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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 242 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6507 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!