot, you’ll win a special prize that will make all the other players green with envy.
So come join us on our fag-tastic Minecraft server and let your rainbow flag fly high!
