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DrunkCraft: Stupid Shenanigans

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8916
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to let loose and have a good time!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while also trying to survive against a horde of zombie chickens (yes, you read that right). But be careful, because these chickens are not your average farm animals – they have a taste for blood and will stop at nothing to take you down.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every time you die in the game, you have to do a ridiculous dance in real life and post it in our Discord server for everyone to see. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see just how crazy things can get when you mix Minecraft with a healthy dose of insanity. Just remember to watch out for those zombie chickens – they’re not to be messed with.

ChildFreeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4061
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where Russia is trying to ban child-free lifestyles? Like, what even is that? But hey, if you wanna escape the madness of real life and build a virtual world where you can be child-free all you want, then this server is the place to be! Join us for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even start a revolution against those pesky Russian lawmakers. Who needs kids when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight, amirite? So come on over and let’s show Russia that we don’t need their rules in our pixelated paradise!

MoscowMinecraftWars

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7785
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	1512	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian colonels getting killed near moscow as part of the storyline! ukraine’s military intelligence is involved for some reason, but who cares cuz we got epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you! join now and be part of the chaos! also, we have flying pigs and talking cows, so why wouldn’t you wanna join?! come on, don’t be a potato, join now!

RageCraft: ChatGPT’s Lab

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6880
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Farms Harvested:	612	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

So, like, come join this cray cray Minecraft server, where we help scientists study anger and stuff. Like, we’re profesh at it, yo. You can like, express all your rage in a totally legit way, while building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave. So, like, join now and let’s get angry together, but in a cool way, ya know?

Vanilla SMP: Where even the mechanics are so plain you’ll fall asleep in 0.5 seconds flat

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5494
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones for teleportation
Bucketable entities for convenience
Crafting tweaks for enhanced gameplay

Join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I keep my house safe?	We have a land claiming feature that allows you to protect your property.
How does the diamond economy work?	You can use diamonds as currency in our server’s shops.
Are there regular events?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back to your home location.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up in a bucket to make gameplay more convenient.
How are crafting tweaks implemented?	We have made several adjustments to crafting recipes to enhance the gameplay experience.

5 Weeks Baby Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5204
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, get ready for the most epic adventure of your life because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with diamond-encrusted llamas!

Join us and in just 5 weeks, you’ll be a Minecraft master, building castles taller than the Eiffel Tower and riding on dragons that shoot rainbows out of their nostrils. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your pants (but don’t worry, we have virtual bathrooms for that).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of unlimited diamonds. Are you brave enough to take on the Chicken of Doom?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Stop all animal rape related threads now – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9553
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dimension Hops:	8
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and of course, the occasional llama mating ritual gone wrong. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyCouplesCashClash

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3764
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions just like this poor soul dealing with overspending drama!

Imagine logging in to find your partner has built a shopping mall in your Minecraft world, spending virtual diamonds like there’s no tomorrow. Will you cancel their building privileges or let them run wild with their virtual credit card?

Become the primary provider of resources in our server, just like this player is in their relationship. Will you be able to balance your budget and keep your virtual family fed and clothed, or will you fall victim to overspending like our poor friend here?

Join us for a server full of surprises, drama, and maybe even a few virtual therapy sessions. Who needs real-life problems when you have Minecraft drama to deal with? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

ProteinPopsicle Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1185
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a buffet of healthy processed foods! Join us and feast on the most nutritious virtual snacks you’ve ever seen!

Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.

But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).

So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!

HellCraft: Blocky Nightmares

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2352
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Potions Brewed:	140
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if your personal hell is being stuck in a world where creepers are replaced with exploding chickens and every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special “Lava Parkour” challenge where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while being chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. And if you make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows!

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to laugh your way through a world of pure chaos and hilarity!